What Pokemon is most like Pepe?

>>33482639
You've obviously never seen a pokemon in your life. You'd know the answer if you did.

>>33482650

That's not fair to OP, Politoed isn't even gen 1.

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>>33482656
>Politoed

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Hi Jim,
Try looking into the pokemon "Politoed". I think this may be your best bet.

Thanks

>>33482650
Hi,

I'm not a pathetic virgin like my son, obviously. I have friends and a life. I would love for my son to be the same way, but given that he is a sad piece of shit no woman will ever touch, the best I can do to make him happy and salvage our mistake of a mother son relationship is buy him a children's toy of a frog.

I could use less condescension and more names of silly dolls.

Thanks,
Maureen

>>33482639
Couple options like Seismitoad and the Froakie line, but I agree that Politoed is probably best, being green and all.

>>33482670
This person isn't me. I'm sorry for the confusion.

Thanks,
Maureen

>>33482670
> 7 posts 7 posters so far

At least wait till there's more posts than posters to impersonate OP

>>33482639
Get him a Kekistani shirt (I believe you can go through Big Man Tyrone's youtube to see some options)

Stay away from Pokémon plushes; there's not very many options. In general Pokémon toys are not a good idea.

You could, however, always get him some other merchandise. Honestly I bet he would not mind another game; 30 bucks for Emerald at a local used games store (not named Gamestop.)

Make sure he has a GBA to play it on though.

>>33482639
Get him a figure of Politoed (pic-related), and have someone make him a mini pepe beanie for his frog head.

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>>33482770

>>33482770
This. It sounds cute.

Getting him a pepe shirt for him to wear around in public will be pretty embarrassing for him when he's older and looking through his childhood pictures

A politoed wearing a pepe head is cute and endearing

>>33482814
Kekistani shirt is a good idea too like >>33482743 said, especially because it's somewhat subtle. It's inherently connected to Pepe as well.