Unova the most dangerous region

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nah, that title goes to alola, which features sandcastles that will eat you
it's like austrailia but somehow worse

>>33459622
>go to America
>get murdered by the local Pokémon

>>33459627
Not even close. One spooky sandcastle isnt anywhere near the horrors of shit like Eelektross or Hydreigon

>>33459645
I'm glad gamefreak has started to go for realism in their games

>>33459645
new york not even dangerous anymore. super strict gun laws. No crack explosion like in 90s

>>33459670
>implying strict gun laws lower homicides
Criminals will still get guns.

>>33459670
>new york not even dangerous anymore
Bill de Blasio pls

>>33459718
Im in harlam. it aint dangerous anymore. 1am i can walk where ever i want

>>33459622
>Two legendary trios with openly resentful pokemon that spitefully go after human beings
The musketeer trio don't really go after humans though. They don't like them, but they express that by fucking off into the depths of caves and forests.

And technically the kami trio is only Tornadus and Thudurus being assholes. Landorus kicks their shit in when they get too uppity, which is why he gets a shrine devoted to him.

>>33459697
well apparently it works, crime has fallen dramatically

>>33459755
Tornadus and Thundurus kill/killed humans through outright attacking and ruining the land.

The swords of justice attacked human castles in the past, and hate humans

5 out of 6 of the trio pokemon are deadly as fuck, equally as deadly as the Tapus

Unova also has the most competent evil team.
No other has succeeded in taming legendaries or hacking into the PC system.
>>33459829
Don't speak of overarching issues as if one factor can sway them.

>>33459697

Let's not pretend that making guns more difficult to acquire would not detter some percentage of the criminals.

Alola
>Go out on a stroll and accidentally step on a pallosand and die
>Giant mushroom pokemon hypnotizes you into the woods never to be seen again.
>Bipedal physically invulnerable bears snapping people's spines. Even the "tamed" ones.
>26 foot long schools of fish, poisonous jellyfish, possessed flotsam, actual carvanha and sharpedo, whales that actively charge at you, magikarp called its mom for help, a living fist, Tomoko, and a swimming seizure with teeth in the water.
>Crabrawler, charjabug, and salandit playing cruel tricks on people.
>Monstrosities like Giant abomidable crabs, living mine dragons, and 35 foot trees that dragon.
>Whatever the fuck mimikyu is supposed to be is horrifying.
>Being anywhere and getting vaporized by a minior falling from the stratosphere at terminal velocity with that same dumb look on its face.
>Beaches in general
>Team skull are legit thugs who mug people in areas.
>Giant amphibious spiders.
>All of the legendaries have attacked people. This includes Solgaleo and Lunala overthrowing the Tapu and their armies, Silvally's rampages, the UB in general, Koko following the example of the king of Kamehamehas, Bulu being grumpy, Fini being a cunt, and Lele in general.
>Necrozma shoots everything with magic lazers like a filthy knife eared autist.
>Salazzle attacks on the rise.

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>>33459622
>Going out for a stroll and accidentally stepping on a Voltorb and dying
>Giant bomb pokemon that trick you by looking like items to lure you in before exploding you
>Bipedal rape machines with OHKO moves roaming around areas
>Angry DBZ-eyed fish and huge poisonous jellyfish in the water
>Mew and Ditto roaming around playing cruel tricks with illusions
>Monstrosities like giant electric rats, living poisonous Garbage piles and 10 foot tall RAPE BEES
>Whatever the fuck Dodrio is supposed to be is horrifying
>Walking in cave and get impaled to death by an exploding Electrode
>A chasm like Safari Zone in the middle of the region with dragons that swim in it and literal old men looking to make you find their dentures
>B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶s̶ Team Rocket are legit punks that mug people in urban areas
>Giant rock snakes
>One legendary trio of angry ass birds, and the genetic monstrousity in Unknown Dungeon, an openly resentful pokemon that has spitefully gone after human beings
>Bruno eats people like a cave ogre
>Rattata attacks on the rise

>>33460598
Exactly. Every region can be seen in a dangerous light honestly, Unova isn’t special

>>33460622
What about johto? johto seems safe. The most dangerous pokemon from there that I can think of is sneasel. Maybe magcargo.

>>33460662
>johto pokemon in johto
Also, you should be terrified of Magcargo. according to Richard, Magcargo is literally hotter than the surface of the sun

>>33460662
>evil fire dogs
>bears
>big spiders
>whatever girafarig is
>electric fish
>poisonous fish
>bug that will fight you
>hypnotic reindeer
>dinosaur
>angry wandering cat dogs
>steamroll elephant
>explosive bug
>asshole crow
>big ass mouthed salamander that waits in mud to swallow prey
>electric sheep
>Whitney’s miltank

>>33460662
>>33460672
Why would you worry about macargo in Johto?
>>33460684
Same with this.

Kanto has bees the size of small children with lances for arms, which is a very good reason to stay as far away as possible.

When I think about Johto the scariest part of you were someone with a weaker Pokémon is a lot of the common wild Pokémon knowing Hypnosis, imagine walking to work or through some woods and you get hypnotized by some fucking owl or a deer and you're lost forever.