This is cancersteela, the scourge of OU. Say something nice to it.

I like her design and movepool a lot
one of my favourite pokemon overall

>>33430790
Hello Celesteela, I really like your Autotomize set

>>33430805
>her

>>33430790
You give me nightmares and erections.

>>33431324
Explain

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*uses Fire Blast*

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>>33431328

>>33430790
Go back to the moon please

>>33430790
big beast

>>33431320
>LITERALLY based on a princess

>>33430790
You're cancer.

Literally the nicest thing there is to say about it.

Heavy Slam does max damage on most Pokemon

>>33431690
Why the Gumshoos guns?

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>>33431690
>the mosquito man

She needs intimidate

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>>33431949
Bamboo rocket is far from something I'd call intimidating.

>>33431983
>Giant living metal rocket which would squish a man on accident like how a car hits a squirrel
>Not intimidating

lovely bamboo princess

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>>33430790
Fuck off Bamboo bitch

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>>33430790
Don't worry little lady! You're among good friends here in OU!

>>33432365
Celesteela doesn't get used on stall though.

>>33431690
>those "weapons"
What, we Ghostbusters up in this bitch, or something?

>>33432365
>any pokemon with good defensive stats is stall!

>>33430790
>it
No nice groudon

>>33431324
How the fuck does something as cute as Celesteela give you nightmares

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>>33432888
Maybe it is like that image of them in a forest at night, shooting down the trees

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>Uses toxic

>>33433119
>implying celesteela would stay in against a salazzle

>>33430790

I Want to rub your giant metal poles

>>33433119
>Toxic over Fire STAB
Corrosion is a great ability, but it kinda seems wasted on Salazzle. Her presence alone is enough to threaten most Steel types.

>>33433119
>using toxic
>against a steel type

>>33433433
>Salazzle

>>33433442
>running Corrosion
>running Toxic over Will-o-Wisp

>>33433172
>tfw salazzle is S rank in RU.
>even in RU they never use corrosion

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>>33432348
>OU
>Ho-oh
pick one anon

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>>33430790
>tfw it gets Synthesis and Stealth Rock, amongst other tutor moves in USM

>>33431649
>LITERALLY Gender is not stated.

>>33430790
Hi Landofag, nice scapegoat you got there.

>>33433665
it's a reference

>>33433795
Always wondered what would happen to the meta if Celesteela and Ferrothorn got synthesis

>>33434181
They might honestly get banned. Both are defensive pokemon that are A+ on the viability rankings without any reliable recovery, and they're already 2 of the best non Uber pokemon in Ubers. I wouldn't be suprised if they were banned, and at the very least OU S rank material.

>>33434181
Everyone would run fire types

>>33433795
They'd still lose a moveslot. So even with checks, they still get fucked.
Also, we'd see a rise in RestTalk Suicune thanks to Pressure.

>>33434779
With less checks

>>33434789

fewer

>>33434204
>Defensive Pokemon
>Getting banned without fucking with hazards.

>>33432392
No ,but both it and sableye can go on balance teams. Balance team sableye usually runs a calm mind set last time I checked

>>33431649
And so? A boy can identify as a princess.

Does anyone have the image comparing Celesteela to a toilet brush?

>>33434915
Fuck your cuck language.

>>33435010
Mega-Sableye isn't used on balance.
It's not ORAS anymore.

>>33434961
Lugia, Giratina-O, Deoxys-D, Aegislash to an extent.

>>33435023
neck your self

>>33435023
I identify you as a retard

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>>33431339

>>33430790
I don't play competitive but you were instantly one of my favorite Pokemon. Amazingly good design.

>>33430790

Im glad there are tanks that are still viable in OU.

>>33433499
>Recovery via Leech Seed and Leftovers
>Not using Toxic to counter the recovery rate.
Sure Will-O-Wisp cuts the attack in half, but it doesn't mean anything if it can recover.

>>33434915
Thanks Stannis

>>33433172
It's still nice to be able to hit toxic and know that something is definitely getting badly poisoned. M-Venusaur and Toxapex come to mind too

>>33435839
>you
AHAHAHA did u actually think it was the REAL celes-teela posting to make this thread?? oml HAHA its just an anon its not the REAL cele-steela eh

>>33430790
>him

>>33436504
Why aren't you just attacking the Celesteela with Salazzle?

>>33437161
t. celesteela

>>33435261
Box Legends
Deoxys-D Guaranteed hazards
Aegislash was both.

>>33439173
>Box Legends
Irrelevant to whether or not a pokemon gets banned. See Kyurem-Black

>>33439328
Kyurem Black is the exception that proves the rule.

>>33439334
Suicune then.

>>33439334
They aren't banned because they're box legends. They're banned because they would be fucking cancer in OU. Even the worse ones like Reshiram and Solgaleo would destroy the tier if unbanned.

Kyurem-B and Hoopa-U have stats equivalent to them, but they aren't cancer so they're solidly down in OU.

>>33430790
Magic Bounce :^)

>>33430790
>current year
>playing singles
>playing smogon

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>>33439452
>posts this when Celesteela is one of the best pokemon in VGC this year, notably having nearly twice the usage it gets in OU.

>>33439452
Yeah good thing she wasn't used in VGC either.

>>33439488
>>33439489
Celesteela isn't pure cancer in VGC though.

>>33439499
Neither is she in OU. OP's team is probably weak to it.

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>>33439499

>>33439499
Tell that to Celesteela stall mirrors

>>33439334
That doesn't mean what you think it does.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exception_that_proves_the_rule