Give me a quick rundown on this guy, /vp/.

Snorlax can only rundown your opponents when using Pulverizing Pancake.

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you have a snorlaxchip inside you

>>33413911
Oh hey Snorlax is waking up slowly as each gen progresses! haha!

>>33413911
>quick
>run

these words need not be associated with snorlax

>>33413911
>King of Gen 1-2
>A real Monster until Gen 5
and most important thing
>3D MODELS WERE A FUCKING MISTAKE!

>>33413911
>Team Rocket bow to the Snorlax
>in contact with Ultra Beasts
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control Kanto with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Snorlangrad will be be the first city)
>Control the Kalos crown
>keep the metric system down
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Munchlax Babies
>Snorlax are said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian Elephant scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Snorlax
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Snorlabots inside you right now
>The Snorlax are in regular communication with the Archangels Giratina and Hoopa, forwarding the word of Arcrus to the Kantodox Church
>They learned fluent Kalosean in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Snorlax. There's no gold in Ft. Kanto, only Ft. Snorlax
>The Snorlax are millions of years old, from the space-time reference point of the base Pokemon.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Snorlax will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>33414090
Iron BUT FAIR fist.

>>33414093
>>33414090
Fuse the best parts of these two and we can probably make the perfect /vp/ version of the pasta

>>33413911
He's a pretty big guy

>>33414128
That, and add some specific references to the GSC meta.

>>33414019
>pancake

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>>33414128
I like this. How is it?

>>Team Rocket bow to the Snorlax
>>in contact with Ultra Beasts
>>rumoured to possess psychic typing
>>control Kanto with an iron(but fair) fist
>>blocks paths all over the world
>>direct descendants of the ancient Mew blood line
>>will bankroll the first regions on Mars (Snorlangrad will be be the first city)
>>own basically every .pkx editing program on Earth
>>first designer babies will be Munchlax Babies
>>Snorlax are said to have 3000+ IQ
>>ancient Indian Elephant scriptures tell of pokemon angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented healthy metas with them
>>These are the Snorlax
>>They own PokeRus R&D labs around the world
>>You likely have SnorlaRus inside you right now
>>The Snorlax are in regular communication with the Archangels Giratina and Hoopa, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Kantodox Church
>>They learned all fluent Human languages in under a week
>>All regions entrust their gold reserves with the Snorlax. There's no gold in Mt. Coronet, only Mt. Snorlax
>>The Snorlax are millions of years old, from the space-time reference point of the base Pokemon.
>>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Big Arceus Egg Bang to the end of the universe
>>The Snorlax will guide pokemon and humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

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>>33414350
I want to write one about Snorlax in the context of Gen 2 OU, but I don't know where to start.

>>33413911
Took him 17 years to stand up

>>33414415
>>33414415
I didn't like the idea of the pasta being mostly meta oriented, but I can still write a meta version for you if I can get creative enough. I'll post it if I get something decent.

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>>33414415
>Legendaries bow to the Snorlaxes
>In contact with Leftovers
>Rumored to run Belly Drum to counter Miltank
>Control gen2OU with an iron fist
>Direct cause of the SkarmBliss core.
>Will set up on your special attackers
>In the process of paralyzing your switch ins
>Own basically every single check in the tier
>Every team needs two Snorlax checks
>Said to have 99% usage
>Ancient Alph Ruins scriptures tell of a fat cursing creature dominating the meta
>That's Snorlax
>Has sets to deal with every single Pokemon in the tier
>You likely have a Snorlax in your Gen2 team right now
>Every team has to have Snorlax and Skarmory
>Snorlaxes are in regular communication with the Gen2 tier council forcing them to keep him in the tier.
>Discovered Rest Sleep Talk
>Made a battle last a week
>Tier Council allows them to centralize the meta around it
>Tier Council entrusts them with the balance of the tier
>Snorlax Meta is 18 years old from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality it has lasted for 300 years if you take into account all the time spent in battles by all 4 players in gen2OU.
>Snorlax will guide gen2OU into a new age of wisdom peace and love.

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>>33414090
>>33414093
>>33414350
first bogpost ive seen since like may

>>33414498
This is brilliant.