How would you get out of thus situation if you were turtwig?

Give Croconaw the RKO.

>>33372150
poop in his mouth

>>33372150
nut in his mouth

>>33372150
Lose consciousness.

Use Absorb/Mega Drain/Giga Drain to sap the Croconaw's energy away so it can't keep a tight enough grip to restrain me - all while restoring the damage taken from the attack.

Turtwig should be fucking dead WTF?? Alligators have a biting capacity of almost 100 thousand pounds per cubic millimeter of biting power per bite

>>33372198
One of the benefits of a dome-shaped shell. Real tortoises can easily withstand that amount of pressure.

>>33372150
submit to Croconaw's every desire

>>33372219
I've seen an alligator bite through a turtle shell. Probly wasnt a tortoise.

>>33372150
Force myself down Croconaw's throat

>>33372150
Wriggle.
The grass against Crocanaw's teeth will hurt.

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How do you say "i have AIDs" in pokemon?

>grass vs water
>turtwig used vine whip!

Bullet Seed in his mouth

>>33372150

Evolve which dislocates his jaw in half.

>>33372198
Croconaw is a crocdile.

>>33372623
"Goodra is my favorite Pokemon"

>>33372150
In a box.