/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33488910
>Posted the right image this time
Woo, alright, that's my high point for the night everybody. I'm goin to sleep.

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

>>33488927
Night OP, thanks for the thread

the rumor come out: does otter is gay?

>>33488910
Nice OP pic. What kind of music would Ron and his friends play though?

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>>33488927
Chikorita: You three! What are you doing here?

Osha: I'm honestly not super sure myself... but if you guys are here, then you can't be up to anything good!

Chikorita: HMPH!

>>33488958
Sex Murder Party, also by Gorillaz.

>Ron as Murdoc
perfection

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>>33488972
Chikorita: Well, good a time as any t' see if those alchemy lessons were worth it!

>Chikorita pulls out a vial of blue potion and downs the contents, then begins to advance on you.

>What will you do? 3, 7, 9

>>33488981
It's a shame that song sucks though.

>>33489002
Not gonna argue with you there.

>>33488999
>trips
/vpmd/ has returned. Retreat to a fair distance to try and figure out what the potion does to Chikorita.

>>33488999
>Trips
Our OP has returned

Anyway, tell her that blue potion makes her look fat.

drink the potion in hopes of fulfilling your transformation fetish

>>33489014
>>33489017
Both of these.
captcha wouldn't load for two minutes ;_;

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>>33489017
Chikorita: I ain't the one made out of bacon here, pig boy!

>Chikorita body slams you

>2, 6, 0 next

why does chikorita have N O M O V E S

>>33489092
look to the otter for validation

>>33489092
Slam back with Rollout.

>>33489103
Re but look to omanyte instead

>>33489092
Time for a good old-fashioned Fire Blast. Give Helix the Blast Seeds so he's not too under-powered in this fight.

>>33489123
>>33489126
Roll for these two.

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>>33489142
>>33489123
>>33489126
>You rollout into Chikorita while giving Omanyte a sad look, seeking validating from it.

Omanyte: ...H-helix?

>Yes, you definitely feel validated now.

>3, 4, 7 next

>>33489219
now look to the otter because it isn't doing anything

>>33489219
also you can learn assurance if you want

>>33489219
lick chikarita pussy while omanyte binds it as a form of interrogation

>>33489251
re

>>33489219
Fire Blast the Chikorita even though that potion is most likely related to fire in some way.

>>33489251
Re but tell her if she gets any questions wrong we will eat her ass in more ways than one.

>>33489259
re

>>33489246
Eh, no need. I think we got enough Assurance from Omanyte.

>>33489219
Eat a Blast Seed mid-spin and slam into her in a fiery explosion.

>>33489259
re

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>>33489257
>You charge up a fire blast and fire it head on towards Chikorita

Chikorita: Uwah!

Oh god, what if it's an Inverse Potion.

>>33489333
Trips confirm we're fucked.

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>>33489320
>Suddenly, the fire blast bounces off Chikorita and hits Omanyte!

Chikorita: Hah! It worked! The Reflect Potion really did redirect super effective attacks to other pokemon! Take that you fools!

>With you and Omanyte distracted she attempts a Grasswhistle on Osha, but fails. Osha gets in another night slash

>1, 5, 8

>>33489354
Apologize profusely to Helix, then Arm Thrust Chikorita in her ugly pudding face.

>>33489354
Rip that leaf off her head, then laugh at her for being bald

>>33489002
I've never heard the song so I can't agree or disagree with your opinion, but I can say that the title is the most accurate description of vpmd I've ever seen.

>>33489354
She only said supereffective attacks get deflected, so let's start using neutral attacks or status moves on her

>>33489354
apologize to Helix and give him a blast seed as reparations

>>33489354
>I'll tell them all about my trump card! I'm a genius!

>>33489368
re

>>33489354
Called it.

>>33489376
Don't bully her for being dumb, it's not her fault.
Although that's probably the reason she's stationed to be the first one of Team Bitches that we encounter.

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>>33489371
>You and Osha decide to use your neutral moves against Chikorita instead, to avoid activating the effects of the potion

>Omanyte meanwhile tries to shore up its defenses with a withdraw after being roughed up by your fire blast.

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>>33489476
Chikorita: Hmph! Fine, yous don't want to attack with SE moves anymore? Then I'll just hafta try somethin else!

>Chikorita pulls out another potion

>>33489493
>Suddenly Bostonize accent.
OP are you ok? Or am I just noticing this now?

>>33489512
those two always had accents

>>33489512
She's been talking like this ever since the last thread. Blame the potions for messing with her voice.

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>>33489493
>And throws it at you!

>You duck out of the way just in the nick of time as the potion smashes to the ground

Osha: Hah! Nice aim!

>Chikorita just gives you a smug look as the ground begins to rumble

>>33489512
She's always had an accent, though the 'yous' in that post was actually a typo

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>>33489541
>A monstrous, toothy plant suddenly springs from the ground and begins to eye you... or... tooth you I guess. It doesn't have eyes.

Chikorita: Hah! Deal wit that!

>3, 6, 9

>>33489562
KISS THOSE SUCCULENT LIPS

>>33489562
Fire blast it, then call Chikorita a dumb cunt for not using the blue potion on it.

>>33489562
Leave the plant to your partners like the big coward you are and Arm Thrust Chikorita in the face. In the middle of one of the thrusts perform a sleight of hand and replace her next potion with the Shrinking Potion.

>>33489582
Re

>>33489582
self-re

>>33489577
re

>>33489582
We can't do a sleight of hand, we don't even have hands
But reroll anyway

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>>33489577
>You score a perfect critical roll for your fire blast, increasing it to a huge powerful flame... but unfortunately Bony creatures don't take damage from flames! Well the whole area's on fire now at least.
someone needs to read up on their mario enemies

>Chikorita meanwhile tries grasswhistle again... but hits a critical failure- her song manages to put herself to sleep!

>2, 4, 8 next

>>33489685
Rape chikorita

>>33489685
Find an unburnt leaf and eat it. Surely this will give you powers just like that famous italian from the human world!

>>33489685
Try rollout. It solves everything.

>>33489707
Italian Popeye?

>>33489685
Darn. I wanted to pull a fancy trick with the sleeping potion, but I guess that's out of the question. Just force-feed it to her in her sleep, then when she shrinks toss her into the Pirahna Plant's maw.

>>33489706
re

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>>33489722
>>33489706
>Yesss, this is truly a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY right here! You rush over to claim your spoils

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>>33489773
>OH DANG. OH GEEZ.

Osha: Well, I guess we'll just... keep attacking her then...

>3, 5, 7

>>33489779
Eat the plant, it will make us stronger.

>>33489779
Use Bug Armor to try and persuade it into putting us down.

>>33489779
Break free and follow up with rollout.

>>33489841
re

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>>33489779
I feel like if we can dodge a potion, we can dodge a bony piranha plant.

>>33489779
CUM inside its mouth

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>>33489847
>>33489841
>You swap out your ground armor for bug armor and send the bony plant a command to put you down.
>Perfect- this thing is literally mindless! It spits you out.

>3, 6, 0

>>33489871
Now we can rape Chikorita

>>33489871
make it eat Chikorita

>>33489874
Rape is wrong.

>>33489881
This.

>>33489871
>mindless
tell it to help us rape chikorita

>>33489881
re

>>33489874
>>33489881
Reroll

>>33489881
reroll

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>>33489923
>>33489874
>>33489881
>At your command, the bony plant rushes in and begins to nom on Chikorita before you can even get there. The horrible pointy biting manages to wake her.

Chikorita: Ah! S-stop it, lemme go you gross thing!

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>>33489974
>Chikorita tosses another potion into the plant's mouth, instantly dissolving it.

Chikorita: *Huff*... Don't go thinkin this is over, you losers! You'll never beat Daddy Treecko!

>Chikorita pulls out yet another potion

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>>33489990
Chikorita: NEVEEEEEEER!

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>>33490002
Chikorita?: I aM The ChoNKorAtTa. YoUS is LosERs.

Osha: Uh.

>0, 4, 7

>>33490025
chase after her leafy ass behind us

>>33490025
throw it behind us, for no particular reason

>>33490025
Grab Helix and give chase into the hut.

>>33490050
re

>>33490039
>>33490048
these

>>33490050
You... you realize Chikorita is running away in the bottom right corner of the picture, right?

>>33490063
>>33490050
Oh fuck, you're right.

>>33490025
Chase after Chikorita then.

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>>33490060
>DANG. If only you had seen where she went you COULD chase after her. You throw the Chonkoratta behind you for no particular reason but also maybe in frustration.

Osha: Hang on, she left behind some stuff in here. I think this is that potion she was working on- plus the recipe for it. Looks pretty complicated, but maybe Eva can read it. And there's a key here too.

>You acquire:
-1 unfinished Potion of Giant's Strength
-1 Potion of Giant's Strength Recipe
-1 Key

Osha: What was she saying before? It still needed a lizard tail or something? Hm...

>2, 5, 8

>>33490116
Pick up ChOnkORitA and head back to the fire room to harvest those dead Charmeleon.

>>33490116
Tank Chonkoratta to add to our dakimakura collection

>>33490144
re but take instead of tank

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>>33490125
>You take the ChOnKORatTa and store it in your inventory, then head back to the fire room. Ah dang, looks like those charmeleon have despawned by now.

>3, 7, 0

>>33490212
Do the thing, insert the key
let's get this over so we can TBC

>>33490212
Leave the area and come back so they respawn. If that doesn't work try sleeping to reset the enemies positions.

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>>33490243
>>33490233
>You're pretty sure you already knew none of those things would work, but you do them anyway off screen and then go to do the progress causing thing

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>>33490371
Osha: Man, where are we now? How big even is this place? Hang on, I think I see someone up those stairs

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>>33490384
Osha: Wait... is that... Charmander?

Charmander: !?

>>33490396
I don't like the looks of this big boss arena we're walking into

>>33490396
>charmander works for treecko
KILL

>>33490396
CUT THE TAIL

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>>33490396
Charmander: What are you guys doing here?? Did they get you too?

Osha: I'm not... really sure. We were following a Xatu prophesy and wound up here. I think. What do you mean, 'get us'?

Charmander: You guys should go. Get out if you still can. This place belongs to some very powerful pokemon. If they don't get you too, then... then they might kill you!

Osha: Who, Treecko? We know he and his bitches might be here. But... we've gotten pretty strong now! Why don't you come with us, we could probably beat him all together.

Charmander: It's not *just* Treecko, Osha! It's all of them! The whole Syndicate!

Osha: ?

Charmander: What? Don't you even know about Treecko?

Osha: That he's part of the mafia? Yeah I know-

Charmander: It's not just any mafia, Osha! Right now, you're in the base of the Starter Syndicate!

>From somewhere below, you hear a few splashes from the lake of molten lava...

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>>33490487
Daddy Zard: Oh hey there son... who're your friends...?

TO BE CONTINUED

>>33490487
>starter syndicate
good thing we are starters, ha ha

>>33490493
>three (THREE) [3] Charizards
>two of them potentially with megas
Pretty steep difficulty there OP

whatever, night and thanks

>>33490513
steep difficulty curve*

>>33490525
I blame digimon

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>>33490493
Well, we had a good adventure, at least. Thanks for the run, OP!

>>33490493
First daddy Treecko, now daddy 'zard. We can fit right in if the otter complies.