Theory time: Guzma and Kahili have both the same battle pose

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>>33363126
nearly every theory thread on /vp/ is retarded and this is no exception
leave immediately

>>33363126
Not the worst theory

>>33363126
Actually, this kind of makes sense. Guzma's Bug-type focus is also weak against Kahili's Flying type. I'm thinking there might be some ground to this theory and it'd certainly help expand upon both characters.

>>33363126
That's actually somewhat interesting. I don't believe it means anything, but it isn't a completely terrible theory.

>>33363152
And they both seem to have the same age as Kukui...

>>33363158
Not Op but Flying beats Bug

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>>33363126
I only just noticed Kahili's golf club has the same shades as Toucannon's beak

>>33363137
You alright, bud? You wanna talk about it?

>>33363163
And there are some hints that say Kukui was a friend of both

>>33363137
>Nearly every theory thread on /vp/ is retarded
True.
>And this is no exception
False.
>Leave immediately
no u

>>33363126
I'm pretty sure it's well-established that Guzma turned to crime because of his failure to become a trial captain made him disillusioned with the system, and I guess the trophies represent other failures

Not sure the evidence that it's specifically Kahili is that convincing though.

>>33363219
He could have lost in both Pokemon and Golf Tournaments

>>33363176
if she is themed by toucannon, what type and color are her panties? black, white, in shades or ?

>>33363904

Do you see Toucannon wearing any panties, anon? T-That's right.

>>33363904
Nopan

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>>33363126
Guzma is just a slav.

>>33363126

>guzma's dad is an office dweeb that tries to suck up to his boss, kahili's dad, by going golfing with him
>he always lost because he isn't a richfag with no job that just golfs all day
>comes home and beats the shit out of guzma
>one day guzma has enough and runs away to do his island challenge
>fails to become a trial captain so he just turns to crime
>meanwhile kahili breezes through the challenge by virtue of both being naturally competitive and being brought up in a supportive household, travels abroad continuing her adventures

Guzma...had a hard life ;_;

can someone explain to me why so many people wanna fuck guzma
he's just some ugly thug i don't fucking understand

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>>33364502

Wanting to fuck dudes is gay, anon.

Go buy a set of clubs so you can spend time with Kahili

>>33363174
I think there is surely a hidden egg there

They probably used to fuck but she left him cuz he sucked at golf.

>>33363126
>the same battle pose
They really don't. But the rest of this theory is pretty solid.

>>33364489
Yankee-suwari is the term for this pose in Japanese

>>33364502
He comes off as a troubled bad boy who with some 'tender love' could change his ways

>>33364544
They still the only two characters that do something else than standing

>>33364489
Guzma is clearly a Western Spy. Heels aren't on the ground. The skull grunts, however are true Slavs.

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>>33364495

I think originally, Kahili was meant to be a Trial Captian in the Hano Golf Course that was cut for time
Maybe Kahili was chosen over Guzma and that's what finally drove him over the edge

>>33363137
damn dude calm down, it's just a bit of discussion.
>4chan
oh right. we should simply image dump all day and """"discuss""" how we wanna bang drawings and pixels/polygons all day.

>>33363126
I'd buy it.

>>33363163
Hello, Frenchfriend!

In English, we say "be the same age" instead of "have the same age." You ARE an age, rather than HAVING so many years.

Would be kinda cool to see that more developed- maybe Kahili has a crush on Guzma and feels guilty for beating him in Pokemon and golf. Maybe she likes the fact he cares so much about that hes passionate about and helps in USUM to help him redeem himself. But that would mean the writers gave a shit again to give more than one or two characters in a game a nice seeable growth and development

>>33364495
>Kukui and Hala constantly tell him out on his failures if he gets cocky with them
>Plumeria isn't old enough and just sees him as her boss and so does the rest of his team of social rejects
>Lusamine abused his trust making him into her personal minion
>Beating him constantly puts him into a angered state, pulling out his hair and wondering what he's doing wrong
>His mom is absolutely oblivious to the abuse of Guzmas father and completely ignores the fact that Guzma ran away to found a criminal organization
>Only home he feels safe in is a cursed town plagued by rain and demolished by his organization
No wonder he has anger issues. Sure he might be a cocky asshole but really he got made into one. And even after all of this he's still just a punching bag for others.

>>33363137
At least it makes better sense than the "daddy hit me with a golf club" theory. I like this one a lot better.

>>33363126
i thought it was supposed to be in relation to ilima
while ilima's the goody two shoes who has all gold trophies that he tends to regularly, guzma's the bad boy, and only has bronzes and a silver that he neglects

>>33363137
here's a theory: suck my cock

>>33364502
Unless you're a straight guy or a lazbo, you wouldn't understand.

>>33364921
I'd ship it

>>33364839
wrong, not french

>>33365488
Then use proper English

>>33364839
>all the people sucking at english are french
Listen, I know we suck hard with foreign languages but not all frenchies are like that. Anyway, not the Anon you replied to but you're doing a great job explaining the mistake made, so please continue this way.
p-pls no bulli

>>33365566
I have a real life question but really how is it not thinking? That if a person cannot type with grammar that they are French?? And seriously French is really cool and is not an insult so try again harder next time retarded mozerella moron!!

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>>33364232
>Alola Red in that pose

>>33366121
Because french is one of the languages that says you have X years as opposed to you are X years, and is widely spoken?

>>33366184
Spanish does it too

>>33366097
Thank you. Didn't mean it as an insult. I knew >>33366184, so I figured the poster was French as I've seen more non-native English speakers here claim they're French than any other.

>>33363126
>he having an agresive fathe

This meme again

>>33366184
All Roman based englishes do this though koopa crap!

>>33363137
You can't talk about exceptions with a rule self-defined as not covering every case. An exception is something that goes against the rule.

If only "nearly every" theory is retarded, then some aren't, then OP's theory not being retarded isn't an exception as it fits in the rule. An exception is something that goes against the rule.

tl;dr: Force your Palm around your neck and Shadow Sneak your way into the next life.