Oh shit guys, it's time for a new filename thread

>>33445524
>wonder trading a shiny.png

>>33445524
is it just me or lobster have something attractive and sexual?

>>33445524
Pretty cool.

>>33445577
That's what a surprisingly thought a moment ago when I saw that white lobster for the first time. There's something wonderfull on their appearence. Never noticed those animals are so beautiful.

>>33445617
Not in a sexual way though, but definetely they are "attractive, good looking".

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>>33445524
>White Space Pirate

>>33445524
Looks like the child of Pheromosa and a lobster.

>>33445577
God bless you anon.

>>33445577
Is this a reference?

>>33445855
>You sense the presence of many!

>>33445817
Cradily used ingrain!

>>33445817
Anon ima need more info on this one as i don't know why that worm shot out it's organs and that guy is ok with it

>>33445838
to this board, probably

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>>33445669

>>33446567
its a ribbon worm
it uses its spaghetti proboscis to wrap around prey and secrete toxins
its harmless to humans since we have skin and can just wash it off

>>33445577
Only because we all know white women are best.

>>33445524
I did this when I got shiny female Squirtle in X

>>33445524
>not keeping the lobster as your personal sex slave to have translucent lobster-human offspring

>>33446635
They just need to be 12 year old and furry

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>>33445855

>>33445817
ew

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>>33446992
Every fucking time

>>33445524
A much better filenand would be "shiny male salandint" or something along those lines.

>>33445577
first thing i imagined was its cold tail coiling around a dick and squeezing it while its feet tickle your balls

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>>33445817
innard in :^)

>>33445817
>>33447704
put those things back in their SCP chambers please

>>33445593

Is this shitting on megamix?

>>33447748
wew

>>33447825
>flying type
>affected by arena trap
hmmmmmmmmm

>>33447704
What is that thing

>>33447844

It got hit by thousand arrows before hand.

>>33448069
Sea cucumber I think.

>>33447704
Literally my moms prolapsed anus, wtf nature

>>33447733
I think tey're saying it got good in one gen then went back to being shit in the next.

>>33445855
hahahahahahaha good one

>>33448069
anuse and benise

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>>33446987
>white women
>white lobster
>any kind of relation
when your personal issues turn into autism

>>33448720
"Vikavolt meets its match" might be better

>>33447825
>>33447891
>>33447748
>>33448720
good

>>33448069
sea cucumber and a pearlfish

>>33445524
Imagine being so dedicated to your job, that a rare coloring of lobster doesn't even 'wow' you enough to keep it because it's gender is wrong.

>>33448106
Fuck off

>>33447718
Hue

>>33448720
>>33448472
These are the only good ones, this board fucking sucks at filename threads, worse than /co/

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>>33450618
t. someone who's never been to a /co/ filename thread

>>33450475
Lobster and crab fishers can't take females because they are more useful to sustainability than males.

>>33450629
Thanks for proving my point, that one is exceptionally terrible.

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>>33450625
5 star post friendo

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>>33450655
nice

>>33450673
Not bait if it's true, delete your unfunny filename pics actually, delete yourself.

>>33450475

Father was a lobster-fisherman.

Keep the females and you'll get a several thousand dollar fine, I believe up to 50,000 in Canada.

>>33450752

why are people on this board so inexplicably rude angry?

>>33450775
>keep female
>breed female
>take $1000 fine
>sell rare colored babies for hundreds of times retail price

you'd be an idiot to throw back a shiny

>>33450872
I-I don't understand anon

>>33445577
what is wrong with you?..

>>33451242
There's a Walrein in the Battle Facilities that knows both Sheer Cold and Fissure.

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>>33445817

>>33447844
New Gen 8 pokemon with Gravity as an ability.

>>33450698
Nice Support setup.

>>33451902
but then it doesn't have arena trap, does it?

>>33445817
leech seed!

>>33447825
You mean shadowtag?

Or did it roost?

>>33450475
It's the same as deer hunting. You don't shoot baby makers. You need those alive for next year

>>33445577
The absolute state of this board...

It saddens me

>>33451258
>>33451242
And it's hit rate is... unusually high for 33% I don't remember if it had zoom lens or something or was just hax

>>33450648
>gen_6_&_7_post-game_content.gif

>>33452081
Doubles

>>33447695
I'm going to assume imagine this has the exact opposite effect on you as it just did on me and be horrified, worried, and disgusted at you.

>>33445877
>You sense the presence of many!
What's this?

>>33452324
>>33452324
Clever.

>>33450827
Because we're all miserable.

>>33445855
>>33447114
One for all

>>33450625
kek

>>33445577
they look like dildos with pincers

>>33452893
I like it even more now

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>>33450673
post the gif version next time

>>33447844
>>33452291
It's a pun because it's ARENA trap

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>>33453328

>>33445577
>>33447695
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Have we really fallen this far as a board?

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>>33446643

>>33453581
Ouch oof

>>33452331
The message for Zygarde's Power Construct activating.

>>33453685
>he wouldn't bed a crustacean

>>33445817
How does it move backwards though!??

>>33450837
>he thinks this is how genetics works

>>33450827
Because you took a wrong turn and ended up on 4chan.

>>33452324
>not posting tyler juan

>>33453685
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fantasy

>>33447015
Kek

>>33453621
he mfing headbutted the shit out of birb

>>33454305
i dont get it

>>33453621
The #AustralianGP in the corner makes this perfect

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>>33450185
>it's a white female lobster
???
also i don't see how his post relates to personal problems, please give me the zoophile input anon

>>33447172
Damn thats a clever ass whale

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>>33445524
I do like some filename thread myself

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>>33457591

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>>33457601

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>>33457613

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>>33457619

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>>33457632

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>>33457641

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>>33457647

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>>33457654

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>>33457663

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>>33457672

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>>33457676

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>>33457686

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>>33457695

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>>33457717

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>>33457750

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>>33457771

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>>33457782

>>33453685
>>33453899
Sexual fantasy does't means wanting to fuck everything that moves

>>33454283
lmao

>>33445524
>The seasoned seaman threw the lobster back into the ocean after noticing it was a female and had been marked for carrying eggs.

“Even if it had been male, it’s an oddity enough that, why cook it for a $4 lobster?” he said.

That guy saved the lobster's life, he's not an autistic breedfag like you guys.

>>33457802
what the actual fuck

>>33457647
Bravely Default summon animations are the best

>>33457897

no he didn't. I bet he threw it back in and it immediately got eaten by some dumb fish or something because it couldn't camouflage itself

>>33457802
Savage as fuck

>>33457917
It's Parting shot

>>33451902
Careful, you'll trigger the flat earthers

>>33455950
pokefinder animations

>>33457961
>>33458136

This .gif is older than the internet. I remember it being posted on /b/ in like 2005, how underage are you kids?

>>33457988
Actually, I thought the same, I just hope she survived and gave birth to more white lobsters, besides, how did she survived all this time being a white translucent lobster? your camouflage theory is BTFO by her mere existence, she's old enough to lay eggs.

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>>33456703

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>>33458594
That's older than some of the people on this board.

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>>33448706
No it's the fact that Marill and Azumarill look happy but Azurill always looks like it's about to be raped by 10 thousand dicks at any given moment.

>>33458684
Do you happen to know firsthand what someone's face looks like when they're about to be raped by ten thousand dicks?

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>>33451803
this is a direct improvement on your shit filename

>>33458794
I can't tell if you're shitposting. Your filename is /co/-tier.

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>>33458629
ttar filenames are a great meme

>>33458794
i bet you're the guy who said this thread had /co/-tier filenames
ironic considering you're even worse

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>>33457672
>>33458629
>>33459151
nice ttar kid

>>33458594
>implying everyone on 4chan has been around since 2005

>>33458692
Yes.

>>33458654
There's a dark souls edit of this. I will lowkey send a virtual blowjob to anyone who might find it.

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might take you a second, which makes it all the more fitting

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>>33447704
WTF is wrong with the ocean
Jesus Jetskiing Christ

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>mightyena and pelipper in doubles

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>>33445577
yes

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>>33445577
Holy fuck look at those quadruple dubs. Quality post, anon.

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>>33459845

>>33450185
If you didn't get that this was a joke, you might have legit autism.

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>>33452270

>>33447844
>>33448106
>>33450596
>>33452081
>>33452321
>>33451902
You guys have fucking autism.

>>33456907
And retarded birds

>>33457802
>>33458594
Video link?

>>33459780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntg0NM3eEnU
Fifteen seconds. Where's my blowjob?

>>33447733
>>33447733

No they are just comparing losing screens between each game

The first two are you getting cocky going solo whereas Megamix is you realizing you fucked using

>>33459845
I don't get it.

>>33450872
breddy good

>>33462505
you're slower than a paralyzed shuckle pre-gen7, but let me help ya
>be me
>play Pokémon Pearl/Diamond
>find wild Chansey
>send out Infernape
>Infernape used Close Combat!
>sit up
>drink a glass of water
>go to bathroom, read some comics while taking a shit
>go shower
>good 40 minutes in as I sing [favorite song goes here]
>leave shower and get dinner
>eat it all while watching or reading something at my own pace
>go back to my room to check the current battle
>Chansey's HP had just reached 43%, but still going down
>go the fuck to sleep

>>33462756
Thanks, I've had had this same situation happen to me before which makes it even more funny.

>>33462756
Why were those games so slow anyway?

>>33462756
my first infernape vs chansey enconter in DP made me think flare blitz was shit
it has just learned it and i it was the first time using it. the amount of hp infernape lost caught me offguard

>>33463094
>the amount of hp infernape lost caught me offguard
Reminds me of switching into Chansey/Blissey against Talonflame last gen just to see the fucker going down off recoil alone. Perhaps autistic, but it was amusing.

>>33460888
>No one's checked these
How

>>33450673
>Geomancy
>A flying deer
That's..That's hilarious anon..Jetpacks are just like rainbow ground magic

>>33457794
Fuck you anon, Then me.

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>>33462756
>>be me
It's fucking implied that it's you when you tell a greentext story unless you state otherwise
Stop fucking doing this

>>33464768
>be me
>know that be me is an oldfag /b/ meme

>>33466849
I guarantee you almost everyone using "be me" is doing it unironically.

>>33456907
The Sea World orcas do this a lot. Probably because they hate eating frozen fish that lack nutrients and would rather hunt. Essentially they regurgitate a fish and lure a bird over and drown it then share with the pod. However they rarely eat it and play with it instead.

And yes, they are clever. Who would have thought that a creature with a large brain and well developed emotional center would be intelligent? It's almost like they're on par with us. However I'm just a cetacean lover who would die for these creatures so what do I know?

I also dream about them literally every night. I would trade anything to know what an orca truly thinks. What thoughts must go through a mind like that? Especially in a captive environment? What do they think of us?

>>33460888
Check'd

>>33467403
You can't fool me, orca

>>33467550
I wish I was an orca. Like legit I'd rather be an orca than a human at this point. I don't care if that sounds strange. They're just better than us I think.

inb4 dolphins are rapists and orcas are monsters who eat baby seals.

>>33467403
back in the day this would have been capworthy

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>>33446992
this made me laugh way more than i thought it would have