Oh no! You're on your way home and Cross and his evil Pokemon

>>33495423
I'm flying home so laugh at him from above

Tell him his Pokemon looks like it was drawn by a six year old and walk away. Not worth my time.

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>>33495423
>Outrage

>>33495423
diaper beam lol

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*waterfall's behind you*

pshhh...nothin' personnel, kid

I would say his behaviour his as fake as any real pro wrestlers and laugh at him while continuing walking

Send out my Charizard and BURASTO BAAN him.

>>33495423
I send out Decidueye who in the blink of an eye nail both Cross and his Incineroar with headshot arrows, killing them instantly and before they ever had a chance to react. And that's how you show an edgy dickass asshole who the real puny weaklings are.

>>33495423
That's a nice pair of dicks, why would I want to get OUT of this situation?

>>33495454
t. asspained owlfag

>Calling a Machamp puny

ok I'm just gonna go way over there and

>>33495423
>Primarina used Hyper Voice!
>The sound pressure is too much for Incineshit to handle, making its brain melt as it dies in a pool of its own blood

>>33495423
>send out my incineroar
>tell incineroar to shred up the shitty asshole cat
>it tears his incunteroar's throat apart
stupid barafag...

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>>33495556
t. falseflagger

Show him a picture of Ballio, and watch as his has a mental breakdown when realizes that his shitty fakemon did not exist and it was all in his head. Then, if he accepts it, have him become a prophet of Ballio and spread the word about the real starters.

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>>33495423
Outspeed him and one-shot his sorry ass with Superpower.

>>33495423
Walk up to cross and slap him.
>But what about incineroar?
It's a mon from alola. I can walk faster than it can run

>>33495423
Tell him he's clearly blind, because I have no Pokemon at all.
Then, while he's confused, I pull out my gun and shoot him and his minion to death.

>>33495423
Pull my crucifix and watch as I his demonic creature known as a pokemon runs away.
he will thank me for saving his soul from satan

>>33495923
But Satan isn't the Devil. He works for God. Didn't you read the Bible?

>>33495423
Two words: magikarp sweep.

>>33495423
>he's using Incineroar
I just laugh at him until he goes away. He can stay if he wants, but I'm just going to keep laughing because trying to look cool while using Tony the Tiger is fucking ridiculous

>>33495436
Hahahahahahaha

>>33495436
/thread

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Stone edge?

>>33495776
>outspeed
>psh yeah right emboar is slower than--
>Emboar hase base 65 speed
>Incineroar has base 60 speed
what the fuck

>>33497966

>>33495423
Spread my ass for them

>>33495423
Push him aside, for he isn't worth my time. Ribombee is.

>>33495568
>Then, if he accepts it, have him become a prophet of Ballio and spread the word about the real starters.
This.