Hilda is so god damn irresistable
>>33468632
Did you move on to Hilda, Krisfag? Well, it's an upgrade, I can say that.
Touko is best girl!
Hilda is cute!
CUTE!
>>33468632
Hilda is for date not rape
>>33468666
for u
post your best Hilda!
>>33468674
>>33468632
You realy had to summon the fartposter, don't you? Brb, summoning the garyposter.
>>33468632
>>33468744
>came to fap
>fapped and came
>ended up nutting
>to a little kid's game
Help us, please
>>33468770
Why. Why now. Couldn't the apocalypse wait?
>>33468779
:3
PENIS PENIS PRNUS PRNID POERBUTSSS
>inb4 hildafart fallout
The fallout is her big fat stinky lincoln log turds plopped in the toiletbowl
Can we just go back to posting cute Hilda?
Hilda and Cynthia are the best pokegirls by a very large margin. This is fact.
>>33468779
It's waited too long. We needed the apocalypse years ago.
>>33468756
Did you intentionally make that rhyme?
>>33468632
I agree completely with you, my dear OP.
>hilda's design is objectively sexy but I'm the only person on 4chan not attracted to kids
Why can't pokemon protagonists be adults
Why is she so thirsty?
>>33469721
Riri Williams is a teenager.
I'm willing to bet Bendis spilled more seed to her than a birdkeeper with first day jitters.
My point is that she's a cartoon and isn't real.
>>33469763
I know it's a cartoon, I'm not saying she doesn't work for me because of stupid moral reason, I just mean I need adult proportions to get turned on.
I don't usually ship the protags but this one's pretty dang cute.
>>33469721
Serena is close to being an adult (~17yo). Really disappointed they decided to make the protags kids again in S/M.
>>33469721
>>33469778
Weren't Hilda and Rosa explicitly stated to be older than any of the previous protagonists, like 16+? Still not of age but past the age of consent in most places anyways.
Hilda is a chestlet. That just makes her cuter, though.
>>33469778
I work with actual 11-year-olds and the ones who are physically as tall/developed as the SM protag are in the vast minority. I just can't think of her as being that young, more like 13-14. Even moreso when you can make her wear fairly revealing stuff and slap lipstick on her. Not that it makes her too much less of a child though.
>>33469846
Flat is justice!
Hilda would be fun to annoy and harass.
She has the best hair.
>>33469956
What if youmade her cry?
>>33469846
Rosa doesn't mind that, though. She loves Hilda all the same.
>>33470054
We're 100% on board with this, t. /u/
>>33470091
Ass is hometown.
I want to lose a battle to Hilda and have her demand my body in lieu of a cash prize
>>33470091
The purest form of love.
>>33469992
That would be exquisite
>>33469776
>>33470054
>>33470054
>>33470091
can you lesbian fetishist fucks go one second without ruining a thread
>>33470334
Hilda is 100% hetero
>>33469846
>this is what Chinese commies actually believe
>>33470381
Correct.
>>33470381
Hilda is straight. Rosa is the gay one.
>>33470448
No shame in being gay for Hilda, tho. It is understandable
>>33470460
She is gay for more than just Hilda, bro. That Rosa can be a real slutcake sometimes.
>>33470121
What if she'sroughwith you?
>>33471454
Even better.
>Hilda
That fucking terrible name
>>33471454
>>33473101
What is wrong with it? I think it is a beautiful name. Then again, I'm not american so maybe it might explain why I see it in a different way.
>>33473249
To most people it sounds like a trailer trash name.
>>33473731
whoops, forgot to post Hilda
>>33473731
Then most people are morons who need to get a clue.
>>33468632
How would you talk to Hilda, /vp/?Don't be rude or lewd to her!
>>33473121
sauce?
>>33474066
but what if I want her to be rude with me?
>>33473121
is that luoqin's art?
>>33474066
>how would you talk to a girl
I wouldn't. Where do you think you are?
>>33474101
that might be a Hilbert exclusive treatment anon
>>33474284
but why wouldn't you want to talk to best girl?
>>33474066
I'd talk to her with my dick in her ass
>the only girl PC past Hoenn to not be one of Ash's companions until Alola
It still hurts, bros.
>>33473121
>>33472857
>>33470448
>>33470437
>>33470381
>>33470182
She has a very handsome boyfriend.
>>33474756
>wanting Hilda near Ash
What the fuck, anon?
>>33474756
It doesn't hurt that much. Hilda still gets a steady stream of fanart without an anime appearance and she didn't get that shitty Iris personality.
>>33474805
>that shitty Iris personality.
This. Just look at what happened with Iris and Serena after their introduction in the anime. It ruined them, especially on the fanart departament. I would be heartbroken if they did to Hilda what they did with Iris and Serena. Fuck the anime.
>>33474870
or you could just ignore a show made for children and not fucking care what their anime portrayal is like
Top 3 girl trainers I wanna touch
1. Hilda
2. Dawn
3. Bun Hair from BW2
>>33474797
Think about it for a second, anon.
If we got Hilda instead of Iris, we'd get Hilda in all the Kousaka Jun doujins.
>>33474897
Hard to ignore trash when it ruins their fanart. Any fanart where Ash appears is automatic garbage, and don't get me started on short hair Serena.
>>33474927
A price I'll pay. There are worse things. Can you imagine they cutting down Hilda's hair like they did with Serena in the anime? JUST
>>33474939
I doubt they would have drastically changed her design that much. None of the previous girls or even Iris got redesigns. The only reason Serena got a make-over was because that was a new feature in the games at the time.
>>33474969
Irrelevant. I doubt they wouldn't find any way to ruin her. They ruined Iris, they ruined Serena, they would ruin Hilda in some way and it would stain fanart with that shit forever. I wouldn't trust the ashnime with anything other than a hopeful cancellation and mind wipe to forget it ever existed.
>>33474897
this
Hilda and Hilbert are the cutest couple
And of legal age, too
>>33477107
Already debunked. See >>33474939
>>33477454
search: pokemon iris -ash
search: pokemon serena long_hair -ash
there you got fanart problem solved
>>33469808
they're 14 but yes, much older than previous protags who are like 10-12 year olds usually.
>>33477454
>cant ignore or filter out bonus fanmade content that only exists due to the anime existing
your loss
>>33474756
Ash can go die in a ditch.
fuck that faggot manlet.
Hilda should team up with Hilbert and then have a Unova based anime series about it without any Ashtrash anywhere to be seen or heard
>>33474939
>can you imagine they cutting down Hilda's hair like they did with Serena in the anime? JUST
guess I'll have to stop by the writer/artist who would think that's a good idea and just slit his throat like any reasonable human being would if that ever happened.
>>33474066
ayo waddup bb gurl,
daaaamn, nice tits, nice butt, bb u wan sum fug? I jus rent a room in that hotel in Castelia City. ur invited, see u at 10 pm at the frontdesk.
*chadstrides away*
>>33477652
What the fuck, anon?
>Hilda
literally every 3rd German grandma's name
>Rosa
literally every 3rd Polish grandma's name
Gen5 names are the worst.
>>33477821
Both are beautiful names, although I prefer Hilda more. I wish I had a cool german name instead of a bland one.
>>33477821
Touko is a cuter name.
Hell, even "White" is a better name. The manga uses the game titles as their names, and honestly anything sounds better than Hilbert and Hilda.
However, Rosa sounds way better than the manga's "Whi-Two" (what the fuck writers) or Viz's localization to Whitley (witt lee?).
>>33478691
>White
>Better name
Only a burgerlord would ever think that is true. Giving the name of a color to a person is absolutely retarded.
>>33477652
I'm taken, you fucking creep! Fuck off!
>>33478691
it's funny how you don't see that Touko and Hilda have the same meaning though.
Hilda is an alright name.
>Chestlet
>Irresistible
upgrade your tastes nerd
>>33468632
Hilda isn't even my Pokegirl of choice far from it, but damn she good.
>>33480165
>>33480165
All PC pokegirls are small-chested, though. Nothing wrong with it, they are still developing.
>BW2 Memory Link doesn't let you see Hilda's take on Unova two years after her adventure in BW1
>doesn't even let her return as a Red-type battle
Fuck Sailor Moon and fuck BW2
>>33468632
How come Hilda got so much fanart where her mom basically has none?
>>33482107
Pokemilfs don't tend to get a lot of fanart, especially if they are just non-important NPCs like the PC's mom. A shame, though.
>>33480045
>platinum, red, blue, gold, silver, and sun agree?
>just as confused as you are.
>>33480149
Not him but I don't think a name's meaning really changes much. Ethan and Andrej both mean strong, but people can prefer one over the other because of the way it sounds.
I don't mind Hilda as a name, but I like Touko more overall. Both fit the BW protagonist pretty well, though.
>>33482107
because the game doesn't really focus on her mom. duh.
>>33473249
Are you german? Hilda in english just doesn't sound very nice.
Like this
>>33485139
>That arm fat
eughh
>>33482002
there are romhacks for that though. even found one to play as Hilda/Hilbert in BW2.
>>33485157
You know girls usually have a bit of that right? That glorious estrogen that gives em titties also gives everything else titties.
>>33485184
>5 minutes later Hilda was on the verge of death fighting the poison in her system and they had to call 911.
>Scolipede was immediately put down according to national unovanese pokemon law to prevent this from happening again
>>33469721
>You will never use stimulating electric moves to make adult Wally release his monkey mayonnaise
Why even live?
>>33485385
Eww. Gross. Who makes this shit?
>>33485385
>10/10 face
>everything else is "kill me please"/10
>>33470419
hilda has been on /asp/
>>33474066
s-show bobs and vagene
>>33469778
she is 18 you faggot, confirmed by gamefreak interview.
>>33480242
holy shit do /asp/ and /vp/ share posters?
>>33485954
Source?
>>33485385
Don't even try brap poster
>>33485954
>gets irrationally angry
>gives no source
>>33485954
Wasn't she 16?
>Page 10
No
>>33491065
>will never hold hands with Hilda
Sad world we live in.
>>33491821
Yeah, if only mussy haired down-to-earth brunettes existed in real life.
>>33491825
>real life
Nice one. Where do you think you are?
>>33491825
but anon,
3DPD is such garbage.
>>33474452
Hilda is for vaginal only, you can use Iris for anal if you're really that set on being gay.
>>33493397
>using Iris for anything other than putting her in the trash where she belongs
You can't be serious, anon.
>>33491825
>Hilda is down-to-earth
I think if she was a real girl she'd be the biggest cunt ever. especially in her late 20s - early 30s.
>>33494969
She's an alpha female, the best kind of girl.
>>33494969
Exactly how I love her, anon. After all, there is no way this is the face of a person who is nice to others. Consider she left her home for two years and is yet to send a single message to her mother.
>>33495001
>>33495073
just admit you're into femdom and Jessiefags too. I don't like femdom but I like Jessie and Hilda.
in all honesty though, you're in for a rude awakening. keep daydreaming anything femdom/alpha/tsundere/tomboy is good.
trust me, it really isn't.
>>33495409
>trust me, it really isn't
Maybe for an insecure faggot such as yourself. Women are undoubtedly sexier when they're more interesting.
>>33495409
What are you talking about? If it is about real life stuff again then read >>33491938 and leave it at that.
>>33495480
>Maybe for an insecure faggot such as yourself
great, another rude imbecile who glorifies relationship conflicts and girls being crazy and abusive and normalizes that and passes it off as """"interesting"""" and not a glaring massive red flag. just shut your stupid faggot trap.
>>33496092
lack of real life experience is not something to be super proud of. that's only gonna bite you in the ass in the long run.
>>33496158
>lack of real life experience is not something to be super proud of.
What? I'm not proud of anything, I'm just saying things as they are. No one here would ever have real life experience, unless they are from another place like Reddit or Tumblr.
>that's only gonna bite you in the ass in the long run.
It doesn't matter, regardless of you being right or wrong. We all are going to get bitten in the ass in the long run, one way or another. Waste of time to worry when there is nothing you can do to stop that.
>>33485235
Top row and middle bottom makes me diamonds.
>>33496405
If you think that first thing is really sincerely true, you've made a wrong assumption. To the second part, stop being to edgy and melodramatic please, this conversation didn't call for it.
>>33496158
And you, you're not totally wrong but a person's taste in a 2D character is base din fantasy, it doesn't have to reflect exactly how they feel to a person IRL. And besides, a girl can be dominant IRL without it causing the kinda problems you're talking about.
>>33498435
> edgy and melodramatic
I'm sorry, I hope I didn't say something uncomfortable. It was not my intention to make you feel uneasy, but there is hardly anything I can do about it when we live in a world like this one. I wish you well, anon. Stay safe for as long as you can.
>>33480116
what's wrong with Hilbert's nose and mouth?
>>33498728
Fuck, I can't unsee now.
>>33498736
Yeah, this guy just can't draw faces.
>pic unrelated
>>33474066
HI I LIKE SHORTS THEYRE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR
>>33475021
>>33474939
>>33474870
>being this triggered over a fucking haircut of all things
Grow the fuck up. Hilda would tell you that too.
>>33498988
post moar
>>33498988
MUH DICK.
>>33498862
Spoke like a true plebeian. A woman's hair is a precious as the family jewels. To ruin it is a grave sin.
>>33499023
Ask Rosa.
>>33499030
>implying hers aren't worse
>>33499048
>>33499040
>>33499036
>>33499030
>>33499023
>>33499014
>>33499004
Good thread.
>>33499048
>>33499040
>>33499036
>>33499023
>>33499014
>>33499004
>>33498988
I hate all of you.
>>33468632
>>33468643
>>33468651
no she isn't
because hilda always has explosive loud rotten smelling poop
>ywn be Hilbert
>>33474066
Just start with hi or hello like any other normal person.
>>33499945
I wish.
>>33501645
>>33501657
Dude...
>>33501657
>>33501645
>>33501657
Hey, I recognize this greentextI still prefer my original girlcock on male version but this works too
>>33473101
Not as bad as Hilbert.
>>33502533
Hilbert is not bad! He is cute. CUTE! Please, don't bully Hilda's boytoy.
>>33501645
>>33501657
Weird as fuck but still got a boner from it
Damn it i want a girl to steal my dick too
>>33503102
>you will never be a little boy for hilda to seduce and rape
why live
>>33503345
>Hilda will never be your mommy
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>33505120
damn, she's pretty strong to be carrying all of them at once
>>33505512
Or maybe they just don't weight too much. Neither of them appear to be particularly heavy.
>>33499089
This. She's fuckin nasty yo
>>33506931
Stop lying. Hilda is a nice girl.
>>33468632
>german name
what did they mean by this?
>>33502327
>>33502341
>>33502359
>>33502893
What was deleted
>>33468632
hilda is literally my moms daughter
>>33509237
maybe you should get 4chan X new friend
>>33509237
Trust me, you are better off not knowing.
>>33509237
>I want a girl to steal my dick too
Take a wild fucking guess
>>33509433
Some gory dick chopping?
Hilda and Hilbert are by far my favorite protag designs
>>33509465
Just look up the post numbers in the archive.
>>33509504
Same here.
>>33470286
Please die
>>33509735
>>33509237
A pasta about Hilda and Hilbert swapping clothes then finding out they swapped genitals and Hilda doms Hilbert with some accompanying images
>>33468726
>>33468754
>>33468784
>>33468811
>garyposting still exists
holy [b]rap
>>33512915
I find it so hard to understand how can people get off on that kind of shit. For me it is just disgusting.
>>33512986
I know right? It would've been perfect if the clothes weren't swapped, that just completely ruins it.
>>33513461
To each their own.
>>33499089
>>33506931
can i sniff it and have her feed it to me right into my mouth? is she ok w that?
>>33514087
How awful do you think it smell's?
>>33508651
Not nice poop though, its nasty and stinky like rotten fish and onions
>>33514112
Usually 2 or 3 due to lots of carbs in the American diet, occasionally 6 or 7 if she ate BBQ or tacos for dinner
>>33514087
>>33514101
>>33514104
>>33514112
On my hands and knees begging ya to reevaluate your life.
>>33473121
Still no sauce..
>>33485372
>>33485372
>monkey mayonnaise
pretty sure he's killing himself- but keep that optimism, anon!
>>33512986
i dunno
i think it's still kind of tamer than the kind of shit you see on /d/
i feel it's kind of like the halfway point of becoming a freaky friday
>>33485196
DELETE THIS!
>>33514281
>/d/
I'll never ever enter that /d/isgusting board again.
>>33474756
Fuck that, Hilda was spared. Remember the anime was in that terrible Best Wishes period.
>>33515309do you agree with me now
>>33515427Hilda is the cutest? Of course I agree!
>>33515583n-no.. about that shit being tame compared to other /d/-tier fics
>>33515600Oh, I totally agree with that too.
>>33515615
>>33469721
By all accounts, all the characters are pretty much 5 years above the age the source material says.
Think about it, the original games had 10 year olds walking around. 10yro are barely people yet, yet you can meet and battle people even younger (who must be 5 or so). Yet both parties act like they are much older and responsible.
>>33515867
I like this headcanon. Hilda definitely doesn't feel like a kid for me, at least.
Would Hilda mind wearing dresses or does she despise wearing them?
>>33487896
No, because Looker's pet girl was 16 and he claims that we're too old for him.
>>33517568
Considering what she usually wears I think she isn't the girly type, anon.
>>33517568
She'll bitch about it but inside she'll be very happy you made her princess for a day.
>>33518861
Honestly that's cute
I love Hilda, but I also didn't want to miss out on one of the only good male protagonists. There's plenty of good girl designs, but barely any good males.
>>33520769
I think Brendan is the best boy design, but Hilbert is fine too.
>>33520900
Did that one recently announced figure ever come out?
>>33522227
You mean this one? Only next year, if I'm not mistaken.
>>33523421
Well at least there's finally this.