When Pokemon is life

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Please evacuate.
Please.

>>33385689
Too late anon, they're stuck wherever they're at for the next 4 days at least.

>>33385689
bit late for that son

>>33385649
Are you the beins guy who made a hole in his wall because he got angry browsing /vp/ ?

>>33385689
>>33385743
>>33385753
OP here. . i'm in houston. won't need to evacuate. Corpus Christy and galveston had better have GTFO.

>>33385755
Nah this is the first time ever i post here.

Fill me in on this story please!

I fucking swear mew2 better not spawn lol

>>33385765
I'm from Corpus Christi, currently in North San Antonio, storm is currently calm
Which pokegirl should I jack off to before I die

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>>33385791
Like there should ever be any question....

>>33385689
Lord Rayquaza doing this?

>>33385765
Still, watch out for tornadoes and shit, anon. And say hi to Jim Cantore for me if ya see him! (he's the cool meteorologist from The Weather Channel; dude's a legend).

>>33385821

Sexy

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>>33385823
Nah.. it's mew two and he's pissed

I'll bet niantic will spawn mew two in texas after the storm passes

Stay in your containment general, shitdick.

>>33385826
spent last few hours securing the yard and making sure the cars were full of gas. We just had our roof re-done. here we go again!

i'm in SW houston so flooding isn't horrible where i am. it's horrid further up north houston.

in a bad storm downtown and north houston get paralized for 1 =2 days tops.. i 'm guessing with what we are going to get maybe 3 days tops maybe 4. the tornadoes is what are going to cause most of the power outages.

>>33385849
shut up and go back to jerking off in /mlp/

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you're fucked

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>>33385894
LOL .. time to head over to /pol/ ?

>>33385894
Thtat's aimed at people in corpus christy and galveston. i think it's going to head straight into san antonio then curve to houston

>>33385905
???

>>33385998
in responce to the whole write your name and SSN on your arm.

Relax, it'll be fine. We've got a capable, totally not-in-chaos federal government entirely focused on the hurricane, fully staffed emergency management agencies, and an experienced, competent leader who's completely engaged in addressing this storm, rather than merely using the hurricane as cover to drop embarrassing or controversial news. Everything is great. It's all great.

>>33386016
pol-tard: Hurricanes are really a cover up for Clint's Jynx-Squad to destroy everything and loot the True Unova Citizen.

Climate-changing pokemon aren't real, now excuse me while I worship this Muk I found trying to get away from here for some reason.

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>>33386016

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>>33385894
>CNN

>>33386040
>Muk
>not Politoed or Toxicroak
Look at this heretic! Look at him and laugh!

>>33385649
is OP dead?

>>33389005
Yes.

>>33385826
i think my mom has a crush on jim cantore