Your favorite Pokemon Your deepest, darkest secret

>>33462719
Ursaring
I am actually capable of being a social butterfly but I can't hold down a relationship with a woman because I'm incredibly insecure about my small dick

>>33462730
Post pics

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>>33462719
I fap to Pokemon

>>33462719
You first, faggot.

>>33462719
Breloom
I'll totally fuck a dude in the ass if he was girly enough

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I once helped out my a female friend's family by taking care of their cat for a week. Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend's diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this information to get her to like me, and she is currently my wife.

>>33462769
You fucking did WHAT?!?!

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Pyroar
Everyone thinks I have a good job and roommates. I've been a homeless prostitute for over year

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>>33462719
It's a tie between Lunala and shiny Lugia for me, so I'll just post shiny Lugia.

[/spoiler]I love thicc women, I guess.[/spoiler/]

Rowlet.

I identify as gay and I'm not sure I am. I'm more bi if anything. It feels like I'm entering a new phase in my life

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Zoroark
I would a pokemon

>>33462887
would you rub its feet, cause those are some nice feet

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I post on a nippon children's game board on a Himalayan bird watching forum

>>33462918
Damn nigga, you have some serious issues.

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I would only ever marry a dark skin tomboy or a Chinese girl who heavily resembles Shampoo from Ranma 1/2.
Real secret: A few years ago I discovered my sister was a pornstar and my family shattered when I told my parents

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Crustle
I'm 1,52m tall and a straight guy, and look rather feminine. Not that I try to, I just look that way. A drunk, really fucking tall guy at a destival mistook me as a girl, asked me if I wanted to have some fun, and we fucked for a good 30 minutes. It was the best sex of my god damned life.

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>>33462963
>straight
>fucks another same sex person

yeah nah

>>33462963
S C O T L A N D

>>33462971
Germany, actually.

>>33462908
of course. And vice versa. Sinnoh says it's the natural state of things, anyway

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Pangoro
My parents abducted be back and forth from each other multiple times when I was small, from the US to Germany and back. They don't know it, but I remember it vividly. Me excited to see my dad on the other side of the door through the peephole, and my mother silently locking the door and leaving again. My dad throwing me over his shoulder and walking out the door while I screamed, and my mother just stood there,
crying. It... hurts still. I was so small, and I remember so clearly that crushing desperation,
and helplessness.

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Croagunk
I have no dark secrets, I just wanted to post the best pokemon.

>>33462719
Ho-Oh
I have several nubs on my hands and feet where extra digits used to be

>>33462828
what are your rates?

>>33462959
What's your sisters PS name?

>>33462769
I did that, but I just wore her clothes for a week and wanked all the time.

>>33462959
good job you ruined your family over something that isn't really important

>>33462769
Nice

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Gengar
My favorite Pokemon is not Gengar

>>33463186
w-what

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I am completely repulsed by most physical contact and intimacy and would probably be asexual if it wasn't for my weird fetish I have which is the only thing that gives me sexual pleasure. I will probably never have any normal relationship because of this which makes me sad because I've always wanted to have children and start a family.

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I constantly pretend I'm dating my celebrity crush

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I roleplay online.

>>33463266
Please google "NoFap". I've never tried it, but if you really care about the possibility of being able to form a relationship with someone, and being able to get some of your regular sex drive back, it's something you might want to try.

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>>33462752
We know anon we know...
>>33462860
I don't think being gay is a phad but ok >>33462963
"Straight"
>>33463186
No way

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I feel crippling loneliness all the time despite having plenty of friends.

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I use 4chan
really
thats it

>>33462769
Have you posted here before?That story sounds familiar.

>>33462828
How the hell did you pull that off?

>>33463513
get some help. Sounds like a serious depression. All the best though, and trust me, there are people who care.

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I have a great life but want nothing more than to be someone's sex slave or pet.
People have offered and I'm not sure if they're serious but I'm afraid of dedication and am incredibly fickle, which is probably why I want control taken away from me in the first place.

>>33462730
It takes a man of great courage to admit this.
Respect, anon.

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I want to unironically kill myself.

>>33463529
It's from reddit

>>33463803
>>33462828
So is this

Empoleon

I love leather jacket so much it's bordering a fetish at this point. Fucked one when I was like in high school and kept it as a fapping material ever since, the creak, smell and shine make me hard. I love seeing guys in leather jacket too. Would love to have some guy fuck me while wearing nothing but a leather jacket.

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>>33463684
me too I've had these feelings for at least half my life, I'm a coward.

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>implying I would tell anyone my deepest darkest secret
No thanks sometimes I just want to cry at night.
And don't bother replying or trying to pr anything out of me in an effort to "help me" since I'm pretty good at managing my life on my own.

>>33463866
Keep being a coward <3 A lovable one!

>>33463837
H-Hot.

>>33463870
Aren't you cool.

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Guess

>>33463837
We should trade our jacket sometimes, anon.

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>>33462719
I have personally destroyed every single friendship and relationship I've had in an attempt to keep my friends loyal, I am the murphy's law of community.

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It's not too dark but whatever. I dislike sleeping because I'm afraid that I won't spend much time awake in my lifetime. Just think about it, a regular person sleeps 1/3 of its existence, which is a fuckton of years in a lifetime. This fact disgusts me and scares me, so I spend most of my nights awake, even if I'm not doing anything worthwhile. Sometimes, I'll spend days without sleeping. I also feel like crap everytime I sleep over 8 hours, which happens every few days due to exhaustion.
Maybe it's some sort of existential crisis, but I just don't like to spend much time sleeping, it's sickening

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I almost walked into traffic yesterday because I was upset that the line at the supermarket was so long. I'm really happy I didn't, just worried about how my mind was screaming at me to do it. I'm not suicidal, but it takes so much mental prep to get out of the house these days that if things don't go exactly right, I get trapped in a childish, moody temper tantrum.

>>33463529
Maybe you've seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

>>33463946
I sleep for close to 15 hours a day sometimes going over because my dreams are more fun than real life, get on my level

>>33463946
Hey! You're like this 30 years old friend of mine, yes I have an older friend which I call casually, talk casually to him. And I'm 25.

Anyway, he always tattletale us about not sleeping too much, waste of 'age' and what not.

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I drove a girl to commit suicide

>>33464035
Storytime?

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I have wasted the past 5 years of my life

>>33463975
I'm merely 20, I shouldn't have this issue but I do. Has your friend gone insane yet?

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I had an internet friend come visit me for a week. We ended up cuddling a lot, and at one point she started touching my dick and I wanted to touch her dick back

>>33464124
Please tell me you did

>>33463973
This guy knows how to live.

>>33463946
If you haven't made an effort to learn lucid dreaming yet, you should, it might assuage your fears about wasting time and it's way better than being awake if you do it right.

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I have crippling social anxiety to the point that I have never, ever in my life initiated a conversation with anyone and more often than not if I do somehow get into a conversation I will respond with the fewest possible words, often giving only one word answers. It's also probably why I don't really have any friends. The worst part is that I hate myself because of it because I want to be a functional human being but I'm too much of a faggot to do so. Also I've gone days where I don't really do anything, to the point where I won't even eat. And no I don't have depression fuck off.

>>33464130
she didn't let me, but I did get to touch her boobs and hump her butt later

>>33462719
Zubat
closet gay

my secret is mild

>>33464157
I think your real secret is the reason why you're still in the closet. Why bother? You'll probably get pity points from most people.

>>33464139
Not him but that shit never works out for me.

>>33464151
You should've fucked him while you could. Might as well roll with what you've got

>>33464220
well we're still good friends and I want to keep it that way, so maybe some time in the future~

>>33464222
my man

also nice trips

>>33464222
hey mike

>>33464222
Posts like this get you in the naughty list

>>33464222
Oh hi /pol/

>>33464209
Unless you're really lucky, it can take months or even years of effort to do it consistently. I know a lot of people starting off try one of the more hit-or-miss techniques for a few weeks (like WILD), maybe have one or two lucid dreams or nothing at all, decide it's not working, and quit. Stuff like that is good only for learning what a lucid dream feels like in my opinion, maybe to decide if the commitment is worth it for you. Building awareness/dream signs over a long period of time is the way to go, eventually it becomes hard not to be conscious that you're dreaming.

>>33464275
All the things i hear about, like writing them down, i can't do because i forget most things when i wake up and aren't in the right state to write down things

>>33464289
Then that's part of the effort you, personally, need to make. If learning to lucid dream was easy, everyone would do it. It takes work to get those hours of consciousness back.

>>33464222
/pol should go back to its cesspool

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>>33463903
stop talking about us on your youtube channel.

>Volcarona
The reason I broke up with my exes were because I got tired of keeping up the relationship. No fault on the guys part, they were smart and charming. It's just that the upkeep and dating is so draining to me.

>>33464305
Should i be using a notebook or something, or typing them down? I wouldn't want anybody finding a notebook. that and i just feel dumb writing about dreams that i didn't want

>>33462959
>Shampoo from Ranma 1/2.

excellent taste, anon.
you should have blackmailed your sister though and have her give your free sex from her pornstar friends or something instead of telling your family. that was a horrible move.

>>33462719
Metagross
I once lost a chance at a relationship because of Poptarts.

>>33464337
I use a physical notebook (in pencil, since I sometimes have to write in the dark and it gets messy). I keep it at my bedside with a pencil through the spiral loop, I just reach over and write without thinking too much. Typing your dreams is fine if you think it works better for you, though, it's definitely better than nothing at all.

No matter how stupid/embarrassing your dreams are, it's important to write down whatever you remember so that you can find patterns between them later that you can recognize while asleep. If you're self conscious, start with just general emotions you felt, and any major people, places, and events. Use codenames or shorthand (that you can remember) if you want. You don't need to write down every detail, though it certainly doesn't hurt.

>>33462719
Crobat.
I always worry about not being good enough. I'm studying at uni, but I feel like literally everyone else there, even the mouthbreathers, somehow know far more about everything we're doing than me. Yet somehow that doesn't translate to actually studying my ass off. I'm incredibly worried that one day, my luck will run out and I'll be thrown out. This is apparently called Impostor Syndrome but knowing what it's called sure doesn't help do anything against it.

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>>33464124
>her
>dick
>being attracted to this

>>33462769
what was in the diary?

>>33464445
that's the thing, I wasn't and still aren't attracted to her. I guess it was just a "heat of the moment" sort of thing

>>33464471
If you weren't attracted to her or if you weren't a complete faggot you wouldn't be calling it a "her", retard.

>>33463266
whats the weird fetish?

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>>33463513
are you me?

>>33464388
am i supposed to actually read through that all the time?

>>33464222
*ZAP*

>>33464388
not that anon but i really wanna do lucid dreaming because it sounds interesting, how do i start where do i go etc?

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I enjoyed it when my finger was torn off

>>33464417
Keep a diary, update it once a week, write about your feelings on that subject. If you read it to a later time you may realize that there was nothing to worry about. Not everybody manages to go to uni and even less manage to stay there, you're doing fine

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>>33463903
I'm going to guess you're that scatfag
mine's obvious enough given how much I frequent the fetish threads here

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I love shota art
But I hate /ss/

>>33464952
Anon you better tell me the story

Swampert
I don't have any interest in non-sexual relationships with humans. I only want a sexual relationship with a human or an actual sensual relationship with a horse, which is basically impossible

>>33465015
/mlp/, is that you?

>>33465019
Nope, I have never watched the show but I have a bunch of porn saved

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>>33464986
not much of a story, I work in construction, I was using a machine that bends a piece of sheet metal 180º and wasn't careful enough. right pointer finger, I'm left handed and, obviously,
a masochist. I didn't expect to enjoy it, and now I sometimes worry about what else I might do to myself chasing that high.

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I'm quite literally in love with Library-chan, and possibly Homemade-kun

>>33462959
You could fuck her saying that otherwise you would tell your parents... faggot

im a virguin

>>33465073
do you have that screencap, library chan has been leaking out of /vp/ and I feel like I should give the regulars on the /v/ drawthread a better idea of what they are dealing with

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>>33465077

>>33465073
I haven't heard of homemade-kun in a long time, I miss xer

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>>33465076

>>33465082
Which screencap?

>>33465088
She's in /guz/ all the time

>>33465101
Thanks desu baka senpai uguu

>>33465073
it's okay I fell in love with bui when he was floodposting here

>>33462730
How many inches?

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>>33462769
Well done.

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>>33465073
>>33465115
Don't fall in love with shitposters

>>33465117
3

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>>33464222
Mike is that you?

>>33465085
how old?

>>33465077
I'm pretty sure you're not alone there

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i fap to transgender transformation pics, but I'm not a transexual. I don;t know why I'm like this.

>>33465125
I'm sorry dude, maybe one day human genetic engineering may help you.

>>33465239
and thats when hard too

>>33465117
Around 3.5 - 4 inches when hard. It gets worse because I'm 6'4".

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I'm incapable of making friends online and know doxx-tier information about people I want to be friends with but am too chickenshit to initiate with.

>>33465251
Dick size doesn't actually matter, especially if you're tall as fuck honestly. The world isn't as shallow as neets on 4chan and pornhub make it out to be.
If she's a size queen though there's always a wild array of toys to use and lots of things besides bepis in bagina, just git gud and love yourself more anon
the average pussy bottoms out at like 4 inches anyway and won't "fit" more unless you're like really aroused, or so I've heard
t.girl who doesn't actually care about dick size, there's a ton out there trust me

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I'm obsessed with someone I met through RPs, to the point where I had to get away from the place before I could hurt them any more
Didn't stop me from buying a pokemon plush that reminds me of them, nor does a day go by where I don't reread some of the conversations we had once upon a time
In addition to being pathetic I'm also a diaperfag so there's that too

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I live a healthy life and come from a rich family, but I'm the world's worst when it comes to making friends. I feel like I'm too quirky and angry for anybody. It's gotten to a point where I don't want friends anymore or be in a relationship, because I have no self-confidence at all. That, and also I only browse 4chan these days because having a username on any other website sends my anxiety through the roof.

>>33463399
I guess "I'm a Smogonfag" was dark enough

>>33465402
You're fine dude
Just play vidya with people and make friends through that

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>>33465402
Literally me

>>33465440
What part of "username sends anxiety through the roof" don't you get? I haven't willingly played multiplayer in years.

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>>33462719

I tried for five years to get a realtionship with a woman but no woman in my area is interested by a nerd so now I have a doll as the only sex partner and I have some cosplay fun with her. I consider her more than my real friends

>>33465540
Let's exchange email Anon so I can bleed your family wealth dry by pretending to be your friend and possibly lover

>>33465734
I sometimes wonder if the only intimate relationship I had happened because the person was doing exactly that. When we broke up I asked if they even liked me as a person and couldn't get a straight answer.

>>33465762
Oh fuck I was just kidding man. God bless, and I hope you find what you're looking for. everyone in this world deserves happiness

>>33463903
Scat anon? You're my favourite anon

>>33465242
At least youre not two inchs, look on the bright side

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Ive broken up two relationships my best friend was in

>>33463956
This has happened to me once or twice too for sure. Had a dumb argument with my dad over nothing because I felt like he was being super condescending so I went out for a walk to calm down. Saw a car coming and for a few seconds considered just walking straight into it. I'm not an unstable or suicidal person but it just totally washed over me for a moment, shit's scary. Probably just cognitive dissonance or something though.

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Well, since >>33463662 already posted one of mine I'll go for my second favorite.

I sent a friend of mine to a psychiatric ward and had him undergo months of therapy after I revealed to his parents that he had a MASSIVE MLP porn collection. He still speaks to me whenever I see his folks, but I can sense an unbridled hatred of me and his parents under under his breath when he does. All of us have taken the necessary precautions if he suddenly snaps and tries to kill us.

>>33466398
Its human nature, you feel weak and as such seek to commit to death. Look at animal societies

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I'm a major fatfag/fetishist to where I highly suspect I'd actually be happy just living my life to gorge and grow quite fat, without any real concern for anything else as long as I'm eating well in quality and quantity and paying the bills, but then guilt and a sense of responsibility to be "normal" sets in, especially over fear of disappointing close friends and family if they learn my biggest (heh) dream is really just the fact all I actively care on in my mind is endless food, gluttony, weight gain, and little else. Kinda torn between fucking off from home to a cheap job and place and eating/gaining endlessly, but then the guilt sets in.

>>33465124
:-( maybe this is why I'm still single

>>33464417
What year are you in, anon? I've had some similar experiences at uni but they were mostly feelings I had in first year. After getting my results each year and getting confirmation that I'm not a bad student I've lost those fears that maybe they let me in on accident and would have preferred to have chosen someone else. Though, on the other hand, the excessive studying I've done to avoid that possibility (to the extent that I've not given myself any time to socialise meaning all the friends I made at the start of first year basically faded away and became acquaintances, unfortunately. Kinda feel like I've wasted three years by not making friends, honestly.) could be the only reason why I've not done terribly. It's hard to tell really. But I'm sure you're a good student, anon, even if you don't know it.

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Seriously introverted with no idea how to fix it. Not that I care at this point.

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I sexualize Pokegirls almost exclusively through my fetishes.

>>33465238
Male to female? If so, same. Started a few years ago and I can't stop.

>>33465073
Why? You don't even know them, other than knowing one's face and one's tiddies.

>>33466725
badass pic

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I flunked out of college and never told my parents about it

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>>33466465
I'm a fatfag / gainer too. I've gotten pretty fat already and it's pretty fucking great, but there is always that worry about what my family and friends will think. So far, friends haven't cared, but they've pointed it out and noticed I seem happier. Family was initially quick to point it out in the hopes I'd lose the small amount of weight I'd gained at that point,
but since then I've put on a lot more and they don't mention it so much because I think they've noticed it irks me. They still care about my health though, and suggest I exercise every now and then, and I can't really fault them for that. At the very least they're not suggesting I lose the weight anymore, just that I try being more active. All in all so far it's not been bad at all, but there's always that small worry that the future will be harder.

>>33466824
I envy you and congratulate you, mostly because you have a family likely more tolerant than mine and you are perhaps far less into the extreme than I am, since I'm even willing to work some food service job and don't mind past family showing off the gains, so to speak. Or more generally, the funky idea my dream in life really IS endless gluttony and gaining and nothing else that ever jumped out at me, like ever. By all means I'd enjoy success and a relationship, it's just the dream to be a huge fatty who lives to eat and happily is a pig and jack else is what dominates my thoughts almost the majority of my time.

>>33466743
I've talked with Homemade-kun on twitter

>>33466824
Lose weight fatass

>>33466899
Im sorry that was mean anon if you read this, you do you I guess

>>33466912
Comments like that don't really bother me personally desu, if people think I need to lose weight then I've done my job

>>33466868
Kinda hot honestly. I can see why wanting to pursue that lifestyle would bring about huge challenges though. I wish you all the luck in your future endeavours and exploration into weight gain. I'm sure it'll go much better than you think.

>>33466882
Then I suppose that one makes sense, but the Library-chan one doesn't.

>>33466952
Still, ive strufgled with obesity in the past so it was wrong to judge

>>33466952
Flattered. I need to move out away from prying eyes and then gather some courage to just do it, is probably it. Eat well yourself, yes?

>>33466984
No problem, anon. It was nice of you to apologise anyway, I appreciate it

>>33466991
Will do anon, thank you. Good luck to yourself, too.

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I like knowing if people get off to me if they ever do, but not letting them touch me. I don't know if it's a word for it, but it's where I try turning someone on and I like knowing that I made them that way but won't let them do anything physical to me.

Scrafty
I am rapidly losing my ability to differentiate between reality and fiction and fear that I'm at risk of suffering a psychotic break and getting locked up or killed

>>33467301
Just get some meds bro

>>33467266
Are you a girl? If your a guy that would be pretty weird. But you do you I guess.

>>33467307
I don't trust people in any sort of health profession and especially don't trust western medicine and I don't want my mind/consciousness to be put to sleep or dumbed down

>>33467266
Library-chan?

>>33467330
Its not dude, I struggled with similar problems, it just helps balance you out. Do you lift at all? If so that helps too

>>33467344
They Live, We Sleep

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There have been two or maybe three leaks that have been true in regards about the upcoming Switch games. None have been posted here. I wonder how those individuals got their hands on some information about Pokemon that some employees don't even know about.

Also, the Pokemon Switch is projected to be released Q1 2019, screencap if you want

>>33467406
Niggga

>>33467406
>Tauros
I didn't know that Kanto OU posted on 4chan

>>33467406
it's obviously gonna be Q4 2018 my guy try harder

>>33467406
>>33467428
The fuck is a Q1 and Q4? Code?

>>33467443
Do you just not play video games? Why are you here?

>>33467454
Yeah I do, but never in my life have I heard Q1 and Q4.

>>33467266
Post a pic of yourself or any part of your body. I can fap to anything, so it's guaranteed I'll cum to your image

>>33467472
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=q1

>>33467266

Cocktease

>>33467498
Then why not just say beginning or end of the year? Seems longer to say Q1 and Q4.

>>33467517
Because most companies use Q1-4 to give a more specific time frame than that.

>longer to write literally two characters
Nigga what

>>33467517

How is Q1 longer than "beginning of the year"?

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I never got over my sixth grade crush. I haven't seen him outside of social media since middle school, but I am still very much head over heels for him. I'm 18 now, and we live hundreds of miles apart. I'm convinced that I'm crazy.

>>33467535
It>>33467536
It's hard to find the Q on tge keyboard fast enough, and the numbers are too far

>>33467546
Anon I'm sorry to tell you this, but you might actually be retarded.

>>33467538
Something similar, I met this girl in college, we were in the same class for 1 month, then I left... This year is her last year of college... And i can't get her out of mind

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>>33467443
Means Quarter 1,2,3 or 4.Each one is 3 months of a year.

Q1-January,February,March
Q2-April,May,June
Q3-July,August,September
Q4-October,November,December

>>33467517
>Then why not just say beginning or end of the year? Seems longer to say Q1 and Q4.
>Seems longer to say Q1 and Q4.

>Beginning of the year: 6 syllables
>Middle of the year: 5 syllables
>End of the year: 4 syllables
>Q1/2/3/4: 2 syllables

Come on anon. Also not only is it quicker to say Q1; it also tells which months each Q represents.
Q1-Jan, Feb, Mar
Q2-Apr, May, Jun
Q3-Jul, Aug, Sept
Q4-Oct, Nov, Dec

>>33467546
Fucking idiot

>>33464222
>Trips
>Manetric
>that post

You couldn't have done anything better anon

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>>33467495

>>33462842
ow, you fucked those spoilers extra bad anon
that's nowhere near right

>>33462769
Have you told her this? Come clean about it if not for both your sakes.

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>>33463870
>I'm pretty good at managing my life on my own
>sometimes I just want to cry at night
You're in heavy denial.

>>33467708
Do not listen to this anon, he is trying to steal your wife. Some things are just better left a secret.

>>33464035
Elaborate

Chandelure.
When I was 13, I met a girl over the internet. Over the course of the next few years,
we fell in love. Neither of us knew how to handle it. It was our first taste of real love,
and it was split by hundreds of miles. It turned toxic and manipulative. We would make eachother jealous, she would call me on skype and then cut herself in front of me. She wouldn't eat for days at a time. I started skipping school, staying in bed all day, just generally being a jaded and bitter little shit,
racked by depression and depersonalization.
Deep down, we both cared for eachother.
We loved eachother. We just didn't know any better. We were stupid kids. Sometime,
around when I was 16 or 17, she finally came up to visit. Things were great, for a while.
But... something overcame me. I don't know.
It sounds like a stupid fucking excuse,
but I just completely lost myself. I gave her the whole 'just the tip' ultimatum. I just wanted to know what it would feel like. She contested,
but somehow, we ended up doing it anyways.
I don't remember how it went down. I just know that it wasn't what she wanted. It didn't even bother me at first. I honestly don't even think I knew it was wrong... Things went on.
She continued her trip here like normal. We were happy, or at least it seemed that way.
Years later, we ended up splitting up for good.
Things between us had only escalated.
The manipulation, the paranoia, the lying.
It was too much for anyone to handle. I ended up evaluating everything that happened in the relationship, and when I reached that, I was stricken with this feeling of horror and self-loathing. I couldn't believe that I'd done that to her. She came here, alone and young, hoping to finally see her boyfriend after so many years and I abused her trust in the most vile way possible. Years later, we ended up on good terms and talked about it. She told me how it made her feel, and

[1/2]

>>33462963
If you're the bottom there's no way that's the best sex of your life

No prep = shitty dick
Even worse if no lube, you'd be bleeding out of your arse for days

>>33464222
Nice trips, personally I'm cool with everyone but Muslims, I want them all dead.

>>33467745

it was just about what you'd expect. Horrible is a light way to put it, I think. I explained the conclusion that I'd drawn about it through introspection. I apologized. She forgave me, but I will never forgive myself. Nothing can absolve me of this guilt that I carry, and you know what? I deserve it. It weighs on me. I think about it at least once a week. That horrible thing that I'd done. The trust that I'd abused. The person that I'd hurt. Whenever I get shitfaced drunk,
I end up trying to tell whoever's with me about it, but I've, to this point, never let myself actually do it.

[2/2]

>>33467745
She did some nasty shit to you to you know,so you shouldn't feel too bad.Did she also apologize for manipulating you?

>>33467764
Yeah, she did. I don't really feel like it justifies it, though.

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I have a major gay selfcest / clone fetish with a very picky sense of attraction (only white/tan guys with short black/brown hair, not fat). There is very little selfcest online so I film myself and edit the videos to look like I am making love with my clones, even though I suck at editing.

>>33467745
So...... how much deep did you stick your dick in her?

>>33467775
I really don't remember. Most of the situation is blocked out in my head. I just remember details about the things that she said and the room at the time.

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>>33465666
Learn how to talk to/pick up girls, dress decently and go to your next nearest anime/game con. This is where you'll find the most insecure girls who are into the same stuff. You might even find some cute ones with a bit of luck. Odds are you'll most likely at least make some female friends. Also try to ditch the doll asap before it becomes a real problem. Godspeed, Girabro.

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>>33462719
I've had a gay one night stand, it didn't go well at all but now I have a stable relationship with my girlfriend and I want to take that secret to the grave

>>33467783
I gotta admit.... I did something worst to a girl.

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I am rich, successful and expecting my first kid. Yet there is nothing I like better than to stir insecurity and step on those less fortunate. This is impossible socially in real life which is what draws me to 4chan

>>33467809
Story time?

>>33467774
>I film myself and edit the videos to look like I am making love with my clones, even though I suck at editing.
That's hilarious and sad at the same time. I'm sure other people with your fetish would watch the videos if you put them online somewhere, they're probably as desperate for material as you are.

>>33467841
I do not have the balls to talk about it

>>33467900
A shame, then.

>>33467837
please do not abuse your child a couple years from now

>>33467837
>rayquaza is his favorite pokemon
>thinks he's superior to literally anyone

try again, buddy

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Wooper

When I was 12 at a sleepover I woke up really early to play on the gamecube at my friend's house and I fucked his dog

Had I been caught I would've probably killed myself. And yes I do regret it every time I remember it, I don't know what got into me.

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Sometimes I wonder whether I'm just perverted or a bit of a pedophile

>>33468008
Have you told this story before, or do a lot of people fuck their friends' dogs at sleepovers?

>>33468025
I haven't said a word ever even around here so the latter.

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>tfw your favorite pokemon is extremely uncommon and you have friends that browse /vp/

>>33463926
I wish you the best, fellow Spindabro.

>>33468045
>tfw your friends browse /vp/ and someone posts some fucked up secret and your favorite

>>33468008
>I don't know what got into me
But we do know what got into pupper

>>33468021
If it's just with 2D, I'd hold off on the slippery slope reasoning.

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>>33468045
>>33468057
>tfw no friends

>>33468057
Yeah, that already happened to me in this thread, no one has said anything though.

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>deepest darkest secret
>95% of the posts are stupid bullshit about weak willed people's insecurities
My sister took my virginity

>>33468112
Some people aren't degenerate enough to let something like that happen to them. The only real faggots in this thread are guys like this >>33467900

>>33468112
Story time?

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Dated a girl for >3 years and we never fucked, everyone thinks we did and I won't admit I'm still a virgin

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>>33462719
I fucking love prostitutes.

>>33468112
most people have pretty boring lives and don't feel like making up some bullshit story

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I'm such a fucking horrible person that people get fed up with me the second they talk to me. I don't know how I do it, but somehow I manadge to fuck up every single time. It's not even that I am anti-social or have an annoying voice, it's just that there's something about me that seems to unsettle people. I only ever had two friends and those relationships ended a year after they started. I even recently met those two again, first one I had a quick conversation but he said he's gotta go and the latter I didn't even talk to, just walked past her but she gave me a stare like I just murdered her entire family. Even my co-workers hate me. At first it made me feel really shit and left me asking what the fuck went wrong but now i'm fine with it though, at least i've got no one left to disappoint.

Parasect, I'm still not fully "potty trained."

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I've cheated on every girl I've been with as an adult. A lot. Most often with men. Business partners, gym partners, total strangers I meet on apps. When I travel I usually sleep with someone different every night, unless my girlfriend is travelling with me. Then I sometimes book her in for a massage so I can organise a quickie.

I feel like I should feel guilty, but I never do. I just don't feel like sex has anything to do with love.

>>33468268
That reminds me, for a while I was a heavy alcoholic, and naturally I would pass out and piss myself (never shit though, thank god). I quit drinking as much but the habit remained for a while, I was scared it would never go away. It did though, thank fuck.

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I hate being sexually intimate with people, I like guys and in theory I'm turned on but when it comes down to it, I get turned off quickly. I also doesn't help that I'm physically insensitive. I just hope to fix this problem within the next year or so because it's been hurting my chances at proper relationships

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Popplio

My friends figured out I have a vast amount of fetishes cause I wasn't careful and never mentioned them so I thought I was good. Then one day we we're planning to raid a restaurant sign to change all the letters on it to something weird, once one of my friends distracted the guy at the cash register looking out the front window at the sign, he texted me as was talking to him; "Seal fucker, the coast is clear." So basically in short, I have lots of weird Popplio line stuff and I've fapped to every single picture, and pic related at one point for some fucked up reason.

Haxorus
When I was a kid, I'd wear my sisters underwear

>>33468354
Seal fucker's a pretty cool nickname at least

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>>33468347
Hmm, it could be a lesser form of asexuality, but I doubt it.

It could also be an intimacy issue that may or may not have been born from a trauma.

Then there is the fetish option, where you want to have as much control as possible in intimate situations, and may have more enjoyment from having your lover immobile.

As for insensitivity, some of it can come from antidepressants or other medications. I would recommend a gynecology visit first. Sex-therapists on the other hand are also an option, but they are a bit controversial in effectiveness and ethics.

Decidueye
I wish I was a girl, but am also not delusional enough to think butchering my crotch will make me one.
Every step of my day, I'm picturing it the same except I'm a cute girl, including conversations and other interactions with people

>>33462842
Damn dude you fucked those spoilers to hell and back

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>I hate most of my friends. Some of them are fine, but a good 60% of them are neet retards who still like the YouTube meme community. They think Behind the Meme killed Crash and that the Protogent meme wasn't already dead two weeks ago.
>I've been homeless on numerous occasions.
>I almost never feel sexual attraction toward people, perchance one every year. I always feel as though I fall hard on people whenever I do, but I have almost nothing to compare it to. I usually fall out of it in a week, and go back to spiting them. I'm fairly certain it is a case of mild sociopathy.

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>>33468444
>that last bit
Fuck, that's me. You sure about the sociopathy bit?

>>33466449
Fuck you t. >>33465015

>>33468454
>>33468444
>23 kissless handholdless virgin
>jerk off
>nut
>suddenly zero desire to ever have a relationship

>>33468454
It's not even like I get turned on by models and stuff. I only feel the feeling of "Oh, she's hot," every year or so. If that's really the case with you as well, then maybe you should see an expert on it. Are you sure you're not mildly sociopathic?

>>33468472
That sounds almost exactly like my experience. I can tell if someone is supposed to be attractive but I don't feel it myself, except for those rare but slightly explosive exceptions.
>Are you sure you're not mildly sociopathic?
I didn't think I was but I next to know nothing on the subject. I'm getting a new psychiatrist soon for unrelated reasons, I might bring the symptoms up. I've had half a dozen therapists/psychs growing up but was never really truthful with any of them.

>>33462996
heavy. I respect y0ur feels anon

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I have never had any sort of crush on anyone in my life and feel like any sort of relationship would be too intrusive.

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one time when i was 12 i tried to fuck a dog

>>33465238
But is Uxie really your favorite Pokémon or did you just post a reaction image

>>33468471
>>33468514
How do you deal with looking at attractive and happy people every day?

Do you really feel no need to better yourself and achieve something greater?

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>>33463866
>>33463684

I used to struggle a lot with the same problems as you guys. Nowadays I rarely ever think of suicide or self harm. I've been fortunate enough to have some life changing experiences and it might seem like no one cares at times but there's always someone out there who loves you. Even if you don't even know them yet.

It may seem strange to you but my life wasn't the same after I swam with dolphins in the wild, and no they aren't going to rape you. They can heal your soul if you let them. It's all up to you whether or not it has a huge impact on your life.

I wish both of you anons the best and please try to remain strong. I'm praying for you.

And here's my secret:
My darkest secret? I have psychic abilities. I'm sort of glad that Raichu got a new form in Alola that was part psychic because it was like we both have a new kinship with each other. I can sense thoughts of the people around me. I can predicts things that shouldn't be predictable such as wild animals appearing in a certain spot like deer. I've tested myself on this and it's startling how accurate it is. It's like I get a voice that says "this thing is going to happen, be aware" so I pay attention. It's never steered me wrong.

>>33463956
>>33466398
Not to denigrate your issues, but those sound like intrusive thoughts. Everyone has those. I definitely do.

I feel like most of this thread would be solved by going out and getting laid.

Do it before you're way too old to be inexperienced. It'll get super weird.

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I have a crippling lack of motivation for most everything. For example I am quite intelligent, but I graduated with the 3rd lowest GPA in my class, when I could have easily been in the top 5. This was solely because I couldn't muster the effort to do any work outside of school. Another example is that I have had, on a few occasions, a chance to get a gf, but didn't pursue any of those chances because I figured it would be too much work. Oh and the last example is that I was the direct cause of a little kid almost drowning. I was carrying him on my back while swimming, decided it was too much work, and stopped carrying him in a place he couldn't touch the bottom. I knew that the kid didn't know how to swim.

>>33468504
Thanks anon.

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I'm a furry who likes omorashi kill me

My biggest secret? I'm twisted and nihilistic. I consider myself the real Rick from Rick and Morty.

>>33468943
No thanks, I believe in purity before marriage. Then I'll get down dirty with my waifu. Non-existent waifus aside.

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I have primary vaginismus and it kills me inside. It's the most painful thing I've ever experienced and makes relationships tough.

>>33463662
>defeatist

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>>33468943
>I feel like most of this thread would be solved by going out and getting laid.

That only works if you live in a small town and have small town values.

Actual people with triple digit IQs are far more complicated than that.

>>33469078
I just looked up what that was and ouch I'm so sorry

>>33467749
this is incorrect.
not every anal sex without prep results in shitdick, it depends on your diet.
and spit is a thing.
source: bottom in relationship

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>>33462719
I lack the ability to form emotional connections with people and thus seem like a heartless asshole. But I love animals and just hate people.

>>33470527
Thanks for the gif, anon with great taste. I share your hatred towards people because the majority of people in my life have been assholes towards me, especially my relatives and step-fathers.

>>33462769
Genius.

>>33470398
>depends on your diet
This so much
Nothing has inspired me to eat healthy as much as being gay

>>33468849
I know what they are, believe me I've been diagnosed with OCD, they've just never centered around self harm before. I generally care very much for my own well being.

>>33468704
I don't think I look bad, I just never really wanted to go and date someone.

>>33470840
>>33470398
just lots of greens? I'm really curious

>>33471539
fiber is key
natural soluble and insoluble fiber (mostly insoluble) for a more thorough cleansing. less residue left in your colon after taking a shit.

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>>33471610
just clean out your ass you lazy fuck, holy shit

>>33471672
i do
but sometimes sex is spontaneous

>>33462719
Castform
I'm gay for my best friend

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>Gengar
Senior year in High School my older brother had a crazy girlfriend live with us for almost the whole year, they had the worst fights to the point where the neighbors called the police at one point. The secret part is that the crazy girlfriend tried to kill him at least three times to my knowledge, I once had to take a knife away from her while my brother held her down, and my mom and dad have no idea of this. They're still together.

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>>33464979
Of course

>>33466359
<3

>>33471757
>they're still together
Fucking why

>>33471757
Are you and your brother very close? If not, well that's not your life anon, don't worry about it. Let your brother handle his problems, I'm sure there's a reason he thinks he should stay with her. Let him know you're there for him at least though, that kind of thing is seriously detrimental to your mental health. Unless he comes venting to you all the time or something or asking for help in some ways, then you should do something, but sometimes people can be really put off by outside help for that sort of thing. If you were to tell your parents it could escalate and cause some nasty family grudges against each other for a long while. Your parents might now how to handle the situation better, but if they're the type to butt in and solve things very poorly it's best you just leave them out entirely.

If you do happen to be close, do try to get your brother out of that situation somehow even if he could hate you for it, tell your parents, do anything, call the police again and let her be taken away or something if it seems like you have a bond beyond their relationship, no one deserves to be with someone as abusive as that. Maybe if you talk to him to understand why they're together you can help him let go of her, that's a person that needs serious professional help beyond that of a romantic partner either way.

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Croagunk
I'm one bad mother fucker, mother fucker.

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>>33471831
They're both very mentally unwell individuals I've come to find. Also, drugs.
>>33471862
Unfortunately it's been 5 years since we last saw each other in person, and I have tried so goddamn much to help him, honest to God I have, so have my parents, but her and my brother ended up moving out further and further from the family, they live on the other side of the US now, if we ever talk anymore it's all about needing money, we don't really talk anymore though, I only hear about him through my parents these days.

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>>33471793
I'm curious, what made you get into scat?

>>33472020
Presumably brain damage.

>>33472020
probably his shit taste

>>33472020
I don't know why I like it, but I know it's terrible and I should not like this, but I do.
I used to hate it and then one day something just kinda clicked and suddenly it was hot.
If it's any comfort though, I still hate the prospect of doing scat stuff in real life. I just like art for some reason.

>>33472045
Actually made me laugh

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I'm really jealous of cute girls and traps.
I want to be cute and adored like they are,
but I can't be because I'm too old and tall and not-cute. I'm seriously considering making/buying a kemono fursuit just so I can wear cute dresses and hide my shame

>>33472216
slippery slope

>>33472273
Forgive me for this, but I think it's best described as a Slip N' Slide fueled by liquid shit.
It's not pleasant, you just have to learn to enjoy it.

>>33472298
Kek
>>33472216
so do you post cropped scat images as reaction pictures? Because I think I've seen some of your "work" I kinda like you also, do you have the uncropped public glaceon picture, I don't want to make a FA account just for that

>>33472216
I see, I've always been interested in seeing what causes these weird fetishes. I'm a fartfag and I still wonder what caused me to be this way.

>>33472321
I don't but that's a good idea

>>33472328
What's worse is the fact that I found out I liked diaper art when I was sent to make fun of a diaperfag for a raid

>>33472366
>raid

>>33472332
So wait what do you do then?
>>33472375
Thank you anon, your sacrifise will be remembered

>>33472396
Most my reaction pics are just typical ones

Though if you ever see regular Lycanroc art with filenames like "cute dog" or similar things that's usually me. Not really an avatarfag, but I post them in "favorite Pokemon" threads and such.

>>33472375
Oh gosh that's actually great

>>33468799
Well, please predict something for me

>>33472416
Oh, g-g-good to know h-haha

>>33472436
I'm everyone on here but outside of threads like this I'm not overt at all

>>33472366
I used to hate all things diaper until I caved in and drew it for someone, the clean stuff is not so bad.

>>33463956
>>33466398
look up 'call of the void'

>>33472451
Something about them pleases me. Ironically enough I'm not much of a babyfur though, I don't like babyish seeming characters. I really only like the diapers for scat purposes.

>>33472493
Of course.

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>>33472216
>I used to hate it and then one day something just kinda clicked and suddenly it was hot.
This is exactly what happened to me, but with vore.

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>>33471984
Don't feel too guilty about it then anon, these kinds of relationships tend to stay due to being locked in cycles that are very, very hard to break, sometimes even despite all the help in the world.
It might be kind of a cold thing to think but you just remember to do your life, it's not your fault, that's all you really can do. Live at least a somewhat happier and healthier life for them

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>>33462719
Fuck man where do I begin..?

Once fed the girl I liked a brownie with a bit of jizz "injected" in it.

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>>33473578
Why is injected in quotes, anon?

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Reposting from an earlier thread
I keep a load of secrets & am embarrassed about literally everything I do (or don't do, like have a sex life) but my darkest would have to be I think I molested a ~5 year-old girl when I was 7. Think I was hitting her throughout. Her sister was watching. Have only started having vague recollections of it very recently after seemingly blocking it out of my mind for the past 17 years

My sister had passed away the year before so I obviously had a lot of pent up shit (still do) & I was only a kid then, but I'm worried that it might have fucked her up because that sorta shit stays with people. I can't find out though because her mum stole money from mine & then went on the run with her kids after making the mistake of stealing from gypsies. Can't even remember her name,
so I could talk to her & never even know

>>33468271
Oh hey there's another Quilavafag on this board. Think I know where your missing guilt went

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Alola gave my favorite Pokémon my 2 favorite types
also I like to pay straight guys for showing off on snapchat/skype, sending nudes and sometimes let me blow them

>>33471984
Do you not both have Facebook or anything like that? Not even phone numbers for Whatsapp? I don't have any siblings now but the idea of not being in touch with someone who you want to talk to nowadays without there being some big dramatic falling out or embarrassment or other taboo is completely alien to me

>>33473578
Did you happen to go to any /k/ meetups by chance?

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>>33468354
>"Seal fucker, the coast is clear"
Probably jeleous owlfag

>>33473588
Took one of those syringes and kinda just messily put it in the side

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I like the idea of cannibalism.
Also I'm into crossdressing but not as dark and secret.

>>33473660
What do you like about the idea?

>>33473614
No, this was senior year in high school. If I could undo that I would, I've never done anything like since. What's worse is that she said the brownie I gave her tasted really good. Never been to a /K/ meet up.

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>>33473670
I was joking, your story just reminded me of this.

>>33473752
Holy shit lol

>>33473752
lol I wish I went to that meet

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My first sexual experience was when I was six, with another boy.

>>33467752
At least you clearly learned a lesson you'll never forget.

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>>33462842
Those spoiler tags gave me the kekers