/vp/ Creates the Pokedex!

#2 Ivysaur has a tendency to scatter its powder everywhere it walks. When it admires its trainer, it more diligently controls its flower's powder.

#2: Your mom suck at sucking dicks

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>>33424646
>richard bait thread

>>33424675
>making hypothetical, plausible conjectures for fun is richard bait
He can join in and make stuff up that sounds plausible if he wants, so long as he doesn't correct anons itt as it doesn't call for it.

That's a message for richard too 2bh

#3: Venusaur grow steadily larger in clean areas like rainforests and preserves. Given enough nutrients and light, its assumed that they could grow larger than redwoods.

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#151: Mew can't learn crabhammer and is also fat

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>>33424740
#4: Charizard efficiently converts its food into flammable oil and uses it to light the fire on its tail. If the fire is put out, it will suffer from oil buildup.

>>33424764
Why is she so fat

>>33424956
You know how some fat people don't look that fat from the front, right? The same principle applies here.

>>33424946
>Charizard

>>33424646
#119: Seaking

>Enthusiastic Seaking supporters praise their horns. Inferior fin fanatics also exist however.

>>33425019
Damnit.
>*Charmander

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>#168: Ariados has been known to attack prey from long ranges by shooting silk. However, it misses most of its shots.

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#800: Necrozma
This Pokemon seems to constantly disapprove of things. There are reports that it has burned down churches.

>>33424674
Hurr! Good one!

>>33425027
Hello fellow Hornbro

#306: a cool af bro who's always down to kick some ass for you, despite weaknesses

#13: The barb on Weedle's head secretes poison. Rumors have spread that a Weedle's barb can be used to make powerful medicine.

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>>33424699
I don't like making fanon information for Pokédex entries.

kind of silly, if you ask me.

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>>33424764
That's fanon information

>248: Legends say that a giant Tyranitar once rose from the ocean to save the world from an extra-terrestrial Hydreigon.

>666: The winds of life and air from above, smells of death. Angels sing of the end. Nothing you say and nothing you try, can change time. Human race prepares to die.

>>33425556
Time to see who robbed me of quads >>33425555

Jynx: The nigger Pokemon, it eats watermelon and drinks koolaid, it's also got some big dick sucking lips.

>670: 5 types of flowers, held by Floettes are considered sacred, for they hold the energy these Pokemon need for their attacks. Rumors are, that there existed a sixth type, before the Great War.

>>33424646
#474 It acts strangely and erratically after evolution. It is said to be a glitch and related to MISSINGNO.

>251: Its special ability gives British adults the ability to be a snide prick about Pokemon to people who use his site

>>33425539
This one is good, just needs a Larvesta and Aerodactyl