Meanwhile at /vp/'s gym..

>>33433081
Actual pokemon had been long bad due to a majority of its members trying to fuck them. So it just devolved into a boring pissing contest less about a fondness for pokemon or why they had come and more about arguing over stupid topics like who is the most attractive fictional female or why this fictional area is better than that one with no evidence behind anything other than chaos.

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>>33434941

>doesn't like shitposting
>goes onto shitposting website and complains about all the shitposting

>>33433081
Smogon is cansur amirite bois
>laugh track

remember that episode where the guy with the Scizor refuses to battle because his computer calculations tell him the outcome before even battling?

that's /vp/

>>33435665
We just look at your team and either tell you to fuck off or hand you the badge. No time for actually playing the game when there's internet arguments to be won.

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>>33436881
So guys... can I get the badge please?

>>33433081
Hey guys I got my HA ditto a choice scarf that actually fits the blob!

Remember; everyone who speaks of Stealth Rock even once is to be thrown into our dungeon
>>33435665
that also happens with Skyla in anime.

>>33436928
no

I AM SICK OF ALL THESE CHILDREN GETTING MEGAS RIGHT BEFORE THEY FIGHT ME
WHO THE FUCK IS GIVING OUT STONES

Get the fuck out. My Gothitelle got knocked out a battle so I'm making her watch me fuck Gardevoir as punishment.

>>33436928
This is Grass type gym anon.

>>33437421
One kid walked in with God in his team. What the flying fuck is up with kids this days?

>use Skarmbliss
>kid ragequits out of the gym
Fucking scrubs. I'm giving them a real life lesson

Has anyone seen the leader lately? It's been about a week now since I last heard from them.

>>33437687
We have leader?

>>33437809
Who has been giving out the badges?

>>33437916
I just left them all in a bowl outside with a sign that says "take one"

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>>33437934
You fucking retard. Bring that bowl back inside. Halloween isn't until October.

>>33437950
.... Someone stole the bowl and left the badges

>>33437984
Alright, will anyone volunteer to pick them up and/or get a new bowl?

Guys, there's a super pissed kid on the phone. Apparently, he brought one of our badges to the Pokémon League Reception Gate, and they just laughed in his face and disqualified him from the competition before he could compete in a single battle. What should we tell him?

>>33439281
eh, just call him a faggot or something

>>33439247
I'll go pick them up, should I bring out my ninjask to help?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHO THE FUCK MOVED THE INVISIBLE WALLS AROUND?

>>33439368
They needed to be cleaned. All the shit stains made the whole "invisible" part moot.

>>33439506
oh, WAIT WHO THE FUCK WAS SHITTING ON THE INVISIBLE WALLS?

>>33439513
Blame the guy with the slaking, I've seen him using 5 muks on his team, gotta ban that guy.

Where the fuck are the Technical Machines?!

>>33437035
Good thing I only use sneaky pebbles

Guys, I think it's alright if we hire people that aren't just "waifu" or "husbando" tier for the trainers at our gym. This hiring process that we have now doesn't make a lick of sense. I mean, I still don't know what type of gym this is and I've been here for months, and that's only because I came in looking for a different type of Gym membership completely.

IT'S BEEN 3 FUCKING MONTHS GET ME OUT OF THESE FUCKING AIR VENTS

>>33439584
it's in the bowl below the badges

>>33439689
wait shit

>>33439689
WHAT THE FUCK! THESE ARE GEN 1 TMS! THEY DON'T WORK ANYMORE!

>>33439689
>>33439718
Why is our TM Water Gun?

>>33439729
Budget cuts. After getting delisted by the elite 4 we've had to cut corners.

>>33439718
we fucking ordered them from kanto what'd you expect

>>33439749
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THEM FROM OUR WORLD'S KANTO! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OPEN A WORMHOLE TO GET ANOTHER UNIVERSE'S TMS?

Hey, you losers! I'm here to challenge you, with nothing but my rock-hard bod!

>>33439769
I hope you enjoy Funbro shenanigans. You can never leave.

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>>33439769
Come at me, brah.

>>33439780
>>33439791
Wait, you're not just skinny dweebs?
....
RUN AWAY!

>>33439661

Did you get the Air Vent badge at least?
Speaking of, haven't heard from the vent guy in a while. What was his name ag-

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE LAVA PIT IS OVERFLOWING AGAIN SEND IN THE HEATRANS

>>33439889
Guys, has anyone seen my Macargo?

Is the door that leads you to the completely dark and empty room supposed to disappear after you go through it?

>>33439924
Nigga our gym is just a big square. We even shit outside and wipe our asses with Graveler

Uh, did we always have a basement?

WHY ARE THERE FLOATING ROCKS AND SPIKES EVERYWHERE

God damn it guys I told you that we shouldn't buy a discount Ghost gym

>>33440103
hey, I don't mind it! also, don't go to the basement, someone woke up the spiritombs and they are PISSED.

>>33440076
The janitor's been missing for two weeks. Just have a 'Mon use Rapid Spin and hope the hazards land in a pit.

>>33440103
It wasn't a Ghost gym when we bought it

>>33440114
Oh so that's what those rocks were

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>>33433081
"What do you mean 'Futa isn't a Pokemon type'?! What the hell am I supposed to do with all these prosthetic dicks?!"

>>33440165
you woke them up? god damnit... does anyone here have a fairy type? my last one is guarded by an group of six pissed off spiritombs.

>>33440180
I have a Pidgey if it helps.

>>33440180
Why don't you lead those Spiritomb to the pit?

Does anyone else hear screaming coming from the basement?

>>33440217
It's best if you just ignore it.

>>33440203
One, I have no idea where the pit is, Two, I've already tried to get them out of there and already been to the hospital once, not trying that again.

>>33440227
How do you not know where the pit is? Also where the hell are you anyway?

>>33440254
by the basement, trying to get my current team of five pokemon to come up with a decent stratergy in order to stop the spiritombs from causing chaos.

>>33440269
Have you tried fugging them?

>>33440269
If you still need a fairy I can lend you a Swirlix.

>be me
>be high
>watch the entrance because sometimes a pale boy shows up and smiles at me
>no teeth
>no eyes
>he's probably a hobo
>see someone at the door
>some faggot steals a bowl
>gozigzagoon.jpeg
>my autistic pet uses Covet
>throws a Nugget right into his bowl
>tfw I realized what happened
>tfw I thought Nugget was a better Choice Band
Anyway, did any of you guys finish trainer school? Just curious

>>33440289
I guess that'll work, the only thing that'll actually do a thing to them unless I get lucky with ninjask.
>>33440294
yep, if you don't count being ripped in half by rock types.

Yo if word gets out about us having a bunch of Spiritomb in our basement do you think some Hex Maniacs would show up?

I tried leaving the basement and now I'm stuck in a dark, endless hallway. Please send help.

I think one of our rooms got taken over by Ditto. They drag people in and they don't come out. I also keep hearing moaning coming from the room

>>33440385
Oh that's probably just the pit

>>33440386
What happens in the pit?

>>33440395
It's kind of what you expect, but trust me, it's not as fun as you think it is

>>33440404
Why not?

Do we have a room where a trainer and their pokemon can, uh, "raise their friendship"?

>>33440404
Fuck it, I was going to deal with the spiritomb, but now I want to know what goes on in that pit, an army of ditto is not suspicious in the slightest.

>>33440410
Trust me, you think fucking a bunch of female Pokemon would be heaven but it's more like hell, they're fucking insatiable and we've lost more people than I can count to that damnable pit.

>>33440413
you can enter T H E P I T
But you might not return

>>33440415
It was a stupid plan born of young lust. You know something simple where we could 'blow off steam' if you will. It turned out much more fatal than expected and we can't really get rid of it now so we just sort of have it around and it is convenient if we want to 'get rid' of somebody, you know ups and downs.

>>33440415
>>33440433
Anyway like I was saying, if you could lead the Spiritomb to the pit, then there's one of three things that will happen.
One, they manage to escape but will probably not cause unnecessary fuss out of fear of the pit.
Two, they become hapless victims of the pit, never to be seen again.
Three, they become permanent members of the pit, kind of like two but not quite.

>>33440452
..or they reproduce

>>33440518
They coud birth dozens of Spiritomb which could use hypnosis to add victims to the pit.

>>33440518
Well yeah, that is what happens in the pit, but trust me, that falls under option three.

Aren't Spiritomb quite rare? Couldn't we try to sell them to fund some new TMs? Speaking of, what should our TM reward be?

>>33440647
Who the fuck do you think we are, Team Rocket? besides they're not technically our Pokemon. Wait a minute, why aren't we trying to catch them?

>>33440657

Because Johnny sold our pokeballs to buy a new wallpaper. Which was, by the way, burned the next day because someone left his motherfucking Magcargo to play in lava trap again and it clogged and splashed on walls.

Just ask the Ariados guy from the rooftop for some nets.

>>33440629
Well, I knew I kept around that husk for something, throwing a shedinja into the pit!

>>33440725

Why.

Is it possible to recover a pokemon that fell into The Pit? Because one of my pokemon just fell into The Pit...

>>33440755
Have you tried recalling it?

>>33440743
Because I want more ninjask without sacrificing our own, also, I know a guy who will pay a lot for a Shedinja or two, still have no idea what he does with 'em though.

Yep, didn't work.

>>33440760
Meant to reply to >>33440758

>>33440413
We just do it in the main hall.

>>33440755
Well you can pray that they're able to make their way out, otherwise it's a lost cause.

>get a Dusklops
>throw it into the pit
>black hole eats everything
Gee guyz, learn to think

>>33440785
That's not how it works dipshit, some nonce tried that a while back and it didn't do shit.

Maybe we should just remove the pit's exit.
Out of sight, out of mind.

>>33440815
We kind of need to have a door to the pit, we once tried to just block it off completely, but that was not the right idea, I swear we lost over half the gym that day.

how many people got injured or killed by our gym

>>33440827
Who the fuck cares?

>>33440827
Enough. Now stop asking questions and go keep watch at the lava pit.

>>33440760
I have an old Linoone that has never done anything useful, tell me what Pokemon it is, and it might just be able to get it back before they get to it.

>>33440827
How many pokepuffs have you eaten in your life?

>>33440842
hey if he keeps bitching we could always send him to the pit.

>>33440852
ah shit I meant to say that to >>33440840

>>33433081
Hey guys, managed to get one of the spiritomb out the basement, what should we do with it and do we have a medic?

>>33440825
What happened?

>>33440868
I don't want to talk about it

>>33440873
Spill the beans or I'm nailing the pit's door shut

>>33440863
Centers are still free I hope, but if you don't feel like going out, I think there's a guy somewhere with a Pokemon that knows heal pulse.

>>33440900
Look let's just say that if nothing is coming in, they'll come out, and somehow it's even worse when they're out of the pit that way.

>>33440915
Thanks, I'm gonna visit that guy then burn this thing.

>>33440942
No, don't go killing it off already! You can try trading it for some... less destructive pokemon.

>>33440937
Fuck it all I'm calling Jenny

>>33440961
Well, I guess... what does the group need?

>>33440987
Something like a Gible to evolve into Garchomp would be sick, but I doubt we would find someone this gullible. I really want a Noivern for my team though, so maybe you can find someone with a Noibat. But for more utility, a Gurdurr or something like that would be helpful for keeping the building intact. Or a good spinner/defogger, all these spikes and stealt... sneaky pebbles are getting unbearable.

>>33441030
Well, someone said that he'd take it for and we'd get a forretress, and some kind of egg, let's get this thing spinning.

>>33440965
NO DON'T THERE'S SO MUCH ILLEGAL STUFF HAPPENING HERE

Remember when we added a Mewtwo to the pit? Good times.

...how did we even get a Mewtwo anyway?

What is our gym theme?

I was thinking we could make this the first dark type gym

>>33441106
I thought our theme was gimmicks, it's about the most accurate we could get for describing the... diversity in here. I think it's easier to officially pass off a gym with something like that than a dark gym. The league rules are weird.

Hello?

I love you dorks. If anyone here ever feels alone or unwanted in this world, know that some random guy out here in the world is always praying for you. This is a wonderful thread /vp/

>>33441177
Huh? Oh, you like, want to fight or something?

>>33441180
It's fun. We should make it a regular thing

Can someone draw this gym

>>33441220
If somebody is gonna do that, my ninjask shall act like a hat

>>33441234
Fuck off with your gay Ninjask Clark. Nobody cares

>>33441250
My name is not Clark.

>>33441220
If you want I could give a shitty scribble of the floor plan

>>33441197
Sounds like good way to ruin a great thing.

H-Hi, i got a Chikorita and I want a b-battle

>>33441349
What kind of gym is empty, I'm going to tell it to the Pókemon Leage

>>33441349
Hello and welcome to the /vp/ gym. Please stay away from holes in the floor, hot magcargos, floating stones, spikes on the floor and the pitch black pit. Go battle with any trainer here to find out more about local Pokemon healthcare. Hope you have a good time!

ALLAHU AKBAR!

>>33441484
This This why I keep the golduck in they gym guys, it prevents explosions, most of the time

>>33441484
Saying another reminder not to use explosion or self destruct within the building. Using earthquake on the second floor is also ill advised.

>>33441502
What about Hyper Beam? If it misses and destroys a wall, do i have to pay for it?

>>33441255
No one asked you Clark

Honestly, how many of you actually go to the gym regularly?

>>33433081
you can't get the badge you only got past me because you're a filthy stallfag fuck off REEEEEEEEE

>>33441629
Hitting the walls is fine. They're made for that. The support beams are another story.

>>33441775
What happens if a hyper beam ricochets off the wall and destroys a support beam then?

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>>33441800
You better fucking make sure your Pokemon has good eyesight and hits its target then.

>>33441895
Do you want to get us shut down like fucking Team Rocket? Put the damn gun away you fool before they send us a starter soloing 11 year old.

We have a pool full of Remoraid and Octillery over there for a reason.

>>33441895
I'll slap Wide Lens on'em for good measure then!
So how's the issue with the angry Spiritombs? Have you tried bribing them?

>>33442028
Why are they even a problem. Wha tis in the basement?

>>33442142
I'd like to know too. How the hell do you piss off 6 Spiritombs enough to make the basement completely unusable?

>>33442149
You just have to piss one off and they'll contact their friends. They're made up of 108 vengeful spirits, so they have connections. As for how it started, I couldn't tell you. I just started here.

By the way, asking for a friend, are there any forms for requesting a transfer to another gym? Just curious.

A ten years old kid was pissing me off so I pushed him down the pit, is that ok?

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>enter the gym

>DES
>PA
>CI
>TO

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>>33437916
>>33437934
>>33437950
>>33437984
>>33439247
I'm in stitches

I'm surprised someone hasn't called Pokemon control on us yet.
If there even is such a thing

Guys, my lopunny fell into the pit. I got her back out, but ever since then, she's been staring at me funny. Wat do.

we should really stop throwing things down the pit

>>33444066
I heard there's a strange Pokémon from an island in the Sinnoh Region who's caused stuff like that to happen. Apparently, some blue-haired girl from Twinleaf Town once went there to find it and went missing. Some claimed to have seen her since then, but they said they felt a dark energy coming from her body and saw a dark, blank expression on her face. And before you know it, she'd just disappear.

In short, it's probably nothing.

Also, if anyone sees a girl matching that description from the story arrive this gym, bar the doors and pretend we're closed. Either that, or maybe we could throw her into The Pit and see if that does anything.

>>33441088
We didn't, somebody dressed up a Mr. Mime. It was a fantastically shitty paintjob, honestly.

We should probably get some air freshener.

The pit smells fucking awful.

>>33444089
Mr. Mime doesn't warp reality to the point of making a hypercube out of a room when it's pissed. Just saying.

On a completely, totally unrelated note, try not to go to room 17. It's... um... The floor is dirty. Yeah. In need of cleaning. I shall get to it as soon as I have a death wish.

>>33442555
Did you get his money or poke balls at least?

>>33442397
Once you set foot in here you're never getting out, they already own you

>>33442397
Well, your friend can always go back to r eddit gym if he wants.

>>33433081
Guys, I think having a Tesla barrier in front of the gym leader is a bit of a health and safety issue, and don't get me started on the health problems that might pop up by making the challengers dig through our garbage to find the off switch.

>>33444639
Copying Lt. Surge's gym is probably a bad idea

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WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?

>>33444865
IT JUST SPIRALLED OUT OF CONTROL

Can we just
burn down the whole gym and build another one

>>33444910
I'd give it two weeks before it would like like the current one.
And I don't feel like moving my starf berry plantation.
>>33444865
Nothing, this is just a... professional battling environment.
(Who the hell called her here)

>>33444910
I don't think that's a good idea. You'll release the Spiritomb and the inhabitants of the pit on the world

>>33433081
Hey guys sorry for not saying much but I hatched the egg I got from that guy, also the forretress fell into the pit while he was doing the spinning.

>>33445149
...what was in the egg?

Hey guys I want to make some popcorn. Where's the microwave?

>>33445149
well great, i've been telling you people to fill that hole. Now go get him out of there and if its another magikarp, i'm gonna murder that merchant then flog you guys for buying them.

>>33444917
>(Who the hell called her here)
I told the guy with the gun he was going to bring shit down on us, the fucking idiot.

Everyone prepare your Charizard repel.

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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? ALL OF YOU MUST SUBMIT TO ME, OR I SHALL CLEANSE THE EARTH OF YOUR HERESY!

>>33445212
You mean our water types? Why worry? Some fucker buried some poor water types in the lawn to use as sprinklers. That Gyarados makes a good anti-theft system.

>>33445217
Stop being so mean, we're trying

>>33445217

Goddamnit people, I told you to keep Steve away from the Shiinotics.

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>>33445217
Oh, nice.

>>33445217
Can you please purge my asshole with your godly cock?

>>33445167
On top of the Metagross. I mean the top part of Metagross, just place it there.

>>33445231
no no no we save that one for the shiny electrode with selfdestruct, remember?

>>33445237
Is it healthy for a Metagross be that hot?

>>33445264
Oh, alright. Hand me the Repeat ball box and the Tennis ball launcher.

>>33445266
Dude its a sapient rock-metal slab that releases magnetic waves. I'd be more worried about getting cancer from approaching one.

>>33445272
But Repeat Balls only work on Pokemon you've already caught

>>33445223
We really aren't.

>>33445289
We're trying, just not that hard.

>>33445285
Fuck it, everyone has a God on their pockets cept for me. I ordered the damned things in bulk for cheap.

Oh hey, my Gyarados just accidentally ate Officer Jenny. So uh...crisis averted??

>>33445166
it was a larvitar, and again sorry for the late reply, it attempted to eat my laptop.

I'm keeping this thing away from the pit, by the way.

>we attract the god's wrath
>inexperienced police officer comes here and gets eaten by a gyarados
>more valuable Pokemon fell into the pit
Is it Monday already?

>>33445645
Don't forget the angry spiritombs in the basement, anyone calmed or caught them yet?

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We have the building surrounded!

>>33445656
*opens trapdoor*
*everyone falls into the lava below*
There, now someone fetch me the gardevoir from the pit to get these spiritombs away from here

>>33445630
Hey, that's actually pretty cool. They're not too common and Tyranitar is really strong.
>>33445654
The other guy I'm talking to caught one and traded it for a Forretres and a Larvitar egg. As for the rest... well, we have an alternative pit now.
>>33445656
Can you guys maybe chill? We've paid for this month... I think.

>>33445682
Both those guys were me, anyway, it seems to like aspear berries, and I'm gonna request bringing in some Machop for it to beat up, make it stronger then the average.

>>33445656
SHOOT THE DOG! BREAK THE ENEMY FORMATION!

>>33445656
Ha ha, m-morning officers. What brings you to our neck of the woods? Looking to take the gym challenge? Nothing illegal is happening here, ha ha.

Hide the berries and guns, guys. Fucking do it now!

>>33445656
GO-GO GADGET GYM TELEPORTER

Well, I think the police is gone. I'll go water my starf berries.

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did the girls return to the pit yet?
is it safe to get out of this trash can yet?

>>33445217
Shut up llama

>>33445951
Why are you being so secretive about these berries? Are they illegal? If so, why keep them in a place anyone's allowed to walk into?

>>33446073
Officially only battle facilities like battle subway, maison or tree are allowed to give those out to the most skilled trainers, as they are considered to be too powerful and dangerous for ordinary people to posses, and certainly nobody is allowed to grow and keep them in mass. Plus we have a lot of places in the gym that are off limits for the challengers.

>>33446104
ok fair enough, but do you mind to explain why we have mystery berry trees in this place?
those things are considered a myth in other places, how did we get the tree in the first place?

>>33446121
Let's just say some of us have some... connections...

Guys I keep hearing bird-like squawking coming from below the floors

>>33446436
That's probably just the Blaziken from the pit.
Guys, I used an RPG, only with quickballs instead of regular ammo, on the Spiritomb basement. Looking for volunteers to check how this went.

>>33446436
Don't worry about the noise we have a new blazikenfag containment room

>>33446557
I'm going down there, wish me luck

>>33446630
Take something that knows dazzling gleam or something just in case.

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CODE RED, I REPEAT CODE RED
someone left the pit doors open, i checked in and THE GIRLS are gone.
we don't know in what part of the gym they are, we don't know if they are hunting us right now.
all we know is that they are in heat.

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>>33446664
Well, I guess this is good bye, everyone. See you all in hell.

>>33446664
I'll take the opportunity to see if the Forretres is still there, but I'll be closing myself in my room. If things go bad, I'll feed 15 starf berries to my strongest pokemon and hope for the best.

I AM CUMMING, MUDKIP

TAKE MY LOAD

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>>33446734
NO
Stop right now you maniac.
the girls got out and they can smell cum from the other side of the gym, if you do that they will know where we are

>>33446664
Not this shit again...
Not to worry though we still have some steath rocks surrounding the gym so they couldn't have gone far

>>33446810
Plus library-chan is to autistic to open the gym door and most of them have stockholms syndrome

>>33446652
There's a hole in the wall and no Spiritomb

>>33434967
Just because people shitpost on here doesn't make it a shitposting website, shitposters are the cancer ruining this website

>>33446747
If he does that, bug and fighting type moves can handle most of them right? and being the "level 20 virgin" I've been called, I'm gonna go try and deal with them.

I am so immersed in the RP right now
>>>/trash/

>>33446852
The hole in the wall has mostly water types, that means they are totally weak against fire types!

>>33446886
Isn't the pit mainly inhabited by Ditto though? That'd be a little harder to beat

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>>33446886
we'll never forget your noble sacrifice, brave soldier
>>33446810
oh yeah, ignore the mandibuzz with defog we have in there as well
i'll just hide behind this wall, with this strange cosplay like armor they left in here, i hope it protects me enough for them to calm down

>>33446924
Fair point, we need to avoid the ditto horde then.

The cops are gone right?!?
I ordered some cheese pizza (a little girl from cuba) last week and it should be arriving today!

Alright, I've got an update, I found Forretress, but in a pretty bad shape. I tried to feed it some Sitrus berries, but I'm not sure how they eat, and the holes it has seem jammed with... something. I'll get it to the center.
>>33446852
Did the Spiritomb make the hole or the balls? I'll try looking for them outside, regardless.

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Hello, anyone here?
is anyone still alive after what happened?

>>33447301
I'm back, Forretress is okay, though it seems a little shook. Didn't stay out too long because the police was looking at me funny. I can't tell you where are the girls though, so I guess I'll just lock myself in my room. I'll find the guy with Larvitar later to give the Forretress back

>>33447301
I'm alive, but me and ninjask are kinda busy defending the larvitar from a ditto horde, I threw a wobuffet in there to slow them down, but it won't last forever.

>>33447301
Oh I was just cleaning the pit now that it's safe, it's as clean as a whistle now.

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*emerges from wall*
i'm alive as well, the girls didn't bother checking here.

I have somehow managed to escape the basement, what did I miss?

>>33447422
someone left the door to the pit open

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>>33445231

>>33439729

No, it's Razor Wind

6 people got alive out of how many?
50 maybe more, i'd say we got lucky.

Who's our leader?

>>33447642
I still have no idea, I'm 90% sure we don't have a leader.

>>33447657
we had one, but he died 3 days after he was put into place, so we have to pretend he's still here.
at least we still hand out the badges if they defeat us all.

I'm alive but I had to sacrifice my Omanyte.

>>33447657

Hey, I'm alive too, I was paying a visit to the air vents. And I have a Tauros semen sample, we can lure the dangerous stuff back to the pit. Or to room 17.

As for the leader, we more or less take turns.

>>33447726
Well, okay, some more good news, I managed to scare the ditto horde into splitting up, now they won't be as dangerous to approach, also, the Larvitar is okay!

>>33447726
ah iris, i see you managed to fully recover from that time you fell into the pit.
i hope the sample was already on the floor, tauros in heat is not a good thing.
lure them into the pit, room 17 is our battle mons storage.

>>33447747

Who the fuck is Iris, this is a sample from my own private source. And uh, if our storage was/is in #17, that kinda explains a lot...

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-BIG OL BOOM-
-SHITTY LINES WE'VE ALL MEMORIZED-
TEAM ROCKET WILL BE TAKING YOUR POKEMON NOW!

>>33447734
I'm okay as well, so you can have the Forretress back. Just be more careful with spinning next tim, all the rocks and spikes will pile up again when we open up.

>>33447787
you don't know iris?
he, yes he is the trap that works with us, he's one of the very fell people allowed into the pit regularly to tend and feed the girls.
i thought we lost him after the girls went into heat and pulled him into the deepest parts of the pit.
who are you then?

>>33447798
Thanks man, gonna go clear out the Lansat garden

>>33447795

If just picking up our pokemon and using them was so easy, we'd be doing it ourselves, don't you think?

>>33447795
Gengar, use sludge bomb on these fools.

>>33447795
Yeah, we keep them in the hole in the floor, go there if you want them.

>>33447795
I think it's in your best interests to run before the pit gets you

all girls have been found and lured to the pit now, we can finally open the gym again.

H-hello? Is this the official gym?

>>33448305
Sometimes.

>>33447629
Make that 7, but im missing my spleen
Not sure why

>>33448293
Ok good, any sign of my spleen?

>>33448305
Yes, do you want to challenge the gym? How many badges do you have already?

>>33448305
Yeah, but we have no badges left

>>33448397
Just assume he has seven, kick his ass, and send him away. We still have cleaning to do. Those bodies won't melt themselves.

>>33448406
I thought that we had badges but not any bowls? And TMs, we don't have our TMs anymore, what should we get for a new one?
>>33448413
Eh, fine, I only have like two teams prepared anyway. Go get the magcargos.

>>33448413
No wait, we could use those bodies for some rituals.

>>33448455
>rituals
>just after getting all of the malevolent spirits out of the Pit
Are you out of your mind?

>>33448389
i think it's in room 17

>>33448484
>not making a pact with the dark lord himself
If we learn to control their malice, we shall fear nothing. Well we might still fear the pit but other than that we will have nothing to fear.

>>33448507
Just today we had to deal with Arceus, Police Raid and Team Rocket. And stuff like this happens every week. Not much would change.

>>33448535
Oh come on, it'll be fun.

>>33448548
Please do not, giratina is a dragon type and if I have one fear, it's dragons...

>>33448558
Who the fuck fears dragons in the age of Fairy?

>>33448564

Apparently >>33448558

I got a discount Golett and taught it how to use a mop. Things in the pit didn't seem to be interested in it during that crisis a couple of hours back. I think this might work.

>>33434941
>when the first post is also the best post

>>33437617
>Implying that's a challenge

>>33448692
>He doesn't know

Anyways l saw the rocket guys run into the pit, should we care or?...

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Hark! We of Team plasma are here to liberate the poor Pokemon that you have all mistreated!

>>33448848

Well, naturally. We wouldn't dare to disagree. Gus, would you be so kind and lead the good people here to them? You know, that room that we cleaned today.

>>33448848
Alright. We keep our Pokemon in a room we call the pit.

>>33448877
you do it, I'm on my break

>>33448848
This is the third time we've been told to lose our pokemon today, and the other times the people who told us were consumed by a horde of ditto, your move.

>>33448990
These ditto are acting out their frustration against you! We will free them at once..

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>>33448657
Thanks.

Bump, I like this thread

>>33448848
I have to warn you, we use guns against felons and trespassers and we don't shoot the Pokemon.

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>>33448495
Thanks found it

If you guys need me I'll be in the basement trying to summon Giratina

>>33448453
I may or may not have swallowed the rest of the badges... Sorry

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>>33433081
at my gym we battle with our cocks
no girls (female) allowed!

>>33448848
Make the girl strip and they're all yours

>>33450403

Where do you think you are? We're trying to make a living here, this isn't some mongolian forum for you retard to shitpost. Grab the broom and clean shit up or fuck off.

>>33433081
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.

Hello? I'm here for my gym battle. Anyone? Jeez, this place smells like shit, there's mold on the ceiling, mysterious orange fluid on the walls, I should leave before shit goes south...

>>33453163
>mold
I thought we had some mold breaker mon for that?

>>33453163

There have been unforeseen difficulties. Pick a baddge from the lack-of-a-bowl outside and leave. See you later. Remember not to take more than one badge or we will send Christopher to retrieve them and you do NOT want to meet Christopher.

Who the fuck took my Poke Puffs?

>>33453163
Hey I'll battle you first!
GO VANDASH!


>>33453183
Sorry

>>33453183
dumped them into the pit.
since as i was told, iris is entering late this shift.
something about a tauros in heat blocking one part of the vents