Prove to me that Kukui is the Masked Royal. Protip: You can't

Same facial hair? I suppose they could just go to the same barber shop, but it's certainly something you can't overlook.

>>33380555
He is not, he is actually the man inside the Incineroar fursuit.

>>33380555
Well I want to fuck and get fucked by both, so there's that

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>>33380555
Trips confirm

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is this what /vp/ has devolved to?

>>33380625
>implying the Kukui and Masked Royal being the same character meme hasn't existed since they were first announced

>>33380555
I don't know why I keep seeing this. They're completely different characters.
For one thing, The Masked Royal wears a mask, while Professor Kukui does not.

>>33380635
this

>>33380635
Don't forget that Kukui explicitly says that he and the Masked Royal are friends and not the same person IN THE FUCKING GAME. You'd think anybody capable of reading would realize they're different.

Proof aloof
Don't be a bidoof
For truth be told
I'm not quite sold

The Feebas a milotic
From an egg grow chick
Time passes forms change
Young, old, we rearrange.

Kukui a mystery
Who know, but only he?

Original Poem by Margie on Kukui's identity. I hope it clears up confusion! :)

>>33380555
here there is the masked royal battle listed on the profs bulbapedia page

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Professor_Kukui

>>33380717
>trusting bulbapedo
I bet you think mega Beedrill is electric/poison too

>>33380555
nice trips

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>>33380717
>3rd party source
I can say Chicken-Chan is Gladion, but that doesn't make it true.

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>>33380756
But Chicken-Chan is Gladion, anon

>>33380555
I dont get the humor behind this

Kukui is Masked Royal

/thread

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>>33380778
>/threading your own post

>>33380819
File name is not nice kiddo

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>>33380837
Why are you being rude to me now too?

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>>33380856
Why now am I "busted" I didn't get caught doing anything wrong. Now I am the bad guy for suggesting we be polite to other human beings.

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>>33380864

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>ywn sniff Kukuis and the Masked Royals sweaty body and clothes

>>33380872
anon, I promised myself I wasn't going to fap today...

>>33380868
Thanks. I'm glad someone is saying something kind. My friends say I need to be confident and stand up for myself and others. Even just saying "wow" gives me a little boost.

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>>33380878
>They will never practise their wrestling technices on you personally, your body touching theirs, feeling EVERYTHING...

>>33380883
Please, as a christian woman, please do not make me into being homosexual. It's untrue and offensive.

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>>33380889
n-no anon

>>33380902
>They breathe heaviliy, you feel the warm wet air hit your skin and hear their moaning

>>33380555
We truly are some bored souls.

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>>33380778
Allow me to compare this situation to mystery stories, anon. The concept of mysteries fits perfectly with the Masked Royal's identity

Edgar Allan Poe's "The Murders in the Rue Morgue" is one of Poe's best works. In my opinion, it is only rivaled by "The Tell-Tale Heart" for my favorite Poe work. In "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", the killer is much implied to be one of the many suspects in the story. The curveball comes in when the killer turns out to be a stray orangutan that broke out of the zoo. This is a perfect ending to the story, as it is unexpected. Similarly, if the Masked Royal isn't Kukui, then it would have a similar effect, being a well deserved surprise and a good ending.

"Death is a Lonely Business" by Ray Bradbury, on the other hand, is a shitty novel. In the novel, A. L. Shrank is a short, nihilistic librarian who smells bad, hates everyone, has a short temper, looks like the aforementioned Poe, and has had many failed businesses. It comes as no surprise when he turns out to be the killer. This is the worst possible ending to the novel, as it makes it all a monotonous and boring race to the end of the novel. There is no sense of suspense. Similarly, Kukui being the Masked Royal has the same effect. It's boring and too expected.

>>33380918
>You carefully observe their fully trained, handsome bodies, their sweat soaked clothing leaves little to imagination, in all kinds of crazy positions...

>>33380625
Sorry, are people not taking your pokeyman board seriously enough for you?

>>33380922
I'm a sucker for novels of mystery and whodunnit, poeanon. You have any more recommendations to give?

>>33381016
Not really, anon. I actually don't read many mystery novels. "Death is a Lonely Business" is the only one I can recall reading in recent memory. /lit/ may have ideas, though.

>>33380922
The criminal must be mentioned in the early part of the story, but must not be anyone whose thoughts the reader has been allowed to know.
All supernatural or preternatural agencies are ruled out as a matter of course.
Not more than one secret room or passage is allowable.
No hitherto undiscovered poisons may be used, nor any appliance which will need a long scientific explanation at the end.
No Chinaman must figure in the story.
No accident must ever help the detective, nor must he ever have an unaccountable intuition which proves to be right.
The detective himself must not commit the crime.
The detective is bound to declare any clues which he may discover.
The "sidekick" of the detective, the Watson, must not conceal from the reader any thoughts which pass through his mind: his intelligence must be slightly, but very slightly, below that of the average reader.
Twin brothers, and doubles generally, must not appear unless we have been duly prepared for them.

>>33380674
Margie. Shut up. God isn't real

Kukui isn't The Masked Royal, because I am.

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>>33381731
H-how

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>>33380555

>>33382020
>editing a mask into the picture
How low can you get

This is /vp/'s equivalent to /tv/'s "Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)".

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>the Straiton Trio are definitely the Shadow Triad
I'm still upset about that theory being "debunked". More like they flat out retconned it!

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>>33381109
>the sidekick is a super genius detective that spoonfeeds you every single mystery
Why does Danganronpa do this?