Perfection doesn't exi-

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Fuck off krisfag

>>33391464
-st

>>33362754

>>33391501
Probably somewhere around >>>/v/

Every day. Every day of his worthless, pathetic existence, he visits the same board to post the same shitty thread. Every single fucking day, he posts the same stale images of the same mediocre girl in quick succession. He does this for hours on end, behaving much like a machine in his undertaking of the same repetitive task, for reasons that none can entirely comprehend. He sits unmoving in his dark, filthy room, staring blankly into his computer's screen as he waits for the posting cooldown to expire. Breathing in his own rancid odor, he loads up another image, as he has done countless times before. His one testicle boils fiercely at the thought of posting the image, drenching his filthy underpants in sweat. The board has been polluted by this particular image many times before, but this is his thread, his sole reason to live, and he will do as he pleases. He licks his crusty lips in anticipation. His fat, greasy fingers tremble with barely contained excitement. 3... 2... 1... His tiny, malformed penis lets loose a few drips of diseased cum as he clicks Post. He closes his irritated, bloodshot eyes in bliss and moans loudly, filling the air with the putrid stench of his mouth. His purpose has been fulfilled once again. He opens his eyes as the thread updates. His cursor darts to Post a Reply. The ritual begins anew.

stop shitting up the catalog. contain your autism to one thread.

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>Perfection doesn't exi-

This phrase needs to be added to the instaban list, it causes nothing but trouble. Also...

>Not waiting a week for another one.

Jesus Christ...

it sure has been a week! krisfag proves yet again to be a cancer on /vp/

>>33393382
it's even worse, the other thread is still up, and you can tell this is krisfag's work because of the sparatic uploads after nobody bumps his thread, so this isn't a falseflag thread

>>33393419

Time to hop onto the IRC and spam the Feedback page again.

>doesn't even wait for the old thread to archive
why hasn't this faggot been banned yet? This is a clear violation of global rule 10

>>33393466

Mods are lazy bastards.

>>33393480
Hey, shut up, it takes a while to heat up 300 packs of delicious Hot Pockets™
This post is sponsored by Nestlé™.

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Haha wow

What's wrong with you all? I really enjoy every Kris thread, she's grown on me and is now one of my favorites. Keep em coming OP.

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>>33394403
Something wrong with that anon? Why don't you post the full thread which shows why I posted that. https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/32204041

>>33394417
Just report and ignore the tailsposter. He litterally never wins I have no idea why he's always trying to act like the internet police.

>>33394437
Nothing wrong with it at all, I just find it funny. You've grown so attached to a fictional character, an imaginary friend. Soon your interest will wane, maybe within the next couple years or sooner. And you'll move on with your life, as if this part of your life never happened. Unless you can say in 2 years you're still attached to his character.

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>>33394478
Oh yes and I'm Mickey Mouse. Fuck off Griffin.

>>33394489
I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

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>>33394518
fucking hell, how much can you post?

>>33394516
Is your interest already waning on her? Or do you think your attachment will last? Or would you like to be attached to this character for the rest of your life? Would you like to be the one knowing that you spent your life with this character, and on your deathbed you're old, alone and withering with only an image of her on a screen by your side?

>>33394537
hey i remember u

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>>33394537
Ok

>>33394539
>Is your interest already waning on her?
Nope, it's been well over a year and it's only grown stronger if anything. idk about the rest of your post life is long and constantly changing I'm not exactly thinking about my death right now.

>>33394548
shut up cunt nobody likes you except for horny boys who only care about your tits that you love to post here

>>33394560
wow just kill yourself already, you miserable faggot

>>33394573
its not always me posting them, ive only posted them myself like twice

>>33393325
>This phrase needs to be added to the instaban
Yeah.

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>>33394573
>>33394577
Rude dude.

>>33394579
i said shut up, you spiteful cunt. it's bitches like you the reason why i hate girls.

>>33394560
don't you """"ok"""" me you dumbass, i'm telling you to seek medical help. holy fuck.

>>33391486
Ok, this is the first piece of artwork I've seen that makes Kris look half way decent. Still worst girl.

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>>33394591
>>33394594
lol why did you delete your post? Did Library Chan scare you? If you hate woman then maybe you're the one that needs medical help.

>>33394600
It's because of her bust isn't it? Don't be so shallow anon.

>>33394591
but anon why are you so hateful? are u possibly pent up? i could help with that

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Thank you mods!

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>Mods delete righteous thread bomber's posts
>They don't delete this piece of shit thread that has been polluting the board every day

Retarded hotpockets.

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>>33394621
They still haven't dealt with the main problem, it seems...

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>>33394623
Griffin loses again XD I know how much you love emoticons so I made sure to reply to you with one :P

>>33394636
I want to drive an icepick through your greasy forehead.

Hey guys, what if we convinced /pol/ to use Kris as the new face of the alt-right movement ala Pepe?

>This thread

Holy shit, it's WFG's Sarah...

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>>33394654
>griffin is losing his mind after spending an hour posting porn only for it to get deleted that he now has to bring up his old boogeyman and spam the board with Kris threads
Get a grip dude and stop trying to act like the internet police. You're only bringing yourself frustration.

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>Hide all Krisfag threads
>Report all Krisfag threads
>Remember that Kris is worst girl

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So, uh, how about that time you said you'd keep these threads weekly?

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>>33397121
I tried that with the last thread but the tailsposter didn't like the day of the week I chose and decided to spam it when it was up for more than a day then someone tried keeping it alive by bumping it with shitposts after the image limit reached so I made this one so he would stop. Tailsposter spammed this thread too though so I've yet to have a proper thread. I'll go back to weekly when he stop posting his shitty porn and irrelevant pics he took from the catalog.

>>33397161
Honestly, I'll believe you. Just don't make another one for a week or so, though the shitposting in this one is pretty bad.
Oh, and say what day you're moving the thread to so that people don't complain too much. So long as you don't jump around days like you have with making this one.

>>33397161
I want it on record I didn't stop bumping the other thread because you shat this one out, but because I was asleep when it died.

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>>33397184
Fine, I'll make them on Tuesdays. I'll skip the upcoming one so the next one I make will be on the 5th. If that thread gets spammed as bad as the last two have I'm going back to making them whenever I want though.
>the shitposting in this one is pretty bad
You're right about that, it's best this thread stops right now.

>>33397210
So you admit to keeping it up for no reason then?

>>33397226
Did I ever deny it?

>>33397252
I guess not but why keep it up anyway?

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>>33397226
>If that thread gets spammed as bad as the last two have I'm going back to making them whenever I want though.
>I'm going back to making them whenever I want though.
And we're back to square one.

>>33397868
How does that put us back at square one? Just resist the urge to post your degenerate porn comic or gems and the problem is solved. You don't have to enter these threads you know.