/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33432978
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

otter yaoi

So it's confirmed that this sex shop is the fifth dungeon, huh. Kind of a sudden start, but okay.

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>>33432979
>The Charmeleon, now alerted to your presence, close in to attack you and Osha. What will you do?

>3, 6, 8 to decide

>>33432999
Well, everyone wanted to get to the action, right?

>>33433001
Run

>>33433001
Help up the one that's tripped over and tell the three of them that you mean no harm

>>33433008
This

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>>33433001
Ask them why they were hiding in fucking magma, if they continue to be hostile have Ron use magnitude and Osha use razor shell.

>>33433006
But of course.

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>>33433028
Charmeleon1: Look at this joker of a fire type. Doesn't even like chillin in lava!

>The charmeleon laugh at and attack you

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>>33433096
>You and Osha attack back

>1, 2, 7

>>33433105
Continue attacking until they're KO'd, then dress them up in the clothes we got and fuck them, they're our bitches now.

>>33433105
Breakdance like that one Charmeleon on the lower left.
And throw in another Magnitude while we're at it.

>>33433105
Keep attacking, but tell Osha to jump right as you Magnitude them, so he throws his Razor Shell at them in midair while dodging our Magnitude.

>>33433105
Beat them up until they're barely conscious and then eat them

>>33433105
It's a shame that chain is attached to such a bad spot so we can't do any cool Tarzan stuff. Rerolling for both >>33433137 and >>33433147 I guess.

>>33433153
yea do this

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>>33433157
>>33433137
>>33433147
>Ok sure. Osha's air time isn't super great so he doesn't avoid the whole attack, but you rolled a 3 anyway so whatevs.

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>>33433211
>The charmeleon break out some of their better attacks. Osha's roughed up!

>1, 4, 9

>>33433219
Feed him an Oran while we break out the ORB OF CONFUSION

>>33433219
Rip the nearest charmeleon to shreds and eat its heart

>>33433219
Switch sides, have Ron do a rollout on the other two while Osha continues using razor shell.

>>33433219
Piss contains water, piss on the charmeleons for super effective damage

>>33433243
This

>>33433219
Toss otter an Oran
Then get omanyte to help

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>>33433231
>Osha consumes your last oran berry why you grab and activate your O R B O F C O N F U S I O N

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>getting our asses kicked by three Charmeleon
>when we have the type advantage
This can't be happening right now.

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>>33433299
>This might be better as a thrown item...
>While you're stuck in the confusion zone, rolls cannot be input by gets; your next action will be decided AT RANDOM from all rolls within 5 minutes after this post!

>Go!

>>33433320
Eat the fucking charmeleon

>>33433307
You have type advantage. They have level and number advantage

The Charmeleon explodes

>>33433320
Throw it at the other two Charmeleon, not him!

>>33433320
Watch Osha vore charmeleons while fapping

>>33433320
Throw it at the two other Charmeleon, then Rollout into the Charmeleon in front of you.

>>33433320
Rape them

>>33433320
Throw it at a Charmeleon at random, Rollout one that isn't affected by the orb.

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>>33433330
>None of these Charmeleon know explosion!
>You two just kind of slap at each other in your confusion this turn

>Go again

>>33433404
Piss on them for super effective damage

>>33433404
Piss on the charmeleon

>>33433404
Throw the orb at the Charmeleon to Osha's right

>>33433404
stuff the orb into one of the charmeleons' mouth

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>>33433413
>You use... water... gun?
>It does some damage, I guess?

>Osha knocks one of the other Charlmeleons into the orb's confusion field, but all the razor shell's it's been taking it's almost KOed anyway.

>Go again

>>33433481
DEVOUR THE FUCKING LIZARD

>>33433481
Magnitude!

>>33433491
re. Eat its heart

>>33433481
cry.

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>>33433502
>>33433491
>You kill and rip out Break Dancing Charmeleon's heart.

>Dang, you're still in that orb's field, huh. Well go again!

>>33433542
Scream to intimidate the other charmeleons

>>33433542
hurl this stupid thing at the other charmeleon

sex with otter blame the orb

>>33433557
Do this

>>33433542
Summon lava Cthulhu to eat the charmeleon
Then cry because lavatulhu doesn't exist

>>33433557
Reroll

>>33433542
cry.

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>>33433565
>Something rises from the lava to tell you the result of any 'cry' roll, now and forever.

>Maybe you're just hallucinating it though.

>Osha KO's the other Charmeleon, leaving the one confused with you.

>Roll again

>>33433642
Try to escape the confusion area and finish the charmeleon off

Sex with otter blame the orb

>>33433642
Smash the orb, then stuff the shards of it down the last Charmeleon's throat

>>33433642
step out of confusion area

>>33433642
Disable the Orb then throw the dead Charmeleon into the other one.

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>>33433660
>You smash the orb into irreparable shards and stuff them down the Charmeleon's throat, causing it to bleed profusely until it, too, dies.

>3, 5, 8 next

>>33433716
Collect the leftover shards. Maybe they can be put to use in something later. Then check the door.

>>33433716
Piss on the dead Charmeleon

>>33433716
Eat the heart of the leftmost Charmeleon, then proceed to tug on the chain again.

>>33433716
Carve out the other hearts and save them for later.

>>33433735
This but also pull the chain.

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Another one for when >leaks happen.

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>>33433735
>>33433722
>You collect a bunch of possibly useless stuff and head over to check the door. It is locked.

>2, 4, 7

>>33433777
Did tugging on the chain do nothing? I think we were interrupted before we found out.
Try again, and then if nothing happens have Osha hold the chain taut while we clamber on over to that block.

>>33433777
Well fuck.
Try to walk on the chain

>>33433777
>fresh hearts
>possibly useless
Thank the otter for his hard work and start pulling the chain.

>>33433793
Re

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>>33433792
>The chain isn't attached to anything on this end to support your weight! You would just plop right into the lava. And no, otter is not strong enough to hold the chain by himself

>0, 6, 9

>>33433853
Try to pull the chain with all your might

>>33433853
Pull it over with your titanic piggy strength. Otter can help too.

>>33433853
Shove the chain up your ass and use your powerful pig butt muscles to pull the wall closer.

>>33433853
Hook it to all these dead Charmeleons, then.

>>33433858
reroll

>>33433865
re

>>33433868
re

>>33433853
Just swim over there.

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>>33433870
>>33433858
>The chain is MASSIVELY heavy, so you can't pull the platform it's attached to very far, however, you can feel that pulling the chain enough trips a switch inside the platform, causing a rumble to go through the room.

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>>33433939
>A smaller platform rises from the lava. On it is a symbol of a sun and two buttons- one with a water drop on it, the other with a leaf

>3, 5, 7

>>33433948
Clearly we need Buddy and Osha to praise the sun.

>>33433948
Uh, press the droplet to make it rain?

>>33433948
Hoo boy, more puzzles. Push the water button, I guess.

>>33433954
Re. And have Osha press the Leaf button by using Razor Shell as a boomerang.

>>33433948
Fuck the puzzle and fly over there on pidove.

>>33434000
Don't play with your food

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>>33433967
>You push the water drop button, causing it to light up, but nothing much else happens here. Though, you think can hear a noise coming from somewhere...

>1, 5, 8

>>33434048
Clearly that did nothing, blame nibbles for wasting your time with the water button and press the leaf button.

>>33434048
Tell otter to go back and sit in the previous room so he can tell us if anything's changed.

>>33434048
Use fire blast on the sun.

>>33434058
re

>>33434058
Reroll

>>33434048
Press leaf, then sun, then water, then go back to the previous room

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>>33434075
>The sun is just a symbol. Attacking it does nothing.

>1, 4, 6

>>33434137
Do >>33434098

>>33434137
Rolling for >>33434058 and press water drop switch.

>>33434137
Press the Grass button, then the Water button and go back to the previous room

>>33434137
Press grass switch and go to the other room.

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>>33434171
>You press the leaf button, causing the water drop button to deselect and turn off, then head back to the previous room.

Great. Now we have to go back and press the water button again to (probably) disable the waterfall.

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>>33434234
>Back in the previous room, a beam of sunlight is now shining down upon the plot of soil. Looks like with the added sunlight, that oran berry you planted grew

>3, 7, 9

>>33434259
Harvest it. Then run back, press the water button, then run back.

>>33434259
The water button turns off the waterfall, go back and press it

>>33434270
This

>>33434270
Re but eat the entire berry bush. Leaves, branches, roots, everything.

>>33434270
Reroll

>>33434259
Cut it down and plant another for infinite oran berries.

>>33434279
re

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>>33434287
>You harvest 2 oren berries and plant one again to grow into a new bush.

we gotta TBC, so do the thing so I can sleep

>>33434337
Get another bush, then go back and press water button

>>33434337
do the thing so OP can sleep

>>33434337
>Oren
Is that intentional?
Go back and push the water button.

>>33434337
oh fug
2, 4, 8

>>33434366
re. OP need his sleep

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>>33434366
>>33434386
ehh dubs close enough


>You go back and switch the buttons to select water drop

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>>33434430
>Returning to the previous room, the sunbeam has redirected, refocused and increased in intensity, causing the waterfall to evaporate before reaching the bottom THIS IS SCIENCE
>The door behind the waterfall is finally revealed

TO BE CONTINUED

>>33434443
>Missing quads
Night OP

>>33434443
Suuuure OP, whatever you say. Night and thanks for the thread.

I still can't believe all this is under Risellan, I'd find it more believable if it turned out that we walked into a bizarro pocket dimension instead.

>>33434464
Clearly, OP was more in need of sleep than anyone originally thought. OP would never miss quads unless OP was sleepy.

>>33434470
What, do you not have lava pits and waterfalls under your town?

You can build some pretty crazy stuff when you have the resources for it

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All this talk of OP sleeping got me thinking.

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>>33434652

>>33434652
otter ass specifically? Nah