/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33391753
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

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>>33391756
Magnezone: Well I just got off the phone with the mayor. He said he's pressing charges. Your bail is set to 250g.

Osha: (Thanks a lot, Ron.)

>What would you like to do? 2, 6, 8 decides

>>33391767
Cry

>>33391777
Reroll

>>33391767
Ask for a bar of soap. Give it to Osha

>>33391767
Make burning hot love with Osha to melt the steel bars

>>33391777
this

>>33391753
>Gengar in the corner
I don't get it.

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>>33391777
>Once again, this does little to help your situation

>1, 5, 7 next

>>33391834
There was a line of dialogue last chapter that explains it

>>33391836
Tell otter you will be his prison bitch and wink at him.

>>33391836
Punch the wall until it breaks

>>33391836
just pay the bail so we can get on with things

>>33391836
Down the shrinking potion and sneak through the bars. See if we can't hop onto Magnezone and whisper things into his head suggesting we go free.

>>33391869
Re

>>33391836
Call robocop over

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>>33391888
Magnezone: Yes, you have something you wish to say?

>2, 5, 9

>>33391928
Fire blast that bitch

>>33391928
blind him by holding hands with Osha and spraying cum into his only eye

>>33391928
pay the damn bail

>>33391928
Negotiate to pay 150g and a fire stone instead.

>>33391968
You know what, yes. Do this.

>>33391928
Maybe we could try to appeal in an effort to get a reduced punishment. But if the Magnezone doesn't budge, we should probably just pay the money and go, instead of causing any trouble.

>>33391928
Ask if there's any labor you can do to lower the bail.

>>33391968
Re

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>>33391972
>>33391968
>Osha attempts to employ his Bargaining skill

Osha: Listen, we're getting a little light on money lately, do you think you could just let us off with 150g and this brand new, unused fire stone?

Magnezone: The mayor was quite insistent on holding you here.

Osha: Aw come on, this is just our first offense after all.

Magnezone: We do have quite a handful of reports of assault, both physical and sexual in nature, against your team.

Osha: Uh... well, you know, Ron here is a... well a human...

Magnezone: A h-human... I don't want to have to deal with one of those in my cells! And I guess that would explain all those crimes. Fine, 150g and the fire stone. Then get out and don't cause any more trouble.

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>>33392031
>Free at last, free at last!
>What would you like to do next?
>0, 4, 6

>>33392048
Investigate that suspicious building in the alleyway across the bar

>>33392048
Go to a dungeon and train

>>33392048
Bet Osha you can fit that diglett up your ass

>>33392048
Dance to summon the plot

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>>33392060
>You dance your little piggy heart out in attempt to summon some sort of happening so you can do more adventuring.

Osha: Ron, I don't think that's doing anything

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>>33392130
???: Excuse me there! I saw your impressive dancing and goodness I just had to come over and say hi.

Osha: ...Sparkles?

???: Hm? No, you must be thinking of something else. I'm the Vice President of the tourism bureau back in my city, though my real job is a doctor. So, I suppose you could call me... VP M.D.! Anyway I came to this city after I heard about an amazing new invention created here in this city. Any ideas where that might be?

Osha: Uh... I guess Porygon? That's the only tech guy in the city I can think of.

VP M.D.: Ah, alright I'll check there. I hear this city is really hopping and exciting with lots of interesting events in the later hours, so I really want to get business out of the way first, you know. Well anyway, thanks!

>What a strange and annoying fellow. Well, 3, 6, 9 next

Is Osha a boy or a girl?

>>33392191
faggotter has delicious bepis

>>33392189
Lets head off to a dungeon and train to get gains.

>>33392198
This

>>33392189
Follow the doctor.

>>33392189
>>33392056
Reroll

>>33392189
Talk to the town and hopefully get more info on what Treeko is up to

>>33392191
Male. But if I recall correctly, it was ambiguous at the very beginning.

>>33392189
Let's follow him and check out the invention

>>33392213
This, but if we can't acces do this >>33392216

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>>33392216
>>33392222
>You ask around town a bit. A few pokemon say they've seen Treecko and his harem of bitches around, but nobody says they've seen any of them leaving the city lately.
After that, you decide to head to the TM shop

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>>33392310
Porygon: Hello, welcome.

Osha: Hi Porygon. We came by because some weirdo told us there was a cool new invention someone made and we though it might be you?

Porygon: Ah, not me no, but I can take you to the inventor. But before that, would you care to purchase any TMs or make use of our shop's facilities at all?

>1, 4, 7

>>33392345
Yeah, sure. Mystery Box Frustration and Sandstorm, and box the rest. Then check out his wares.

>>33392365
re

>>33392365
>>33392370
Re

>>33392379
re

>>33392365
re

>>33392365
reroll

>>33392365
re

>>33392365
Get pls

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>>33392365
>>33392370
>>33392379
>>33392385
>>33392389
>>33392399
>You pop in your Frustration and Sandstorm TMs and the mystery box returns: TM72: Volt Switch. The rest of the TMs you deposit.

Porygon: Our current wares:
TM15 Hyper Beam-100g
TM82 Dragontail - 75g
TM43 Flame Charge- 50g
TM39 Rock Tomb- 20g
TM83 Infestation- 75g

>3, 6, 7 next

>>33392441
Leave, we're poor as fuck and everything we can buy is shit.

>>33392447
re. head back to base

>>33392441
Let's at least buy Rock Tomb. Then ask Microsoft Sam to lead us to wherever he wanted to take us.

>>33392464
re

>>33392447
>>33392457
This

>>33392441
Seconding >>33392464

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>>33392476
>>33392464
Porygon: Thank you for your purchase. The pokemon you seek is beyond the door in the back there.

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>>33392542
Porygon2: Oh! More visitors... Porygon needs to stop inviting everyone in. I'm not much a fan of company...

VP M.D.: Well, go ahead and tell these guys about your machine there.

Porygon2: Well with my new technology here, I believe I will be able to reverse the fossilization process and revive ancient, long dead pokemon. I haven't been able to test it though, since I haven't been able to come across any fossils, and they're expensive to purchase.

VP M.D.: Aw I bet that'd be cool to see. Too bad we don't have any fossils.

>2, 6, 0 next

>>33392583
Tell porygon it has a nice ass

>>33392583
go inside the machine

>>33392583
Do the really obvious thing and give them the Helix fossil. But only if they praise it first.

>>33392583
Ignore the Helix fossil in the inventory and head out. Then throw the fossil away.

>>33392588
re

>>33392602
re

>>33392606
This

>>33392606
Reroll

>>33392602
re

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>>33392610
>>33392588
Porygon2: I... am not an organic being and don't have an ass, but thank you, I suppose.

>>33392611
>>33392602
Porygon2: Oh! You have a fossil? Would you perhaps be willing to let us try and revive it?

>You name your condition

VP M.D,: (Oh man, are we still doing that...?)

Osha: If it gets things moving, just do it.

Everyone: Praise helix...

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>>33392659

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>>33392665
Omanyte: I am... Helix?

VP M.D.: Whoa! Amazing! I bet this is something really special and new for everyone everywhere! Congrats on your machine, Porygon2

Porygon2: Ah, thank you. I am quite pleased it worked. You can uh, take the pokemon with you now. I am satisfied with the results.

>2, 5, 9 next

>>33392690
Shell fuck omanyte and welcome him/her into the party.

>>33392690
Bet Osha that Omanyte tastes better than seaking

>>33392690
Hold Omanyte up Lion King style and sing Praise Helix

>>33392690
I nominate to call it Omadai. Tell it that all its friends and family are long dead.

>>33392710
This, then bag Omanyte for his safety until we get back to the base.

>>33392690
Go inside the machine.

>>33392659
>VP M.D,: (Oh man, are we still doing that...?)
At least I'm not the only one.

>>33392702
This

>>33392717
this

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>>33392725
>>33392717
Porygon2: No, WAIT

Osha: Ron, no!

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>>33392774
Porygon2: OH GOD OH FUCK
VP M.D.: SWEET FUCK WHAT IS THAT
Porygon2: NOOOOOO

>>33392787
WHAT A SEXY BEAST

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>>33392787

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>>33392796
I love where this is going.

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>>33392796
Osha: You're luck Porygon2 figured out how to fix that... whatever that was. Dunno if we'll ever see that screen guy again, he seemed pretty weirded out. Looks like it's gotten pretty late. Maybe we should head home then?

>0, 4, 7

>>33392844
Ask that Brionne about the Seal of Approval. Brace yourself to be slapped.

>>33392844
Okay. Sure. Let's walk down the middle road towards home and pretend to ignore that towering Brionne.

>>33392855
This, but ask if she has a dick

>>33392893
This but ask to suck it

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>>33392855
Brionne: Hey there big boy, looking for a good time? Mm, I always love a big strapping otter.

Osha: Uh... no thanks...

>You inquire about the Seal of Approval

Brionne: Oh honey, it's the building right back there... if you're looking for some fun tonight, I'll be waiting for you ;)

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>>33392929
>Brionne disappears through the door down the alleyway

>2, 6. 8 next

>>33392929
Omanyte should not be looking at this with his young virgin eyes.

>>33392940
Send Osha and Ommy home, tell them you have some business to take care of like going to the bank or whatever and you'll meet them later. Then as soon as they're out of sight rush into the Seal of Approval

>>33392940
Go fuck the brionne

>>33392940
Seconding >>33392958

>>33392958
Reroll

Also I know rushing into the Seal is probably a trap, but it's not like Ron would do the intelligent thing anyway.

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>>33392958
Osha: Ron, I know we need to go into there, I'm not just gonna go home. Omanyte, you should head back to the guild though. It's probably not a great place for someone young like you.

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>>33393095
Omanyte: H-helix?

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>>33393102

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>>33393110
Osha: Oh jeez. Alright, what exactly are we supposed to be doing here then?

>2, 6, 8 next

>>33393117
Put Omanyte into your inventory. Protect his pure, virgin eyes. Also, go talk to the Spheal.

>>33393117
>several of my favourite pokemon are used for a stripclub
neat

>>33393117
Hop up onstage and start working one of the poles

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>>33393126
>You stow Omanyte away into your bag for the time being

Spheal: Hey boys, can I get you anything? There's a complimentary buffet over on your right. New batch of Seaking salad was just put out.

Osha: Um, gosh I have no idea what to ask. Have you by any chance seen a Cyndaquil, Mudkip, Snivy, or Turtwig around lately?

Spheal: ...
Spheal: No sugar, can't say that I have. Why, I don't think I've ever meet a Cyndaquil, Mudkip, Snivy OR a Treecko in my whole life, come to think of it. I'm just a small-time city Spheal!

>1, 3, 5 next

>>33393200
Tell blue otter to yaoi with orange otter

>>33393200
>"Say, are those silhouettes of Treecko's bitches in the windows?"

>>33393200
Tell OSHA to handle the situation and investigate around while we go sit down and enjoy the girls

>>33393210
This

>>33393210
roll

>>33393200
>Osha: Cyndaquil, Mudkip, Snivy, or Turtwig
>Spheal: Cyndaquil, Mudkip, Snivy OR a Treecko
Was this intentional?

>>33393200
Ask "What Treeko? We didn't ask about a Treeko".

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>>33393215
Wait, hang on. That second silhouette isn't Popplio, that's fucking Treecko with his hand up.

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>>33393221
Seel: Hey baby, looking for a dance?

>0, 3, 8

>>33393279
Ask for Brionne, also ask if she has a dick

>>33393279
Only if they have a dick so it's not gay

If they don't have a dick tell them "no way fag"

>>33393290
>>33393303
both

>>33393279
Chat with Chatot while eyeing the dancers

>>33393308
Seel: Brionne's on break right now, sweetie, but she'll be back soon. If you're looking for our male dancers, that's our tuesday nights. No dicks here tonight.

>2, 6, 9

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>>33393367

bye guys see you on Tuesday

>>33393367
Tear down treecko poster

>>33393367
Cum on treecko poster

>>33393367
Search the place, ask the customers if they know Treeko

>>33393390
re

>>33393374
That's fuckin' gay. Ask if she knows anything about a Cyndaquil, Mudkip, Snivy, or Turtwig.

>>33393367
check behind posters for switches

>>33393374
Talk to the big strapping otter. The orange one.

>>33393390
>>33393396
Do both

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>>33393399
>Hmm, not much to this place. There's a stage, DJ Chatot, couple posters on the wall, the buffet and a couple slot machines.

>You go around to the customers and ask if they know Treecko

Buizel: Who, the mayor, hes- hezzah gud guyyyyI guess?
>Buizel seems pretty drunk and fixated on Seel right now.

>The others give similar answers. Treecko is the mayor of the town after all, of course most pokemon in the city are going to know about him.

>1, 5, 7

>>33393459
>>33393408

>>33393459
talk to the strapping drunk otter

>>33393459
Yeah check the posters i guess

>>33393474
Re

>>33393459
Try to get the drunk Buizel to join us. He seems based.

>>33393474
this but ask him what he thinks of our otter

>>33393459
Ask the drunks where Treeko is. It's harder for drunks to lie

>>33393492
roll

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>>33393495
>>33393492
>>33393474
>Buizel is ignoring you. Looks like he doesn't want to talk right now.

>1, 4, 8

>>33393510
You know what we have to do. Give him the dick.

>>33393510
Good god, you fucking idiots. The posters have treecko and chicorita on them. Look. At. The. Posters.

>>33393532
Re

>>33393526
this

>>33393532
Roll

>>33393526
It's only right.

>>33393532
Rollan

>>33393532
Reroll

>>33393526
roll

>>33393526
>>33393532
Do both at the same time.
Tell him to count the green

>>33393526
What's the point of going to a strip club if we can't fuck someone?
>>33393532
Do this after

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>>33393558
>>33393532
>Hmph, a Treecko poster. What a horrible, unattractive thing to hang in a strip club.
>Oh? Hang on, there's something behind this poster...

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>>33393591
>There's a switch behind this poster!

???: Hold it right there!

>>33393600
>there was a literal switch behind the poster

I fucking love you.

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>>33393600
>a literal switch

>>33393600
A FUCKING SWITCH

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>>33393600
Brionne: So, you've found our secret stash, huh? And now you know we're in with Treecko, huh??

Osha: Uh, okay.

Brionne: Well we're not gonna let you get out of here alive!

TO BE CONTINUED

Thanks OP, good night
But why was there a French flag behind the poster?

>>33393615
It's a good thing we're next to this salad bar, because the first thing I'm rolling for next thread is to hurl leaves at the lot of them.
Night OP, and thanks as always.

>>33393615
Looks like A-Meowth likes that round Spheal booty.
And props for Chatot still DJing when shit is about to go down.
For the record, I knew there was more than one Trap.

>>33393615
should have come on Tuesday

>>33393615
Thanks for the run, OP!

>>33393604
>>33393607
>>33393611
If I had to pick one thing to say makes doing this worthwhile, it's seeing a joke I've really been looking forward to go over well <3

where is otter yaoi

Has there been any art made from these threads?

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>>33393913
There's been a few. I make some from time to time, but it's not easy when your primary job is to screencap the threads.

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>>33393913
Here's one that was made by none other than OP himself.

>>33393932
Has there been any actual lewds?

>>33394043
yes
but they are in a high security facility in Texas guarded by seven heavily armed rapist ninjas with huge dicks, all owned by OP for his personal enjoyment of otter booty
Tl;dr no, the otter is pure!! PURE!!

>>33394065
Don't make me draw shitty MSpaint lewds of the otter, anon.

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>>33394043
None yet. This is the lewdest it's got, I think.

>>33394083
Thanks for the idea anon
do it

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>>33394086
No, wait. This is.

>>33394092
Alright fag, time for 6 gorillian hours in MSpaint.

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>>33394092
You fags made me do this.
http://i.imgur.com/4Q8Q3r5.png

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>>33394346
I'm going to have to upload this to the screencap album and I'm not going to like it

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>>33394346