ITT: Discuss new ideas for evil teams

>>33403711
Bird Fucker Toby*

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>>33403711
>bird
>cucker
A very unfortunate typo, anon.

>Team Equal
>Their goal is to ban all Pokemon they deem to be too powerful in order to artificially level the playing field
>They will just keep banning things until there's only one useable Pokemon left

>Team Haxx
>They use a machine to generate artificial Pokemon in order to artificially level the playing field
>The Pokemon they create are soulless shells that know nothing but battle

>>33403886
>its another smogonhate thread

>>33403711
>"Howdy Pokémon Masters! Bird Fucker Toby here! Here's a list of my top 10 favorite cloacas!"

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>>33404718
>"Number 10. Decidueye.
Now I know you're thinking why is it so low on the list. Well that's because Decidueye has a very cold cloaca. Why? Because its dead. AndI also have this corpse fetish, so there's an alternative explanation."

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>>33404764
>Number 9. Unfeazant. Male and Female.
"Now, what's special about this species is that both have cloacas that are extra tight. Especially the females. Since most males choose to not mate with females for some reason. But this particular cloaca is on point."

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>>33404799
>Number 8. Hawlucha
"Now this is a birb that, I love just based on experience alone. Because back in my eariler Bird Fucker days. I remember wrestling with a Hawlucha. It bad big and string hands. And feeling those hands pin my my fleshly, human body to the ground was one of those arousing experiences in my life. At this time I had peek of it's cloacae and boy did it look nice. + 1, because it's in the human-like egg group so I can technically impregnate it."

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>>33404841
>Number 7. Togekiss.
"Well let's just say this. The happiest it will ever be is when it's on your dick."

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>>33404859
>Number 6. Oricorio.
I personally enjoy all forms. But the Pom-Pom style I had the most fun with. It's agile and smaller than its other counterparts. It's cloacae also acts like a mini vibrator, giving your benis tiny shocks here and there while discharging a light voltage, which gives it this vibration sensation."

>Team Ego
>Their goal is to steal and hoard whatever they want (Pokemon, property, money) without regard for others
>If they want to live somewhere, they will kick out the owner and live their until they find a better place
>Members always act really edgy in a comical way
>Team leader is based on Max Stirner

>Team Equity
>Made to combat Team Ego
>Wants to redistribute Pokemon "fairly"
>Has good intentions, but becomes tyrannical and oppressive
>Defeats Team Ego and becomes the main antagonists
>Takes Pokemon from their Trainers and gives them to people to don't even want Pokemon
>Members are militant and obedient to a fault
>Team leader is based on Lenin

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>>33404902
>Number 5. Mandibuzz.
"It's all in the Japanese name. The Japanese clearly knows what has the classic cloacae if names indicate anything."

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>>33404922
>Number 4. Lugia
"Have you ever had legendary pussy?"

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>>33404930
>Number 3. Bkaziken
"Tomboyish Muscle girls. I love 'em. But Blaziken takes it to the next level. I'd argue it has the tightest cloaca if all. Plus it's a fire type, so it's cloaca is naturally warm."

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>>33404959
>Number 2. Swanna
"The wettest cloaca of all. So it feels very nice. I cum in literally half the time compared to others. But there's one cloacae that's even better than the sloppy, wet goodness of a Swanna..."

>>33404977
>Number. 1 Pigedot
"If you didn't see this coming, than you're completely missing out on the best cloacae the universe has to offer. If you can't imagine how good this one feels, just take all of my previous descriptions and reasonings and mix them all together. That is how the cloacae of a Pidgeot feels. Literally Gods gift to man."

So, who will be the evil team in the coming Egypt region? Jews, Muslim terrorists, or evil archaeologists?

>>33403711
Humans that want to fuse with Pokemons, the main Evil Team Leaders dream is to fly and because of that he wants to fuse with a Legendary Flying Pokemon (based on Icarus), also add the new COOL MECHANIC POKEMON FUSION.

>>33405180
Vampires

>>33405180
indiana jones? as a villian?
fuck yeah. all my fucking fuck yeah.

>>33403711
>/VP/
Kill your'reself

>>33403711
>team real
>they want to migrate all worthy creatures into a virtual reality
>noah's ark, kill the old world

>team parsee
>they want to fight the injustices in the world
>actually no they don't, they want to use those injustices as justification for them to be selfish
>"if they get away with it, why can't we? go tell THEM before telling us we are wrong!"

>>33403711
>Team HB
>it's not a evil team it's just HB and wild hordes of his creations
>they want to take over all of gamefreak

>you pick Ballio, Roothoot or Canon Panther to fight against the fakemon money HB crisis :^)

>>33403711
>team cyber (or something less dumb)
>they modify pokemon with mechanical parts
>at first it just looks like they are giving prostetics to pokemon who need it
>but they are actually chopping off pokemons limbs and shit.

>>33405021
lmao

>>33403711
>Team Extinction
>Wants to eliminate all pokemon
>Sees them as a threat to humanity
>Does not use actual pokemon in battle
>Use's robots as a replacement
>Leader has personal vendetta cause Gyarados burned down his town

a bunch of crazy otherkin who want to turn all the humans into Pokemon because that's the way they think things should be but the true desire of one of the admins--not the boss himself, that would be too obvious--is just to turn every other human into Pokemon so they can stuff them all in Poke Balls as their slaves

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>>33405258

>>33405582
Team parsee is literally team plasma

>>33403711
>Youtubers
>ever
Go back there, underage.