Charizard is pregnant
my fault guys sorry ill handle this
>>33487192
No, he's just a FATTY!
>>33487192
you sure she isn't just bloated and gassy as fuck?
>>33487192
Yes, shit design feraligatr looks pregnant too, both are garbage
Hope it has more luck than Buckley's gf
>>33487209
haha I don't know
>>33487192
Pokemon lay eggs, she can't be pregnant
>>33487259
She's eggnant
>>33487259
>she's just that gassy
I want her to use my face as a chair
>>33487192
I want to take care of her children
>>33487259
You can't confirm Pokemon lay eggs, Pokemon are found next to eggs and no one knows how those eggs get there.
>>33487259
>not being so determined to see your Poke beaming with that glow that only comes from being pregnant that you spend countless nights making love with her in the hopes that one day your seed will take and you make her a proud mother
It's like you don't even care about your Pokemon.
>>33487259
Some Pokémon can get pregnant
>>33487382
But what if my Pokemon is aMagnezone
>>33487380
>You can't confirm Pokémon lay eggs.
Some Pokèmon lay eggs.
>>33487259
>>33487380
>>33487422
they probably use the egg excuse so they don't have to talk about sex
>>33487421
Magnezone gender is unknown.
Genderless Pokémon don't exist.
RICHARD FUCK OFF
>>33487435
That make sense.
>>33487192
fuck off.
>>33487461
Kek
I laughed harder at that image than was really necessary.
>>33487382
Even if for some miracle you do manage to fertilize her, she would still lay an egg.
Can humans have children with Human-shape egg type Pokemon?
Anybody else think Charizard is a gross fat?
>>33487576
Human probably don't lay eggs
>>33488302
Charizard is a BIG boy!
>>33489110
>>33489110
FOR YOU
>>33487192
But who is the father?
>>33487192
Quit posting this shit.
>>33487461
Lel
the more this thread stays up the more fucked up everyone is gonna be thinking
>>33487315
>>33487380
>You can't confirm Pokemon lay eggs
Pokemon literally canonically come from eggs in the game, this is not up for debate
pokemon are male and female
therefore, they have genitalia
therefore, they have sex
therefore, they give birth
pokemon lay eggs
>>33493831
Then why cant we see their penises and vaginas?
>>33494082
...
>>33493831
t. furfag
>>33494096
what does t. _____ mean? I keep seeing people use it but don't know what it means
>>33494355
t. newfag
>>33494363
I've been on this site for years, "lurk moar" doesn't help because "t. ___ " has literally no context to it
>>33494082
Because my friend, [Pokémon is still for kids]
>>33494374
just google "t. Alberto Barbosa" and find it on know your meme like all the other plebs
>>33493831
Eggs are delivered by peliper. That is why their lower beak is so fucking hugr.
>>33495891
*huge
>>33494082
Most birds have cloacas
Most reptiles have hemipenes
>>33494355
short for threadposter
>>33493831
Eggs are laid, not borne.
You don't "give birth to" eggs. You "lay" eggs.
>>33496206
>he hasn't heard of oviposition
>>33487409
Maybe Pokemon that give live birth can't give birth in captivity, but egg-laying Pokemon can. Perhaps all the male-only species we see normally give live birth, with the females secluded away.
On my hands and knees begging y'all (especially you, RIchard) to seek professional treatment.