if you were a girl would you have poke-nails?

But, I am a girl?

>>33491467
then go away

if I were a girl i would kill myself so i could be reborn as the superior sex

>>33491477
female boy

>>33491453
No they look disgusting.

>>33491477
Tell Padma I said hi.

>>33491453
Oh I remember this thread from ages ago, didn't Library-chan post her tits in a thread like this?

>>33491516
Wait really?

>>33491516
same thing came to mind
I can see which direction OP is trying to head with this thread

>>33491516
it was glorious

>>33491467
>But, I am a girl?
>?
How should we know that?

>>33492984
Smell my finger
It smells like a vagina
My vagina

>>33491453
We try to hide powerlevels too.

>>33491453
I am

I haven't polished my nails in years

>>33493122
Library-Chan?

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let's see those nails

>>33491453
Yes, they look cute.

Oh wait, I am a girl.

>>33493167
>>33493148
>>33493122

post nails

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>>33493621

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>>33493895

>>33491453
I am a girl. And no, I could never grow my nails to that length anyway. They're always bitten down 'til they bleed.

Plus those look tacky. I've got other things to worry about aside from painting my nails so I just leave them.

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I am a girl and i hate Nail polish.
also
>You have to be a girl to use nail polish
Disgusting

>>33493929
Completely agree with you

>>33491453
A guy who paints nails but they don't look too nice. I'd prefer pokemmon color scheme nails.

>>33491477
you know they've got surgery for that now

>>33493948
>boy
>nail polish
Only if you're a fag or performer

>>33493973
>not being a fag
>2017

What has the world come to

>>33493973
>Boy
>Not in dress
>not painting his nails
Get off my board You disgusting fuck

>>33493929
disgusting ham beast

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>>33494028
Skinnyfat tomboy actually, but whatever you want.

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>all these girls in this ITT thread
i guess it IS true
everyone on /vp/ is a girl unless proven otherwise
i will never have a bf who likes pokemon ;_;

>>33494036
Most of us here are this

>>33494036
show us your armpits

>>33494039
I'm a boy but I only like older dominant women.

>>33494039
Trannies don't count m8

>>33494039
Sorry i am a lesbo

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>>33494048
Nah. Also, while I'm here- is Noivern a weird husbando? The one person I've told said it was, but I feel like there are worse choices.

>>33494098
yeah, it's fucking weird.

>>33494098
Noivern is one of the most popular waifus/husbandos

All these women wasting their potential to be extremely feminine and beautiful.

I hate nu-women

>>33494098
not that weird. zubat is my wife

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>>33494121
All these men wasted their potential to be extremely masculine and cook

i hate Nu-men

>>33494121
All these men seizing their potential to be extremely feminine and beautiful.

I love nu-men

>>33494065
>I'm a boy but
prove it
dick or gtfo

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>>33494137
alright that actually made laugh unironically

>>33494039
I guess there's something about Pokemon that appeals to women in a way games like Dark Souls or Fallout don't. Maybe its the cute animals, I don't know.

>>33494151
MUH DOUBLE STANDARDS

>>33491453
If I was a girl I would be getting poked and nailed.

if you were a girl what pokemon clothing would you wear?

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>>33494226
i'd poke and nail you even if you aren't a girl

>>33494238
how about me, anon?

I hate doing my nails so Im probably never going to have pokenails.Also those look cheap as fuck.

>>33494921
show us some nails you like

>>33494977

>being this desperate

>>33495016
desperate for what?

>>33493973
Let me ask you, have you ever sucked a dick? It's fantastic. I recommend everyone try it. The world would have a lot less problems if they did.

>>33494036
Jessica? I didn't know you liked Pokémon.

>>33495260

Female attention. It's transparent.

>>33491453
girl (male) here
no

>>33491453
These are cute but way harder to do than you think.

>>33495610
you're not important. go away, roastie.

>>33496483
it must be worth it though

That's too much look for everyday wear. Maybe a pokeball accent nail.

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no but id have a pokepussy

>>33498789
Hey Library-chan o/

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Man being a girl would be amazing, you could just get a husband and stay at home all the time playing vidya and watching shows, maybe pop a few kids out and then play vidya with them, and you would still be considered to be contributing to society more than the average working woman

>>33494098
Same as fucking a nigger, bestiality is accepted it the current age

>>33499120
don't even have kids. Just cook and clean and fuck your hubby

>>33498190
Usually but not always.

>>33491516
Library-chan?

>>33493929
Pretty sure it easier for girls to grow long nails.
Never understood why though, must be some hormone thing.

>>33500602

That's not true, men's nails actually grow faster. It's just that women take care of their nails so they don't break, while men don't.

>>33491453
I am a girl but nail art is dumb. It's a small detail that detracts from the overall look.

>>33500255
That would devalue the contribution to society to the point where my statement is false

>>33501242
noooo!