>Literally my mom's god

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>>33360505
Good, your mother is no heretic.

>>33360505
Arceus isn't a God. God = male Deity.
It's a deity.

>>33360539
Richard fuck off

>>33360505
I wish Gamefreak would delete all of the gen 4 box legends
they're all fucking shit

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>>33360505
>Literally my mom's tits
Like what the fuck, GF?

>>33360554
No, that's a penis.

>>33360547
Delete urself

>>33360566
No. It's a weather Pokémon that was created by Humans.

>>33360566
then that's a really swollen shaft.

>>33360570
You're right, Arceus isn't a box legend. Delete it and the rest of Sinnoh's utterly shit-tier legends too.

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>>33360580

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>>33360580
Reminder:

>>33360505
I want to drink Arceus' divine cum.

>>33360580
>Giratina
>Regigigas
>shit-tier
(You)

>>33360611
Same, I imagine it'd taste pretty heavenly

>>33360611
Is no pokemon sacred

>>33360629
of course not, silly

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>>33360609
>1
>2
>4
>11

Disgusting. Fucking Japan

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>>33360611
>>33360621

>>33360647
I will not stop until I drink every 'mons cum.

>>33360609
2,5,8,12 are only good ones

>>33360647
Dialga's too

>>33360609
Stop being retarded, that poll was created with the intention that the winner would have an event distributed. Why else do you think shit like Arceus, Mew, Meloetta, and Genesect are so high up?
>>33360618
You're right anon, they're in okay-tier.

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>>33360658
DELET THIS!

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>>33360662
Oooohhh...

....wait, they wanted a fucking PIKACHU to be distributed??? Aren't there enough of them?

>>33360721
Palkia probably has the biggest loads, being a water type, would/10

>>33360723
Well there's obviously some popularity spill-over hence why Greninja won but a chunk of the top mons were event-only mons that people really wanted.

>>33360611
Arceus gender is unknown.

>>33360725
But what about Giratina?

>>33360877
Giratine has no cum, its balls were cut off

>>33360654
You know you have to drink male Primarinas, Incineroars and Crabominables too, r-right?

>>33360890
Yes

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Literally my mom.

>>33360877
thick ectoplasm

>>33360877
Giratina is a cute girl!

>>33360890
What's the problem here, Anon?

>>33360539
God isn't exclusively used to refer to male deities. Don't try and apply your autism into other areas where you don't know what you're doing.

>>33360554
>>33360566

Shit... I've seen the tits and the balls but never noticed the lil hair thing on its head looks like jizz shooting out and the swollen shaft is like an animated pumping motion thanks a lot anon now it's just literally my moms penis when he was my favorite t.

>>33360725
So what about water type arceus, then? That's PURE water, baby!

>>33360914
t. CWC

>>33361071
I'd receive his watery Judgement

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>>33360611
DELET THIS

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>this thread

>>33360505
You mean;
>Literally my mom's deist god

>>33360547
Fuck off, retard. Take your autism pills and OD.

>>33360914
kek

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>>33361031
Arceus is reference as deity instead of God. God is term used for Male deity, while Goddess is term used for Female Deity.

>>33364566
I never disputed that Arceus is referred to as a deity instead of a God. However, the term "God" isn't exclusively used to refer to male Gods. It can refer to male, female, genderless, objects, idols, animals, etc.

>>33360611
Well, you're in luck because you just have to go up to them with the intention to do so and they'll be powerless to do anything but oblige you, according to every fic I've read. Arceus is a joke and never gets any good endings, often dies.

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>>33360927

>>33360609
how is melotta that popular? she's like the most unremarkable mythical pokemon.

>>33366080
Hard to get event mon. The winner of that poll got a distribution event so popularity and rarity overlapped.

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>>33360927

>>33360505
Your moms god is this dick. she bows to it every night...