>roommate is an owlfag and i'm a sealfag Guess I won't

Just start putting porn under his pillow, he'll switch sides eventually.

You can at least relate in the fact that you're both fags

>>33377152
You could always just fug him

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>>33377152
You know what you have to do.

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>>33377152
Or you could get along just fine

>>33377158
this and also gently jerk him off in his sleep while whispering "primarina, primarina"

>>33377161
This

>>33377152
You should stick it in him to assert your dominance.

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>>33377173
this
while also wearing pic related

>>33377152
>Being THIS autistic

>>33377152
Bring in a barafag and watch them fight for dominance.

>>33377229
I want that as decoration. I don't wanna fug it because its neat.

>>33377256
you want a fursuit for decoration?

>>33377256
There's also a life-size plush already.

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>>33377152
are you m or f

>>33377291
It doesn't matter. Fucking is always the correct answer.

>>33377252
How do I spot a barafag on campus?
>>33377256
>I don't wanna fug it
Sure you don't
>>33377291
M

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>>33377229
It looks like a fucking corpse

>>33377152
Kill him in his sleep. Please don't actually do this.

Unless he's me who has the mindset of "Primarina is one of the only five or six bad pokemon designs" you'll be fine

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>>33377308
COO!

so are you fucking yet

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>>33377229
>what, it not have a muscular dolphin onahole?!

what a waste

Sounds like you both need to fug to assert dominance.

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>>33377229
>Those soulless dead eyes

>>33377546
neat

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>>33377173

Sofa king gay, yet it gave me a minor erection. Stop it.

>>33377152
>i'm a sealfag
kys