/guz/ - Guzma Thread 3

what does japan think of guzma?

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I finally found this cute guzmoon comic again.

>>33481632
GUZMA 2020

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>guzma will never rest his head in your lap after a long day
>you will never run your fingers through the dishevelled locks of his surprisingly soft white hair, drawing sighs from him as you lightly scratch at his scalp with your fingernails and rub at his undercut

This plane of existence is suffering. I'd happily exit it if it meant I could go to the Pokemon world and find him, even though he'd probably just ignore me anyways.

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>>33481747

>>33481632

Better than Jeb Bush.

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>Last thread was created on Monday.
>Capped today.
>New thread created today.

Here we go again...

>>33481993
In one month the new games will drop leading to a rise in Guzma related content - we will be fine.
For now, let's enjoy /guz/

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Have at it, lads.

>>33481993
You're upset because there has been 2 threads this week and not the 9001 Lilie threads that were made today?

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Continuing my dump
Not all of my images, but a few.

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>>33482077

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>>33482102

>>33481976
Having the flu would be better than that.

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>>33482106

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>>33482115

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Can you fags stop having threads for bad guys? Literally noones likes them. Make a fucking protagonist thread

>>33482018
>>33482030
If you're going to make a image dup thread, at least have the decency of making it WEEKLY.

Also...

>and not the 9001 Lillie threads that were made today?
Those are also a problem and need to go too.

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>>33482124

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>>33482124
>guzma with fangs
Daddy.

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>>33482127
Someone asked me to share some of my favorites last thread, but we happened to hit the image limit. I'm just trying to keep my promise.

>>33482125
No. If you want that, then make it yourself. Then all the noones can follow you there.

>>33482132
Continuing.

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>>33482144

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>>33482152
>>33482142
I like that, too. Like he's a wild guy.

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>>33482159
Little puff ball in his ball.

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>>33482167

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>>33482173
If he came up to me in a McDonald's like this, I'd buy him the most expensive meal there.

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>>33482181

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>>33482191

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>>33482200

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>>33482208
This one makes me feel nervous, but in a sexy way.

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>>33482212

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>>33482220

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do you guys know how popular guzma is in comparison with the other bosses? he seems a lot more popular with western fans than japanese, but i may be wrong

>>33481649
Why is moon literally an uguu moe blob

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>>33482224
This one makes me sleepy. I would sit on the end and lay his head on my lap, while I eat popcorn and watch The Nanny reruns on Nick at Nite.

>>33482026
>Tasty Scrotum Expansion Pak

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>>33482236
>>33482228
I know a lot of Korean girls like him. I think Japanese girls feel the same as us. I have been seeing a lot of recent drawings being posted by Japanese artists on Twitter, since that commercial. They seem to like the Guzma cosplayer as much as the people here.

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>>33482261
>>33482026
Long Scrotum Expander

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>>33482271

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>>33482275

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>>33482280

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>>33482289
Last one for now.

>>33481647
Nips think that he's unlikeable cunt, all because he's a bad boy and that doesn't fit their needs of a perfect man.

>>33482325
I saw a video where someone went to Japan and asked the women what they like about Western men. Pretty much, they described Guzma.

>>33482325
Japan at it again with the absolute shit taste

>>33482941
I wish I was stuck in there with him. I'd either sit on his peewee or nuzzle my face into his chest. Or do both.

Is Library-chan here?

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>>33482280
bless

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>>33482941
>those arms
Jesus

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Is it meme time?

>>33483780
mroe like me time haha

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>>33483780

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>>33483802

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>>33483809

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who's your favourite bug?

>>33483964
Volcarona and Galvantula

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How old is he?

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>>33484025
I personally think around 20-26 but there isn't a whole lot of evidence to his age other than the line
>"See, Guzma... he really likes the president. She's the only adult who ever seemed to see how strong he was."
Implying that he hasn't been an adult for long or just that the age gap between he and Lusamine is pretty big.
Kind of hard to tell with his size and white hair though.

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He looks good in a blood.

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>>33484371

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>>33484371
Why do we enjoy seeing our favourite characters bloodied and beaten?

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>>33481632
I had sex with Guzma and he had a micropenis

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>>33484536
I don't! Guzma is for protecting ONLY

>>33484712
Guzma is for bully and bully only

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>>33484712
>>33484732
I'm down for both, honestly.

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I am trying to get a lucid dream, only to have sex with him. It is not easy to get a lucid dream..fuck..

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>>33484712
i love him with all my heart but seeing your fave character a bit roughed up and still cocky is the best

>>33484751
you realise youre gonna get banned now, right?

>>33484536
We're all weak to our inner sadist

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>>33484732
D E L E T
E
L
E
T

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>>33484885
>guzma...kicking(?)/rough(?)
Is the person asking him for it? not that I blame them

>>33481647
They like him a lot. Japanese Twitter just won't shut up about him.

>>33484918
No. Bully him to death and dump him like a road kill in the trash

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>>33484934

>>33484885
why, I saw this pic in other Guzma threads too

>>33484940
>blue board
>posts porn
How long have you been here, exactly?

>>33484947
Four years totally

The Guzma hair treatment:
Dampen his hair.
Shampoo his hair.
Massage his scalp.
Rinse his hair.
Condition his hair.
Leave it inside for about 2 minutes and give him a kiss to the cheek.
Rinse again.
Dry his hair with a towel at first.
Add oil or heat protection.
Blow dry and comb his hair.

Floof.

>>33484947
Relax your life
We don't see Guzma's dingdong and also not Moon's
I saw worse things in Guzma threads

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>>33484933
and yet pokemon theres still barely any official team skull merch. Sad!

>>33484961
i just want to be his housewife

>>33484961
Proceed to tie him up and pluck out every single one of his hairs while caling him a worthless piece of trash.

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He's a pretty hip guy

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>>33484961
I would like to be Guzma's sexslave

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>>33484999
I was going to say "get in line" but you got trips so I guess you win

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<3

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>>33485018
best bug boi

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>>33485005
yeah

>>33485025
>>33485033
What do you think he'll sound like in the anime?

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>>33485041
I think a rough deep voice, but not that deep, just a little bit. I hope his voice will be sexy and I also hope he will appear in the anime, if not I will kill the producers

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>>33485041
im hoping for something kinda gruff, but not too old sounding. i suppose it mostly depends on what direction theyre going to take his character. hopefully he'll be more than just comic relief

>>33485242
I hope the anime makes him a literal cinamon roll who looks after his team mates and hugs them and cooks for them

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>>33485260
As much as I love that idea he literally anything but. Plumeria is the big sister of team skull, if anyone were coddling the grunts it'd be her.

>>33485286
>implying the anime will be anything like the manga

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>>33485307
when did he ever show any compassion to anyone in the game then? I get that the game, manga, and anime exist in their own canons but its a pretty big trait to change

>>33485330
He still was very different from the manga version, I'd say.
Let a man dream, anon. This could make an interesting lesson on morals.

>>33485361
just sayin', man. don't your hopes up

>>33485260
That's not Guzma

>>33482026
Dangly dick and knuckles

>>33485260
Guzma is an asshole, admit it
I like him too, but he is so angry LMAO

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Goodnight /guz/. Y'all have a good day now.

>>33485260
Guzma is a sinnamon if anything.

>>33487369
>sinnamon roll*

>>33481647
>>33484933
the duality of men

>>33487374
>had the chance to fix that
>sinnamon

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>>33488937
>He's never heard of sinnamon rolls

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>>33485588
why's he so grumpy all the time?

>>33481792
he's 11 tho dumb sodomite

>>33490595
That's not going to stop the self inserting

>>33490534
he's got a humbug up his butt

>>33490534
He's tsundere

>>33482228
He's younger, has a white skin, is portrayed to be way taller than average and has a pretty broad build. He meme's and is basically daddy af.

>>33489735
So cute!
>>33489945
Sexy, but I know what a cinnamon roll is.

>>33491898
Wait nevermind. I did research.

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Is he your boy?

>>33491949
He is my boy, how could anyone deny their right to such a perfect boy

>>33491949
Of course! He is my lover boy.

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>>33491949
>https://youtu.be/zYZl_YOMg7E
He's a fun having, fun lookin dirty boy.
A true rowdy boy.

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>>33491949

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I want Guzma to bully me and give me a wedgie

>>33482239
Hi Ethan
>>33482271
Hi Arthur
>>33485428
Hi Mike

>>33490595
So what? I crushed on older guys when I was 10.

>>33492722
What? Not even close.

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I want that Guzma smells my whole body

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>>33481632
Reminder that team skull are a brutish street gang that will rob you blind and sell your pokemon on the black market

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>>33492730
This. I had a pretty big crush on one of my younger male teaching assistants.
>mfw told my dad
>mfw my dad told him

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I want Plumeria Cosplayer's name

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>>33493242
MORE GUZMA/PLUMERIA. There was such a sad lack of fics with this pair.

>>33484751
>lucid dream
wew lad, gl

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>>33494278
Looks good

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>>33493407
>losing to Team Skull grunts

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>>33494119
>guzmas trail and pubes

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>>33494359
I bet after that sex, Guzma's dick smells super fishy

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>>33495492
I wanna eat his pubes