Which pokemon would you eat with? As in a date

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>>33474410
Don't do that

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>>33474410
Heatmor a nice guy and a good cook

what the fuck

why the fuck would you even date a pokemon, thats gross and probably illegal

>>33474421
If you say that ketchup on bananas is gross you haven't tasted it yet! i swear, it is so good

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>>33474410
>pic related
And that's probably one of the most distasteful things I've ever had the displeasure to look at

>>33474410
>Ketchup on steak and bananas
I'm not even a cu/ck/ but even I'm triggered

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>>33474410
Primarina
For obvious reasons

>>33474436
Stop uhm
Promoting sex?

>>33474410
Is that fucking meat? The combination of all this must leave a fucking disgusting taste in the mouth

>>33474429
I just tried this, and I hate it and you.

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>>33474421
>>33474435
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>>33474450
>not liking steak and banana with ketchup
Fucking plebs. Do you only eat stale bread?

>>33474461
Kids don't know how to be creative, bet they are just Normies

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>>33474442
No

>>33474461
>>33474470
I guess I'm a normie

>>33474410
IS THAT KETCHUP ON A FUCKING BANANA!?!?!

NO NO NO THIS HAS GONE ON FAR TOO LONG!!! IT ENDS NOW!

>>33474461
With taste that bad, it's a wonder you haven't cut your tongue off, yet.

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>>33474461
>mixing fruit and meat
>putting ketchup on steak
>putting ketchup on a banana
god fucking dammit this is why i never leave /ck/

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THIS THREAD IS FULL OF SHIT TASTE, HOW HAVE YOU GUYS NEVER TASTED KETCHUP ON BANANA!? I AM EATING IT RIGHT NOW

>>33474523
NO LANA FUCK YOU YOU'RE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND

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>>33474513
Sounds like you just don't like fruit, anon. What's wrong with a healthy dinner? Do you also not even cook your steak?

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>>33474410
>ketchup on steak

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>>33474551

more fantastic food please

>>33474554
>triggered by ketchup on steak when it's pretty normal
>not triggeed by ketchup on the god damn banana

>>33474605
ketchup on a banana triggers me because it reminds me of when I took it in the ass without any lube

>>33474410
I would take any Pokémon on a date to save them from your cooking.

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>>33474692
My cooking us amazing! I made this bunny two days ago

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You guys have seriously no sense of creativity even for being a manchild

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>>33475173
nO

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>>33475210
Wow anon your food looks so good and creative! Would love to try This!

>>33475288
Thanks anon, your words make me happy. Glad to see youth interested in being able to make their own delicious dish

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>>33474410

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Kirlia

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>>33474410
Obviously her

>>33474461
Steak and fruit is fine, it's the ketchup that ruins it. At least do some form of bbq marinade or something, ketchup is a crutch

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>>33475399

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>>33475334
Interesting.

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>>33475481
>glaceon will never blast you with her diamond dust

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I'd be the guy who eats alone, only to be joined by a crowd of Durant.

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>>33475486
Good. I rather not get attack by a glaceon.

>>33474420
Are they eating poop?

>>33474605
If you put ketchup on a piece of steak I already assume you are a simpleton with no taste so far that assumption has not been contested

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>>33474410

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>>33474428
A date doesn't have to have romantic implications, it's about spending quality time with your magical animal pal

>>33474523
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LANA YOU FUCKING MIDGET BITCH

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>>33474410
It looks like someone has gone bananas

I wouldn't date a Pokémon, or anything fictional really, but i would eat something like Dodrio and Braviary with my gf. They look pretty tasty.

>>33474471
Rottenfish breath is disgusting

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>>33474513
>He hasn't has a seasoned cinnamon pork with cooked apples on the side
and you call yourself a cooker

>>33474410
>>33474551
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>>33475210
I honestly never tasted this, it may or may not taste good, I cannot judge that, but I am certain of one thing, it looks so fucking disgusting, it reminded me of that pokemon episode where a sneasel is cooking, his food looks like shit but it tasted good, I seriously hope it's the case ketchup meat is not that bad desu

>>33478485
Hi red.dit

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Probably Pri-mon because I would imagine all it takes are a few raw fish to satisfy its hunger.

>>33478448
What if it's a platonic romance?