Showderp: Quality Writing Edition

first

SECOND FOR LUCK NEVER

hellfrog

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621317357

new team

Specsploud

Mimic chan (Medicham) @ Medichamite
Ability: Pure Power
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Acupressure
- Metronome
- Recover
- Mimic / Rest

firium z infernape

z-electric weedle

Scarf Celesteela

hoge

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621321411

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621321463

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621322403

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621323511

nothing can beat the cock

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621325113

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621326063

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621326723

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621327891

new champ

9-10

me or citizen hips

Cryagonal

roulette rock

(Mawile) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Play Rough
- Seismic Toss
- Toxic
- Pain Split

you can replace something with stealth rock if you love penises

>>33366172
warm ape penis (Infernape) @ Fightinium Z
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Close Combat
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge

rape fucking ape

z metronome wew

>>33366172
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621329911

dubs

>>33366208
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621331106

>>33366235
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621332275

>>33366253
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621333156

>>33366280
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621334002
le trick room

>>33366296
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621334803

>>33366320
new teamu

Keldeo @ Leftovers
Ability: Justified
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 Spe
Bold / Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Secret Sword
go timid if you want to outspeed smeargle and heatran

CRASHING THIS PLAN (Smeargle) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Mean Look
- Explosion
- Metronome
- Endure

shiny crabrawler

HOGE

SANIC (Linoone) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pickup
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Belly Drum
- Extreme Speed
- Shadow Claw
- Substitute

Hoopa-Unbound @ Choice Band
Ability: Magician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Hyperspace Fury

>>33366340
boom boom

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621336668
doggos

>>33366364
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621337595

>>33366383
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621339356

>>33366416
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621340205

>>33366423
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621341352

>>33366442
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621342446

>>33366471
new teamu

a quiver dancing wormadam of your choice

>>33366498
mega manetric

Garydos

>>33366498
pyukumuku

RAPE APE

george

>>33366498
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621344586

>>33366521
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621345108

>>33366532
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621346452

>>33366560
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621348956

>>33366598
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621349569

>>33366617
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621350578

>>33366636
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621351868

>>33366668
new champu

>>33366688
yvione ily

PICKLE RIIIIICK

>>33366695
me

Salamence @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 192 Def / 64 Spe
Impish Nature
- Defog
- Roost
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Claw

Metagross

Magearna Bait (Greninja) @ Groundium Z
Ability: Protean
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Dig
- Ice Beam
- Free Pick
- Work Up

Life Orb Arcanine

Chesnaught

ROULETTE ROCK (Gigalith) (M) @ Red Card
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def
Brave Nature
- Explosion

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621357637

who is champ here

>>33366747
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621360088

>>33366788
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621361062

>>33366804
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621362594

new team
less ou
more memes

stabless mega medicham

>>33366849
Snips

z tailwind superluck honchkrow

free pick

>>33366878
meme tree

choice band thousand arrows only zygarde

one more mon

D
O
G
A
R
S

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621368522

>>33366908
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621370275

>>33366925
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621371228

>>33366932
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621372334

>>33366945
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621373243

fucking room hiders

>>33366954
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621373243

elo hell

>>33366962
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621373939

fuck

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621375019

stal

>>33366979
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621376835

last one

new champ

guess i'll champ for sometime

chesnaught

>>33367082
bugchasette

Z-crystal Snorlax

Steely Dan

cheeky rat

a dragon with a steel move holding steelium z

Shittle Mac

>>33367090
post set you slut

>>33367113
Skarmory with weak armor guard swap
Everything else is free game.

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621383826

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621385510

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621387964

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621389451

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621391509

new champ
it's pretty dead here

dead hours?
return of the wu tang

gibe ou team

gardevoir

>gibe ou team

The most common OU mon with the most common item, EV spread, nature and moves.

uhhhhhhhh can i get a pokemon that has at least 3 B's in it's name? this is a sugg and i accept it thanks

something that is holding a poison barb and knows the move fling

Smergle with Explosion as its only move.

>>33367296

There are none.

>>33367292
alright im not sure how to work this one out so i'll just assume it's lando

magearna

>>33367311

http://www.smogon.com/stats/2017-07/moveset/

thunderdoge

>>33367316

>Lando was used 1.1 million times
>in a month

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>>33367316
this is too confusing, it says tauros on the top
i'm going to use lando!

>>33367288
Donger
>>33367291
>>33367292 (Rhyperior holding Berry Juice)
>>33367301
>>33367305
>>33367312
>>33367319
Dinkles

>>33367323
http://www.smogon.com/stats/2017-07/moveset/gen7ou-0.txt
looks like it's this

heh.....

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621398141

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621400275

1-1 :^)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621402084

new world hero, sorry

why did they nerf dicks in this gen fuck gf

real dead hourz
i'll champ for a bit

sunkern

miracle eye sigilyph

Mega Medicham

giga nigga

Shiinotic
Spore
Leech Seed
Substitute
Strength Sap
Illuminate

Electric Nigger (Electivire) (M) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Motor Drive
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Thief
- Ice Punch
- Earthquake
- Thunderbolt

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621413472

>>33367485
An old man who played knick knack on his thumb
>>33367488
>>33367491
>>33367492
>>33367517
>>33367519
>>33367534
The british policeman who wacked him with a knick knack then gave a dog a bone.

I never lose
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621417102

miracle eye OP
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621419687

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well?

>>33367641
your mom is god tier

>>33367641
i dont know 78% of these people

>>33367641
0beat and lister cute tier
mami god tier

dont know anyone else

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621422180

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For the guy who wanted to see my pussy

>>33367641
>still calling it early 2017

>>33367748
Why is your pussy purple?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621432914

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Who team /minion/ here?

new minions

Noctowl @ Leftovers
Ability: Keen Eye
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psycho Shift
- Defog
- Night Shade
- Roost

>>33367866
scarf zoroark

billy the squid

A Muk named POOP :) :) :)

>>33367866
any small yellow mon

Squid Party (Malamar) (M) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Happy Hour
- Superpower
- Knock Off
- Psycho Cut

specs mankey

>>33367866
Illumination studios
>>33367868
>>33367872
>>33367874
>>33367879
>>33367881 (Rhyperior)
>>33367882
Despicable Me 4 through 17.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621438193

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621441198

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621443983

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621445440

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621448205

MODS ARE ASLEEP

POST SQUIDS

>>33368093
SQUIDS

fucking owned
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621450028

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>>33368093
kay

im slep

Science Dog: woof

Safety Dance

may i

CHESFUCKMYSHITUP

the pokemon u think most looks like testicles
nickname i "i like testicles"
haha

Z-Hypnosis Xurkitree

Tentacruel

cone at me

any harvest meme

alomomola

ditto with imposter named stop impersonating mami what's the point

>>33368402
slowpoke named current champ

>come to showderp
>they fell for a mami copycat once again
memes

Science Dog: woof

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621476022

w8 no, its really me!

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621479070

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621483648

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621484855

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621486443

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621486715

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OK
NEW CHAMP

me or RATON

electric terrain a-raichu

Misdreavus
-Curse
-pain split
-Thunder wave
-protect

drifblim

assvest alolan Golem

raton

Unfezant

rotom w

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621495031

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621501048

all abord SS-Titanic: the elo
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621506489

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621508873

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621510954

new memes

STOP THROWING (Salamence) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Outrage

for me? it's banded throh

hoge

Landorus-T but without stab

band ninjask or specs yanmega

>>33369042
meganium

>>33369042
sitrus berry charizard

uhhhhhhhhhh rhyperior

>>33369050
>>33369051
combine these

>>33369056
>>33369078

combine these as well

Science Dog: woof

>>33369078
>>33369081
combine these

>>33369078
Also make it be a Rhyperior

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bark bark am a neoderp

>>33369078
>>33369081
>>33369085
combine these pls

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621517212

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Literally how do people play this much and stay this bad?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621518613

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>>33369114
merely losing on purpose

>>33369132
>I lose on purpose when I see pokemon worse than the ones im using
nani?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621526818

>>33369132
what a lying shit, champ didnt have any ous

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621528798

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621530104

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621532229

not this freee QQ
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621532558

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621537217

new ag dickings

DICKS

eject button golisopod

honedge named after the worst user

me or mighty action x% if ag

specs weedle (Volcarona) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fiery Dance
- Bug Buzz
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Giga Drain

blood totem

donnel onix

anything with gravity

DOMO OPPONENT

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-621542591

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-621546513

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best encore battle, watch the DICKS http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7anythinggoes-621547712

New champ!

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>rejoicing screengrabs
what a joke

i need 6 (six) comfortable pokemon to stay inside with some warm cocoa as we wait out the storm

ok ill pilot this ship

Armaldo with rapid spin and stealth rocks

trubbish

A HORRIBLE NIGHT (Trevenant) @ Grassium Z
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Forest's Curse
- Poison Jab
- Horn Leech
- Shadow Claw
this will sweep

specs weedle (Volcarona) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fiery Dance
- Bug Buzz
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Giga Drain

snorunt

DOMO OPPONENT

>>33369532
your fav comfy mon

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621554802
yes

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621557373

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621559172

>>33369533
hey its ur turn now new guy lol

me

haunter or machoke

>>33369542

a flying/steel type

Mudbray

cade

bewear

specs graveler

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621566589

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621569289

new dude

uhh me

Alolan vulpix

Gogoat @ Normalium Z
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Bulk Up
- Leaf Blade

im accelerating

DOMO OPPONENT

dragon dance/dragon claw/fire blast/zen headbutt psychium z moxie salamence

>>33369542

>>33369799
Z-Sleep Talk boosts crit ratio by 2 stages while selecting a corresponding Z-Move at random.

here we go again

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621577122

RUSE LAMP

>>33369864
idiot

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621582996
this team looks Fun

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621586155

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621588900

ok new team

Poliwhirl

>>33370041
pupper roach

DOMO OPPONENT

>>33369799
This again

dragon dance latios with z steel wing named crashing this plane

>>33369538

loreal arora with regular duggy

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621593415

ok using real team this time sorry
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621595579

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621598625

>opp's mon has cuck in the name
>make fun of him when you bunch of autists unironically say cuck every other game

Now I know to never come back to this shithole

ok new guy

Me!
Or Mew

>>33370193
mew with only water moves

>>33370185
napfight shut the fuck up you raging cuck go back to your lady that castrated you

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>>33370185
>waaaahhh people on the internet dare to not have the same opinion from each other this is hipocrisy HIPOCRISY abloobloobloo

warm ape balls (Infernape) @ Charcoal
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Work Up
- Fire Blast
- Flare Blitz
- Flame Charge

>>33370193
araquanid with only water moves

>>33370185
>napfight is this much of a cuck

>>33370193
PSSSSSH (Bisharp) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Pursuit
- Thief
- Metal Burst
- Sucker Punch

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loreal arora with regular duggy

>>33370193
emboar with only water moves

>>33370185
KEK LORD
LMAO

>>33370215
so only scald ?

>>33370222
hp water

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>>33370212
Other than regular dugtrio, what's this?

>>33370227
oh nice two whole moves

>>33370229
Masuda

>>33370229
loreal arora search dogars for it

>>33370196
>no crabhammer
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING MEME

Come!
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621606518

>>33370254
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621610051

>>33370312
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-621613004

I'm gonna need a new team!

raichu-mega

a qt voltorb

Something with Trick holding a Master ball

ROULETTE ROCK

shiny crabrawler

domo opponent

thieving shroom (Breloom) @ Darkinium Z
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Snatch
- Bullet Seed
- Force Palm
- Swords Dance

you can change the attacks if you please

>>33370405
>>33370406
>>33370408
>>33370409
>>33370410
>>33370411
here you go champ! good luck and have fun!

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>>33370452
>>33370452
>>33370452
>>33370452
>>33370452