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>there are people who like Heatmor browsing this board RIGHT NOW
Really? How can you like such a bad Pokemon like that? It's fat, useless, ugly, it got a shit typing, no moves, and its cry sounds like it's dying. No wonder it always has that depressed look on its face, it's tired of living and being so useless in every single way.
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t. durant
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>>33378229
It's cute. You should ask yourself what kind of casual can hate a Pokemon so much they'd make a whiny thread on /vp/ over it.
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Why is every thread on /vp/ about hating stuff nowadays
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>>33378241
The funny thing is that durant is way better as a pokemon and would kick heatmor's ass
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>>33378277
Nihilego brain toxins.
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It's cute; the flame covered tongue is adorable, its pipe bracelets are doofy and its constant worried expression are very endearing qualities. The way it breathes through its tail and the predator-prey relationship it has with Durant help worldbuild. It cooking food is a treasure. Heatmor makes me smile.
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>>33378433
My main problem with him are those pipes on his crotch. They're just weird and make me uncomfortable.
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>>33378432
Is that why there's so much Necrozmaposting?
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>>33378480
>tfw Necrozmaposter was just trying to stop the toxin from spreading
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I love heatmor
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>>33378416
>HA truant
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At least it's got a signature move, Durantfag
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