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>Get major promotion in my office two weeks ago
>Decide to splurge and buy a 3DS and Sun on a whim
>Haven't played a Pokèmon game in about a decade
>Always pick the Water starter
>Get excited when I see Popplio
>Thinking Walrein or Water/Dark clown
>Evolves in a few days into a little girl with a seal flavor named Brianna or something
>Check the gender--it's a boy
>Okay, whatever, it's just the awkward second form
>Just evolved into Primemarina
>It's a grotesque half woman with jewelry, long hair, and make up/ half sea lion
>Still a boy
>Check online to see if it has alternate forms
>Grass has an anthropomorphic furry cartoon owl archer and fire gets an anthropomorphic furry cartoon tiger wrestler
Lesson learned: don't go into Pokèmon games unspoiled. I wish I chose the owl although they're all really childish. Boxed the seal.
Help me, /vp/. Is there a story on why Popplio isn't 87% female? Is it the designated transsexual representative for the franchise? Has Pokemon gone SJW?
Also what's with a lot of the new Pokémon being just things with faces? Sand castle with a face, hula necklace with a face, anchor with a face, etc.
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It's a game mechanic, you're a faggot.
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>>33440794
>Also what's with a lot of the new Pokémon being just things with faces?
That has always been the case anon, just ignore objectmons if you don't like them. Agree on the alola starters though, they can go choke.
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>>33440794
Have you tried not being retarded?
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>>33440794
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>>33440808
Holy shit a post where Vargrozma didn't say stop.
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>>33440794
>Is it the designated transsexual representative for the franchise?
Yes.
Poopfags BTFO yet again! Ahahah
Feels so good to be an Owlfag since the beginning
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@33440799
I know evolution is a game mechanic. I've played RBY, GS and SR. I just don't like how I wasted time on the designated tranny insert.
>>33440802
I mean, I don't mind them. I like the sand castle and Magneton is one of my favorites (I guess he's an objectmon)
@33440808
You do you. I don't see how you expect people to not be turned off by it though.
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Is /vp/ always this shitty? Just a flurry of basic insults from what I can only assume are Popplio fans? No discussion?
Eh, just gonna trade the game back in tomorrow. Pokèmon is dead.
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>>33440956
(You)
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>>33440956
Don't let the door hit you on your way out
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>>33440994
I'm sincerely happy knowing that you're an adult dwelling in a shithole about a game designed for children ;)
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>>33440794
If you look around there are plenty of "feminine" male animals in the world. Poodles, peacocks , plenty of fish. Primarina did nothing wrong.
Sorry you don't like the game but don't be a whiny anti-sjw type because that's really not what GF was trying for besides they don't even have sjws in Japan.
Also just buy an old copy of HGSS
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>>33440956
1.5/10
Just take it and fuck off.
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>>33440820
I agree, necrozmafags need to stop.
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Primarina looks like a girl because Pokémon is for girls
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>>33441368
Fuck off back to tumblr. Bet u believed the stars "leak" because it was "leaked" by a >girl with a dick
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