Favorite Pokemon Darkest secret

Ursaring
my first cousin and I have been fucking since I was 15 and she was 13. I am now 26.

My boi Hawlucha

I cheated on my wife MANY times

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Lanturn
I lie to everyone I know for fun
>>33356226
Niceee

>>33356201
Metagross
Can't tell, it is too dark, even for vp

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Raichu

Deep down, I'm afraid of my own potential.

>>33356242
Cmooon anon

LANA PLEASE BE MY WIFE!!

>>33356201
Flygon
I've come up with ways to fuck every single pokemon, all of them, even objectmons.

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Shuckle
One time while staying at a hotel I masturbated with my family in the room three times. It was late at night and everyone was asleep, my mom and dad in a bed across and my brother next to me. I don't know how I did it three times as it was only in a five hour span but I did. However I didn't even say the worst part

This was only about two months ago.

>>33356303
I did it in the same bed as my mother every night for a week when I was at a cottage a few years ago

>>33356275
Why bother? Are you so desperate to distract yourself from the fact that your bro doesn't have mega?

>>33356201
Walrein.
I'm gay

>>33356328
Out of the closet?

>>33356303
If that's your darkest secret, you're incredibly pure.

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>>33356201
meowth

ive molested and forced myself on a crossdresser in an empty train and he ran off crying and i didnt feel bad just horny

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Salamence

I'm talking to a really cute girl and want it to go well. She seems to like me too, surprisingly.

>>33356339
Anon I dont think you know what dark means, see below
>>33356338
Damn dawg wtf

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>>33356201
Shinx
My first kiss was with my cousin back on 2000 when I was only 6 and she was 8, she took me to my Grandma's room and then kissed me with passion and love. She told me that she was "practicing" with me.

>>33356325
exactly that reason,and for the record, he's the first that I figured it out with.

>>33356349
Who doesnt commit casual incest anon, should have gone for home plate

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>>33356334
Well actually I have more.

I have masturbated in public. My mom left me in the car and I got bored and went in the back to mastubate.

I masturbated on my uncle's couch on Chrismas Eve, probably was seen.

When I was a kid I developed a vore fetish. I would watch shitty vore animations on youtube for hours. It actually was how I ultimately discovered masturbation.

I guess nothing that bad for 4chan. I'm just your typical lonely virgin. I am weirdly one of the few non furfags here.

>>33356391
>I am weirdly one of the few non furfags here.
Now THAT'S a dark secret.

>>33356240
There's nothing better than Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner where everyone is all talking and nobody suspects you're ravaging your cousin right after

>>33356391
Ive done the same, Jerked it on my grandmas couch while everyone was eating

>>33356409
Im jealous bro, howd you hook that shit

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>>33356391
Wait fuck. I forgot to say I'm not into vore anymore, that shit just doesn't do it for me now.

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Scraggy

I used to grope chicks in high school inside of packed hallways

>>33356437
would u grope me anon?

>>33356447
Are you a bot or a girl

>>33356417
To make a long story short, she walked into the room we were sharing at grandparents house for summer vacation without thinking i was there, half in a towel

Got one look at her plump tits and that was all i needed
She was embarassed and screamed at me and i panicked and told her not to be upset because her tits were amazing
that's where it started.

Mareep!

i'm a relatively popular youtuber who can't get enough of having very hot Pokemon RP with dudes on omegle.

>>33356464
Nice
>>33356475
Hint

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>>33356201
Me and my friend once bragged about how big our dads cocks were we're still friends to this day

>>33356480
>hint
Sorry bro, I need that sweet YT cash and can't afford to ruin my career

maybe i'll catch you on Omegle ;)

>>33356459
well im certainly not a bot, and ive posted my tits before and im sure someone has them

>>33356475
ttar tube? tamashii?

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Empoleon

I have terrible, terrible, terrible anxiety issues, both in real life and online. As such, I only have two friends, but even both of them are only online friends. It doesn't help that I flip-flop my thoughts on how I feel about people as a whole. Some days, I get really lonely and wish I wasn't this scared of going out, and other days I just can't stand how stupid people can be and how rowdy they have become over the years.

There's more dark secrets than just this, but this one is the first that comes to mind.

>tfw nothing darker than wanting to fuck pokemon

>>33356502
Why can't you just post them again :(

>>33356505
Anon I know how you feel, Im the same

>>33356502
not going to tell you who I am. Like I said earlier, I need my YT money. Plus, it's more mysterious, more erotic this way. Wouldn't you agree?

>>33356537
Are you black or white

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Heracross
the doctor's say I need to get a breast reduction or I will have severe back pain within the next few years. I want to keep them because people like big tits and I can't get enough of teasing with them.

>>33356338
I want to nut in you while crossdressing in a train

>>33356560
Anon do it, itll be better off for your health, besides as a man I man tell you all boobs are great no mattter the size

>>33356560
A friend of mine had one of those a few years back. Her tits still look great though.

>>33356560
Just work out you lazy asshole

>>33356604
Anon its a girl you idiot

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Deoxys
I want big/fat/busty/muscular women to peg me

>>33356520
because b& reasons unless someone wants to do it themselves

>>33356537
not really if i knew who u were i could hit u up more

>>33356563
well that sounds fun!

>>33356615
i could do that for u anon

>>33356604
nah, i like being chubby. Plus the pain isn't a big deal to me. I do it for the big tit lovers everywhere

>>33356655
hey if i post mine u post urs?

>>33356655
Well, let's see your ass then. I don't care about titties.

>>33356683
You too, ass or gtfo. And there better be cute panties or I'm calling your mom.

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>>33356684
>>33356697

>>33356354
But I was just 6 Anon, 6! I didn't even know that you can fall in love with a member of your family.

>>33356715
Well go htu now anon

>>33356501
Hoodlumscrafty

>>33356654
you wouldnt be interested in some poketuber girl, library-chan

>>33356654
fun and delicious!

>>33356502
>ive posted my tits
Are you the one that uses glasses?

>>33356683
Deal
Give me a sec

>>33356729
oh on the contrary ive deeply considred cunnilingus and scissoring with other girls i just have a crossdress fetish for boys

it just all depends if u like a sopping wet pussy or not

>darkest secret thread about to take a lewd turn again

fuck yea

>>33356748
Who doesnt like a drenched pussy

>>33356654
sure

>>33356738
i do wear glasses

POST TITS HOLY SHIT

>>33356774
Boy or girl?

I WAS gonna post a darkest secret and fave mon but I'll wait for the, uh, goods instead.

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>>33356774
I regret

>>33356729
here, if u wanna talk privately my email is [email protected]

and i promise to keep things confidential

>>33356776
... boy

>>33356799
Well good luck anon in the search for bears

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I think these thread should just fuck off to /soc/.

>>33356201
>the state of this thread
i don't want this desu

>>33356795
Eureka

>>33356795
Those are some Grade A tits

>>33356795
nigga u dum

well this thread is fucked

>>33356811
Honestly great reaction image, poor opinion

>>33356795
well i was just gonna imgur link mine

http://imgur.com/jtN8lsM

>>33356763
Then I think I know who you are...
I'll post the pic on /r/ and you'll confirm it.

>>33356798
i'll consider it :)

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>>33356201
Lucario

I'm proud of my power

suicune

library-chan is a brat

>>33356822
Are attentionwhore tits really that much more attractive to you when you see them being posted on a blue board?

>>33356824
More naughty my way :P
very lovely tits, pretty pink nips that are jusy dying to be bitten

>>33356824
i want you to peg me now

>>33356844
Anon are you gay?

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>>33356447
n-no thanks

>>33356821
That's the reason why this type of thread exists, Anon.

>>33356830
ill be waiting~

>>33356847
would u bite them?

>>33356859
in due time

>>33356870
Who wouldnt wanna give them a nibble

But where are the butts?

>>33356249
Said no one with high potential ever.

>>33356880
Butts are needed

>>33356870
oh, absolutley library-chan. I'd suck them so tenderly and nibble away at them all night. buuut only if you showed mine some love too

>>33356816
Thank you, love~

This thread was derailed quickly.
That said, meh, why not.
Scyther.
When I was like 9 I'd try to flash passing trains behind the house from the upstairs window. I'm pretty much over the show-off aspect of nudity now, but still wish I didn't have to wear clothes sometimes. And no, I won't be visiting some resort just to take off my pants.

>>33356900
Nudism anon

>>33356795
Missed the post so I had to go back and check the archive, but good DAMN those are amazing

I wanna push them together and shove my face between them

>>33356560
Anon, please do it. I know family members who had that and even after the surgery they were d cups.

>>33356917
i would very much enjoy that, anon

>>33356874
thanks

>>33356898
id suckle urs and play with ur piercings with my tongue

>>33356655
Fat girl tits don't count. Sorry, anon.

>>33356928
knowing you might enjoy being on the receiving end as much as I would enjoy doing it is pretty fuckin hot. wouldn't mind taking a nipple between my front teeth and just slightly biting down, either...

>>33356932
mm nice to know you play well :)

>>33356960
mmm yes anon, anything else?

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i crippled 2 puppies in autistic rage when i was 6

>>33356989
Woah

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this fucking thread

>>33357002
Replace with Jigglypuff

holy fuck can you guys cyber somewhere else.

also for me it's:
hoppip
i have stolen two of my friends' girlfriends from them, dated them for a year or so, gotten bored, and subsequently broken both of the girls' hearts. idk if i a psycho or just bored by everything else, all i want is more companionship.

Noivern
I let one of my dogs lick my dick until I came on their face.

>>33357030
Can you guys take this to /b/

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>this whole thread

I used to eat live bugs (well, live until I bit them) as a kid, but I don't think it's weird at all. I would still eat bugs if human-grade ones were easily available near me.

Hydreigon.

I want to make a guy my cute, slutty pet over time. Coax out his submissive tendencies, shower him in affection, then train him until he does everything I tell him to, has no sexual or social inhibitions, and lives for attention and praise. I've chosen the one I want.

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>>33357079
are you a boy or girl

>>33357079
Man girls on /vp/ are scary

>>33357079

>sweating_towel_guy.jpg

I hope to one day find someone to do that to me

>>33357088
see
>>33357090

>>33357093
Post the first letter of you first name and I'll tell you if you might be him.

>>33357105
S, but I'm basically positive it isn't me, lol. Was just musing

>>33357129
Unfortunately, that's the wrong letter, but there are more of us than you might think.

Don't give up. And don't be afraid to train yourself a little, baby. You might end up catching someone's eye. Good luck.

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>>33357079
>I've chosen the one I want.
As a side note, I had no idea the quick reply box automatically greentexts whatever you have highlighted when you open it, I just copied that sentence and coincidentally left it highlighted when I clicked the number, holy shit.

>>33357152
yeah, no worries.

th-thanks for the encouragement...i'll keep soldiering on, for sure. it's what i want most in life so gotta make it my focus

Deoxys
When I was still in high school taking art, I accidentally spilled a fair amount of yellow acrylic paint on one of the AP kids's concentration pieces, ruining it. I didn't tell anyone because the teacher hated my guts and I didn't want to get punished. I also heard that the artist was SUPER pissed off about it, so that's another reason I didn't fess up. In the end, nobody ever found out that I was the one who did it, and I still feel really bad about it to this day.

Snorlax

I've deeply considered suicide over the fact that I'm unhappy with my life and a general failure.

I'm also into cocks.

>>33357183
First letter of your name?

>>33357219
Just think of it as marketing yourself. That's a fun little game you can play, right?

>>33357226
Why are you the person I feel most sorry for so far?

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>>33357238
C

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Seviper

I turned 18 three(3) months ago and have been on 4chan since 2013

>>33356834
I like lucarios that are able to control their power

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>>33357250

Decidueye

I like Primarina

Gyarados.

I want to fuck Library-chan now.

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Attempted arson

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Mimikyu
I was manipulated into doing camsex with a guy when I was 16. I know it's not a big deal relative to what other people go through and he didn't lay his hands on me, but after that I don't know if I'll be able to get over it well enough to have a relationship again, let alone sex.

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When I was 14,this girl friend I had had an ex who was a asshole so I decided to talk to him, but shit got freaky and we ended up having a crush on each other and every now and then he sent me dick pics until we had to start school again- which one about 2 months

>>33358026
*which was

>>33358001
Nice thumbnail, nerd.

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Gengar

I've been dealing with sleep walking, sleep paralysis and nightmares for about 6 years now, none of my family and friends know about it.

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Ribombee
I like vore.

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Lopunny

I've only been on this fucking site since 2011, and I feel like an oldfag now. I'm only 19, going on 20 in a few months, and I can already feel that I've been here too long. I can feel and see the increase of teenage kids on this site, and can actually feel it all, and I'm scared of it. I don't want this change, I just wanna be a newfag again where the weirdest thing to me on this site was the /gfg/ threads on /co/. I don't wanna go through this shit, I hate these new niggas, they all sound like they just came fresh from deviantart. I want to feel new again

>>33358106
You HAVE a Gengar.
>mfw only ever sleepwalked once
>woke up literally downstairs from an upstairs room
>mfw sleeping on my back continues to give sleep paralysis though since high school
I've gotten used to dealing with it if it happens, and slowly willing myself to move. If I ever end up in a coma for any reason, I might just have some practice.
But the first time?
The first time I thought I was literally dead. Here's hoping you get over the nightmares eventually.

Typhlosion

I've gotten so deep into my fantasies and perfect fantasy life with the perfect fantasy people that nothing in this reality really satisfies me anymore. Part of me knows that it's just hardcore delusion and denial, but at the same time I don't want it to change because this world is shit and if I don't believe that there's something perfect out there I have no reason to live.

>>33358001
Sorry to hear that
I had a friend in highschool one day show me his "collection" of sex videos he had gotten girls to send him
We were seniors and these girls were all clearly freshman
Long story short i hit him hard one time in the face and we were never friends again

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>>33358163
You started coming here the same year I did, but I was 19 then, whereas you're 19 now.
Fuck. I'm not nostalgic, when I want to leave I'll leave. Glad I only went to ED as a kid, you sound messed up.

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>>33358244
sometimes
you live long enough to see yourself become what you most hated

>>33358115
not mawile?

>>33358272
Not him, but not everyone pics their top bro based on their fetish.

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>>33356338
>>33356447
>>33356502
>>33356654
>>33356683
>>33356748
>>33356763
>>33356824
>>33356870
>>33356932
who is this thot? where are the mods when ya fucking need them. I haven't been on /vp/ in years and the day i come back there's just goils slutting around the place? I this was a hoe free zone

>>33358272
>>33358281
I dunno, I just think Ribombee is cute.

>>33358318
Buddy, where have you been? Girls are probably a slim majority in this place at worst and make up a fairly comfy if admittedly still slight majority at best.

Whenever you think of how degenerate this board is, let that sink in.

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Goodra
WG Fetish (no i don't want to do anything to goodra it's my bro)

>>33358318
some attention whore who masturbated in a library and posted about it in a pokemen thread

>>33356560
Join the DFC master race

>>33358340
The point is library-chan is very close to being an actual whore, not that there are women posting.

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I own 40+ pokemon plushes

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I'm into crossdressing. I want to eventually end up with a girl who's also into it so I can dress like a maid whenever she's sick to cheer her up.

>>33358371
I've got 50, and I'm starting to run out of room for them all.

>>33358371
You monster

Mawile

I sent an anonymous message to a woman on tumblr that just read "sit". She replied to it saying that she was sitting, I sent a second message that read "Good girl. *Pats head*"

She got a little distressed when she realized i was giving her dog commands, and made it very clear she didn't like it, so I stopped there.

I was pretty young at the time, and she was always making posts about being lonely and submissive. It was a good learning experience on boundaries.

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I've been browsing 4chan for over a decade. This website has done so much irreparable damage to my psyche that I cannot stand being part of human society anymore. I don't think I'll end up being a murderer or kill myself but I absolutely fucking despise my fellow man so much that I will go out of my way to avoid social interaction if it doesn't benefit me in some way, even though I used to be a very friendly and charismatic person. I've gained at least a half-dozen fucked-up fetishes from this place. My sense of humor has been warped to the point of being almost malicious. This place has ruined me, yet I still come back here every single day to post.

Remember, you're here forever.

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I once got into very vivid details on telling two girls how I'd fucking kill them if they kept making fun of me while in public school. Those damn bitches pissed me off. I know half those people are in jail by now, rotten place. I think I made the women scared to trust anyone after that. I regret it somewhat, but that was over a decade ago.

Lycanroc
I'm a scatfag

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I have fetishes for unwanted transformation, uglification, weight gain, basically any form of body disfigurement happening to another person. And I'm at least 75% sure I got them from being bullied as a kid and fantasizing about fucking up the people I didn't like or was jealous of as a preteen.

I have also never had a real relationship, possibly because of this. Recently I've admitted to myself that I wouldn't mind having a partner who has a gaining fetish, as long as they don't mind me being a little mean sometimes.

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I'm honestly pretty envious of Library-chan, she has a following of boytoys at her whim and she garners attention where ever she goes. I wish I had that much power.

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Lived with some girls I knew from college for a few years, would sometimes walk into their rooms when they weren't home (I knew they'd be gone for at least several more hours) and would smell and jerk off into their used clothing, mostly their panties and sometimes their bra. Only one usually had good smelling clothes, but it didn't stop me from having a go at a few of them multiple times. They never brought it up at all, but I sometimes wonder if they ever knew. I still talk and chill with them to this day, and feel a little bad.

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>>33358615
Same here, anon, but I have too much pride in myself to sink down to her level of attention whoring ;-;

>>33358615
It's just dumb virgins thinking with their dicks, no need to be so jealous.

>>33358628
She just makes me feel so inferior

>>33358638
What if I want those dicks?

>>33356824
do you have an imgur of all of your tits?

>>33358660
everyone has urges, most people just don't tell other people about them, especially in this board where everyone is introverted and prudish and pent up

don't feel inferior to anyone. some people have big personalities, as well as "big personalities"
and people gravitate towards them. but everyone's got something to like about them. everyone has something about them that makes at least one other person WANT them. and you're no exception

My favorite pokemon is scizor. My life is pretty damn boring so my darkest secret is that I have a shit ton of acne scars and a scar from a surgery, which are usually covered

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Mawile

Shut Up And Dance

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Fell in love the moment I saw her.

I don't like messing with autistic fags, but teasing boys and girls on the internet gets me really hot. I'd do it more often, but there's already so many people on here who do it, too, and I'd never post pictures of myself. I've posted panties and shoes before, but pics of me is always going to be out of the question, so unless everyone else is gone, I'd be ignored, and it makes me a little envious desu. I used to play around on steam some, but I always got the worst of the worst people friending me, and it really got to bothering me. There's still people I'm lewd with, but as far as all the random rp fucks, I auto block. I hate rp most of the time, but talking dirty and knowing that I'm making some cock hard or pussy wet makes me want to cum. I feel like such a dirty slut sometimes.

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not really extreme, but

I wasted my time in college with a fuckall degree and I'm deathly afraid my family will disown me if I admit this out loud since they pushed me to go.

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>>33358849
And while I'm at it, I'm pretty jealous of the one person who gets so much art and lewd of their SM oc. I don't dislike them for it at all, but I wish I could get stuff like that. I've only commissioned a couple artists for stuff before, and I don't exactly make a lot, so it's not like buying art is at the top of my list of priorities.

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Mimikyu

I tried to off myself to get a girl, which I thought was at least my friend, to take me seriously. It was a failed attempt and was forced to spend 3 days in a mental ward. She blocked me on every platform. I hate her and I hate women.

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>>33356722
I could believe this...

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>>33356201
staraptor

i killed my sister's rabbit by tearing some its skin off with my bare hands when i was a kid. when i placed the rabbit on my shoulder its claws dug in into my skin and it hurt so i just kinda snapped. thankfully i realized that making living things suffer for no reason is pretty degenerate and grew up to not have any murderous tendencies anymore.

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>>33356201
I've made an entire slutty persona of myself that I present to others online. I've deceived others and tricked them them into sending information that I would have not gotten otherwise. I'm not doing it currently, but pretending is so addictive and I can't get over it.

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>>33356201
Sylveon

My entire life is based on the perspective of a madman's precipice. Every day I stare into the unimaginablely awful void and wonder if that day will be the day when I am pulled within, ne'er to return to sanity. In this I have tempted her; I've dipped toes, I've bungied jumped, and I have postulated upon her screaming cries "Take me now before I don't want to be taken!" Alas, I am still here, standing at the madman's precipice, finding multiple ways to finally lose my footing and be rid of this awful land between sanity and insanity, and into the cold mindless stupor of mental death.

Also I draw porn of Pokemon.

this fucking thread
Kyurem
I don't really have any dark secrets but I have a daddy fetish

Sceptile.

I was a friendless abused child for years. I made myself a tulpa, and she likes playing on the internet, talking to people, and making friends. I don't want to deny her the only outlet where she can exist, but I'm constantly afraid she might make me look like a catfisher, without even meaning to. Tulpafags constantly make tulpas and the idea of them look bad, and we hate it.

-

Vaporeon

My host is the only decent human I have ever met. I'm "Friends" with some idiots, and their stupidity is funny sometimes, but they're usually annoyingly stupid. Yet I still keep going back to them because they're the only human contact I get outside my host, and he's normally too busy to just spend time talking to people. I seek out new people every few days, and they always turn out to be petty disgusting pieces of shit with unjustified egos and no self-reflection at all. I don't want to hate all of humanity, because that's a lame thing for edgy losers, but holy fuck, does it give me enough reasons to hate humanity.

>>33358873
Cuck

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>>33358863
Are you referring to me?

rattata
i don't have any "actual" secrets, but i fucking hate myself if that counts
also i'm a furfag

Samurott
I killed like 3 pets when was a child
also I have a fuckton of degenerate fetishes

Sceptile anon's back.

I feel like I've been wasting time being in fandoms. The Pokemon and MLP and Anime fandoms, I've been in them for years and gotten absolutely nothing out of them. I'd have gotten much more done if I'd made things for myself instead of admiring what others made, and I wasted too damn much time arguing with idiots about these things. I feel like giving up on Pokemon and MLP, I already decided not to buy USUM but I feel like giving up Pokemon completely and giving up on the fanfic I was planning on writing, MLP's become shit thanks to shit new writers and the fandom's full of Glimmerniggers (Obnoxious groupthinking cunts that love the shitty Chloe/Sparky/Scrappy Doo-tier Poochie that is Starlight Glimmer and harass anyone that doesn't), I feel like giving up on the fanfic I already wrote a quarter of and on all the fanart I was going to make...

I feel like giving it all up and moving on, but I can't, because I already made a three-year plan that necessitated getting famous in these fandoms so I'll get some views on my original stories and (big thing that could make me a career), even though that doesn't seem possible any more. I feel that if I told anyone this, I'd just get stock "If you like it then stay and if you hate it then go" and "Fuck you that's mean I don't like that fuck you" responses.

I feel like giving up on all this self-improvement make-a-career-online stuff and going back to complete and utter NEETdom, playing videogames all day and sleeping at night and never going outside. And I hate that. I hate that I've gotten so bored with the things I love, actually going back to that metaphorical pit of easy comforting failure looks like the better option for me, my mental state, and my soul.

And now, I'm starting to wish I'd just said something outlandish like "I once killed a wild cat with a rock because it scratched my little sister's legs up. My sister died a few years after that and never found out about it".

>>33358968
Yes, but I don't mean to come off as hateful by it or anything, sorry if that's the case. I love seeing her and desu, I've fapped plenty to her. It's just I see her and think like "What if people liked my girl that much, too", you know? I did happen to get a delivery in the lewd thread recently, and I'm pretty happy about it, just that it's the only thing I've gotten from the drawthreads.

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from 2000-2005 my cousin and i touched each other and did oral. we stopped when i orgasm'd for the first time... in his mouth... yes.... his.... im also a guy. to this day i still think how we could have experimented.

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I used to cross dress as a small child, and as a young teen and have continued to do so on and off until now, i used to think i may be trans but then went back to 'normal' but have started thinking that way again, im not sure what i want, i have feminine hobbies and look quite feminine as well, im wondering if i would be happier as a girl

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I used to have really shitty skin so I'd go and buy a bunch of skin care products. It was really embarassing to me though, so I always bought a single box of tampons so people would assume I'm buying that stuff for my girlfriend. I didn't have a girlfriend though, so the boxes started piling up. At some point I had about 30 boxes gathered over several years and didn't know what to do with them. I couldn't think of anything useful so I decided to just get rid of them. I thought burning them would work but they burned really slow and I could only burn three boxes at once, plus I realized that the tampons themselves were wrapped in plastic, so instead I decided to bury them. I bought a small tree and dug a hole in my backyard during the day with the tree next to me so everyone would think I'm just planting a tree. I like gardening so it didn't seem weird to anyone. I dug the hole really deep, waited until night, went back out and tossed all the boxes inside the hole, covered them with some dirt and planted the tree.
It's been about 7 years since then, I live somewhere else now. I don't know who moved in but they probably don't know that their cute little backyard tree sits right above a pile of unused tampons. Why did I waste all that money on fucking tampons.

>>33359177
That's how they get you.

True happiness comes when you accept who and what you are, every part of you, whether it's manly or womanly. Not when you listen to the people ranting about gender roles and gender fluidity until you get suckered into becoming the next post-op trans suicide of the week.

Being manly is manly, being feminine is feminine, but these things don't change your fucking gender. The idea that they do is such a childish and narrow-minded view, it could only come from tumblr.

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Either Sableye or Kabutops.

Oh where to start. Let's see: I've lied to my family about having a job for over five years. I do literally nothing but browse this awful site and play vidya.

I'm usually attracted to women, but have been with a guy. I am hyper dominant in bed, but am typically rather shy and keep to myself.

I have rape and vore fetishes.

I have a copy of action comics #1 that the world doesn't know exists. It's one of the better quality copies. I will never sell it.

I drink myself to sleep every night. Scotch and Rum do almost nothing to me.

>>33359196
so i should embrace my femininity and be as feminine as i want without people dictating what i should do
I would never have got the op, it seems horrible

>>33359196
This. Good post.
If you like girly shit then good for you, doesn't mean you also have to like cocks and pump yourself of hormones or chopping your dick. If you legit wanna try living as a girl, good for you, but don't fall for the tranny meme just because you think "oh girls have it so easy" or crap like that.

>>33359215
senpai I wear cutesy videogame shirts, licorice cologne and want to cook/clean/generally serve a girl and be a good house husband and her bitch in the bedroom
just 'cause you do girly shit doesn't mean you have to change your gender; plenty of potential partners are into more feminine guys but not nearly as many would go for trans girls straight up

>>33359208
>I have a copy of action comics #1 that the world doesn't know exists. It's one of the better quality copies. I will never sell it.
post pics

Lots of sluts in this thread who should just whore out and post their nudes like Library-chan and Piercings-chan

>>33359241
Show dick

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>>33359235

>>33359251
don't have one of those

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>>33359270
Prolly shouldn't have cut it off, then.

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Swampert
I want to, and have had fantasies of dating a horse
>>33356275
make a pastebin

>>33356239
you're a bad person

>>33356505
You're not alone anon, I've been dealing with the same problem for years. Luckily I have good friends that understand and put up with it while I try to focus on moving my life forward. I hope things start getting better for you.

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I missed the tits, anyone have links or something?
I used to fondle my friends at sleepovers, I once made one cum in his sleep

>>33356201
Haxorus
I regularly flashed elementary schoolers while I was in elementary school

>>33359323
>>33356824

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I want to make passionate love with Library-chan and have lots of babies with her

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Pic related
I'm a normalfag but also happen to be a massive non ironic weeb and Pokémon fan,
most of my friends know but don't really care since I don't show it down their throat and are self referential about it. What they don't know is ever since I got into Pokémon as a young lad at 6 years old, I have Ashinme like stories with me going through regions or places I've visited and sometimes I base other trainers off people I know or game characters. I still do this, even as I fall asleep next to my GF every night. Also I think my younger cousin might of groomed me when I we 12 (There's only a few months between us) But I'm not 100% sure about it and I only even remembered it happened recently out of no where

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>>33359357
>wanting an impure roastie THOT that whores for attention on fucking /vp/ of all places

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>>33356824
I like chubby titties and chubby girls, they make the best cuddles and you can just sit down with them all after noon playing vydya or watching tv
I miss my chubby GF, she's visiting her parents, my bed is too empty

>>33356654
PokéKellz?

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I always just nod it off whenever people assume I'm French because of my last name. The bad part about that is...

...I'm actually Cajun

Umbreon
Back when I was in high school I fapped to a girl that I sat near in the middle of class, no one noticed which I found weird because I sat in the middle of the classroom.

>>33359476
They noticed.

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when I was younger an older girl in the neighborhood used to babysit me. She, very quickly, started to push boundaries. Once she got me comfortable enough to be naked with/around her she started to push sexual things. When I was 11 she was looking after me and her own 9 year old brother. Both of them, the girl and her brother, took turns giving me head. She really seemed to love forcing her brother to suck me off. I didn't like him giving me a blowjob but it meant she would also get me off and let me suck her nipples and play with her cunt.

when I was about 13 the girl said she wanted more and I she taught me how to actually have sex. I came inside her cunt while her little brother watched and masturbated.

she tried to get me to pound her brothers asshole. I briefly considered it but declined. She still forced him to suck me on occasion but I never had to do anything to him.

their family moved a few years later and I've never heard from them again. No doubt the girl had been milested by someone when she was young. She probably molested her brother too since she involved him in about half of our encounters.

i also had a brief fling with another friends 13-15year old sister when I was 17-19. Started in a hottie one night at their house. I don't remember the exact details but I know I flashed my cock, she was surprised but smiled, carefully flashed me her tits, and laughed. I left my cock out and guided her hand over to it. Got a hand job in that hot tub while our families were a few meters away. It evolved from there but it's not an exciting story.

I wanna see the rest of library chan's beautiful body uploaded to imgur, specifically her ass and tummy
Favorite mon is aerodactyl

>>33359493
How much older was she?

>>33359501
This to

>>33359518
Late teens

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>>33359538
>having patrician tummy fetish
I like you

>>33356824
Great tits! Shame I missed the other girls post. Anyone save it?

>>33359557
Desperate newfag can't into archive.

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>>33359557
Not worth the effort, friend.

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>>33358849
>>33358863
Guys we GOTTA get rid of these thots on vp, this thread has finally opened my eyes to the real problems of this board.

>>33359713
You mean it's not the fact that we're on a containment board based entirely around a franchise made for Japanese children and every single person who comes here is an autistic faggot?

Flygon
I rejected a girl who loved me deeply because I found her ugly and I feel horrible and guilty about doing it because she probably went back to her abusive ex. Not sure if I'll ever have it in me to try relationships ever again

>>33358576
I used to think this but really I've made friends with some nice people here I've known for 4+ years now. (at least /vp/, if I browsed /r9k/ and /pol/ exclusively then yeah the result would be all negative)

The bigger problem is just being addicted to anonymous instant replies and memes and feeling out of place with well adjusted people.

I'm 29, own my own home, keep up appearances, have had only a handful of relationships but they all lasted for years and almost resulted in marriage. My family thinks I'm a regular joe with some eccentric tendencies. In reality I'm a full-blown alcoholic chain smoker with a mind so scrambled by LSD and other substances that it's hard to tell dreams from reality anymore and it takes all of my energy to participate in society.

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>>33360058
Oops I forgot my picture

I love Library-chan!

>>33358936
I do the same thing
I even have 2 steam accounts and when I'm felling frisky i log onto my 2nd account and get bombarded with messages

I love Lana!

Electivire
I killed my friend's puppies after we got into a fight, which I later realised it was my fault from the start. Stupid me thought he was gonna push me into the creek and I thought I'd do it to him. He didn't fall in , but he was pissed enough and punch me a few good times in the face after I kept denying it. I was so pissed that I just went to his house when they were gone for the weekend, jumped the fence, took the coyote skull my mom had (native american fangirl), and just beat the shit out of them with it. I think it's pretty bad that despite caring about animals I am apathetic about that moment.

>>33361067
>>33358936
I know that feel.

{spoiler]It's just so easy to trick autistic retards online. The rush is just too good sometimes, and the whole feeling of someone wanting you that badly, having a need for you that they debase themselves like that, it's like an orgasm sometimes.[/spoiler]

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Dragonite

Got a BIG weight gain fetish and I deliberately make myself fatter because I find it so hot

also, I like other fat guys

>>33361447
Boy or girl?

>>33361459
>other fat guys

fucking degenerates

leave my board,

>>33356537
leave verlis kys

>>33361459
>other fat guys
reading comprehension, anon

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>>33358599
ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub yo da dub dub

>>33356201
Swampert

I am from a really christian family and I have been watching softcore porn for 6 years now. I just can't stop. I don't watch porn that shows genitalia or the actual act of sex, though. I have limits to my degeneracy.
That being said I am into furries, especially fat ones with big asses.

>>33361129
I hope you get gang raped by pit bulls in the eye socket and fucking die

>>33361624
Watch porn if you want to anon, it's all part of god's plan :)

>>33361655
Rude, no bully

>>33361624
I went to Catholic school for 13 years, and I'm pretty sure that's directly related to the fact that I can't get off to normal porn, only really /d/ shit.

>>33361459
As >>33361502 and >>33361534 said

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I had erectile dysfuction that lasted for more than one year when I was 17. I was VERY frustated by this and sexual things made me uncomfortable, but eventually I accepted that I wouldn't ever be able to have sex. I eventually healed from my ED, but was still psychologically scarred. Figured out I could at least try sex once, before avoiding it completely. Than one day a girl at my school proposes me to have sex and I accept; I get erections and stuff, but everything still goes wrong. I ended up loosing my virginity to someone I barely knew and that only liked me because of my body and I still feel like I whored myself out.
I don't want to have sex anymore and I fear that no one will ever have a romantic relationship with it because of this.

>>33361746
with me*

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>>33361555
Underrated post

Aegislash

I haven't caught them all nor do I plan on doing so.

>>33361813
MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>33361746
>Anon got laid
Oh poor you

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>>33361813
You're a disgrace to my waifu.

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>>33361813

>>33361746
>Than one day a girl at my school proposes me to have sex and I accept
You won't be winning the pity Olympics around here any time soon

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I once catfished a guy for 6 months because I despised him and wanted to expose every little horrible personal detail about him

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>>33361825
>>33361883
No, you don't understand.
I techically lost virginity, but we both had a bad time, no pleasure involved whatsoever. See pic related.

>>33361447
Why does it seem like only fat guys like other fat guys? Genuinely curious.

>>33362018
Are you sure? I know plenty of thin and muscular guys that are into fat guys. I mean, I used to be thin too and I'm into fat guys so

>>33362018
Either you like the fat so you get fat yourself, too, or you're a little messed in the head like >>33358600

And girls like guys who can provide for them, so naturally they're less inclined to like guys out of shape. As opposed to men, where a heavier female makes them think she'll keep they're future child from starving unless she eats it.

>>33362018
not fat and I'd take a chubby hubby not hairy though

>>33362085
>unless she eats it
cannibalism is less common than you'd think

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Gengar

I don't really have any secrets outside of having a fetish for weight gain, inflation, and some popping for like five years.

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Claydol
"I like kids"

>>33356201
Seviper

I'm getting better at lying and persuading others. I don't regret it one bit. Also, I love cocks and I dream about fucking the shit out of my best friend. It's a recurring dream so I might have some unfinished shit in my head.

Regigigas
My brother doesn't know that I know that he's gay

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>>33362507
Pic related

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>>33362540
Rape the fag, he'll like it

>>33361655
Edgy

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How could I have guessed /vp/ had this many literal faggots?

>>33362745
And delicious fat tittied whores too!

>>33356226
Is your cousin hot?

>>33362299
Dragonite anon here, Gengar is one of my favs too - what is it with people who like gengar being into WG?

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I want to fuck a certain poketuber real bad and i know it will never happen
I also used to masturbate very quietly while in school

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Incineroar
I am a pedophile

>>33362895
fuck off falseflagger

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It's hard to say my darkest because I keep so many secrets & am embarrassed about literally everything I do, but I think I molested a ~5 year-old girl when I was 7 & her sister was watching. Think I was hitting her throughout too. My sister had passed away the year before & I obviously had a lot of pent up shit still do & I was only a kid then, but I've only started having vague recollections of it recently & I'm worried that it might have fucked her up because that shit stays with people. I can't find out though because her mum stole money from mine & then went on the run after some gypsies she stole from decided they wanted blood

>>33358106
I blame the Gengar

Scizor
My cousin's like a sister to me, but I really want to fuck her senseless

>>33363019
MODS

>>33363019
>13 year olds who can't even lurk enough to figure out not to reveal their real age
summer hit hard, didn't it

>>33363019
3... 2... 1...

Hey did my brother put something in again i was supposed to make sure he didnt go online he just told me that he got me banned i dont seem banned though what did he post

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>>33363204
>my brother did it
A classic.

>>33362895
At this point the falseflaggers have singlehandedly redeemed this pokemon for me with the absolutely pathetic lengths they go to demonize it and me realizing it's not that bad.

>>33363204
He said:
>Emboar
From a young age i lived in a rockey house my parents left each other and i thought it was my fault. Later my aunt died and most of my pets thats not the issue my mother was so focused on my dead sister that i was discared so i thought i would be a girl and she will love me as much as her. I later regreted that choice i was raped in school and i got into strange fetishes i was being called a pervert so i tried to end my own life when i was 12 i learned to much about how the world works in such a short time and then i found 4chan and i loved it i feel safe here i think of you people as my family because you listen and give criticism thank you for understanding and believe it or not im currently 13

>>33363204
bitch do you know how to scroll

>>33363220
Thats the dumbest thing he ever said i fucking hate him he said he w a s going to watch porn(im a great sibling) and being who i am i let him but i didnt know he likes pokemon i heard reddit has porn of that ill show him

>>33363251
is your dark secret that you dont actually have a brother?

>>33363251
You're not fooling anyone, you still type like a kid

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>>33358625
my nigga so i can't judge
footjob from cousin while in pool, both 13

>>33363251
you almost had me, but then you said reddit
Here's your (you) sir

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Mimikyu.

I have a vore fetish and my mom and dad found out when I was like 13 years old because they were tracking my internet history without me knowing. Then they confronted me about it and blocked all the sites I used for my fap material. The worst part is I still have the fetish and the fact that they saw the weird porn I was jacking off too and that brings me a lot of shame.

>>33358856
I know that feeling bro, I hate my degree and which I could switch. Unfortunately, its too late now and even if I could, my worst subject in High school was Science.

>>33361990
What did he do that made you hate him so much?

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>>33356201
Shaymin

I like having sex with guys and I am good looking and straight acting. I only like other guys though, not traps or femme guys.

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>>33356201
Celesteela

I have somewhat regular but immersive hallucinations, typically involving animals. I have been on medications for psychosis before but I have never told anyone about the hallucinations, as schizophrenia could warrant being placed in a mental hospital. I can recognize these hallucinations as fake pretty quickly, so they do not impact my life much

I also ironically prefer Mokou to Kaguya

>>33358943
This is /vp/ in one post.

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>>33356239

>EL MACHO

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When I was in 6th grade I brought a small red vibrator which I found in my mom's room to school with me. I knew what it was and I thought maybe it would be some good practice but someone was always home and I didn't want to be found out so doing it in the school restrooms early in the morning when no one uses them was better. I got scared though and didn't actually use it so I just left it on the toilet and went back to class. During break I told my friends I was gonna use the restroom for a sec. When I came out again I told them there was a vibrator on one of the toilets and every girl who heard it rushed in to see and then told others about it who also wanted to take a look and of course the teachers noticed and removed it. Apparently that one autistic 8th grader who regularly shat herself got the blame for it because she was caught masturbating in there before and for some reason didn't deny it when she was accused. No one knows it was me and my mom never noticed her vibrator was gone.

Empoleon

I hear music in my head all the time as if I had headphones on 24/7. I think I might have schizo yet I act pretty normal. I also talk to myself alot.

>>33363479
AFAIK the medication for paranoid schizophrenia is still pretty horrible too; if it doesn't impact your life much then I agree that it's not worth getting a diagnosis. Do you really not trust anyone in your life to not get you sectioned though? If it doesn't impact your day-to-day functioning much (when you say 'much' what are we talking - occasional distractions or worse?) then why should it warrant that amount of stigma from literally anyone you know?

>>33363328
Idiots who take bait

>>33363581
Meh, no point in pathologising it. If it's driving you mad (sometimes does for me when I have an earworm) then some kind of meditation practice may be worth doing. Talking to yourself is literally nothing ignore that whole 'first sign' shit

i have a dropbox thats 1/5 all pokephillia

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>>33363649
Link?

>>33363649
>only 1/5
What's the rest?

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>>33363569

>>33363569
>my mom never noticed her vibrator was gone
Yes she did, she just didn't say anything.
And guys, yes your mom noticed the cumstains.

>>33363649
>1/5
>not at least 3/5

step it up nigga

I just opened this thread again to see if library chan posted any more nudes, she didn't. Her tits made me really want to see the rest

>>33363781
Go here: pornhub.com

>>33363781
A anon above shared the link adress

>>33363781
You dumb virgin.

>>33363843
>he browses /vp/ and thinks anyone on here has had sex
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>33363802
Serious question, does she actually have videos?

>>33364080


>>33361746

>>33364080
Why are you so keen on her? Do you know anything about her other than that she's an attention whore on a Philippino photograph chatroom about a children's game? Do you even know what her face looks like? Your borderline obsession is a little concerning, Anon

>>33364174
I literally just want to see her naked. She went that far, why not show us the rest. I understand that I will never have sex with her, doesn't mean I won't still have a few good faps by seeing the rest of her. Why are you white knighting so hard?

>>33364184
Not sure if you've misunderstood or just don't know what white knighting is: just saying it's weird that you're craving more when it's no effort at all to find better bodies doing more. There are even entire boards for that on this site alone

>>33356824
i like how /vp/ are so crazed over generic tits
kinda speaks how this board is at its current state
later losers

>>33364213
Okay, let me put this in perspective.
Make yourself hard, done that? Good.
Now, tickle the tip of your dick for like 2 seconds
Now, do nothing else.
Does that not piss you off? You went through all that, you want to finish do you not?
that, and while yes, I browse /soc/ every now and then, camwhores are still my fetish, I just want to see more, her body looks nice, what's wrong with wanting to see the rest?

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sometimes i jack off to cp

>>33363465
took advantage of me multiple times to further himself

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sliggoo
My brother,his friends, and I did plush animal roleplay that got really deep. recently figured out there was incest and shit looking back at old documents.

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I'm a total attention whoring weeaboo slut online. No one I know irl knows this, nor would I ever say anything to them. I openly flirt, tease, meme, whore for attention, and just be generally lewd and over girly because it makes me feel special and wanted when autistic virgins fawn over someone they've never even seen and never will. It really does feel good to let all that shit out sometimes, and when I get off the internet, it's back to normal irl me. I never really beg for stuff, mostly just try to flirt around with someone for a while and use them to get off, and damn does the feeling get me off. And you know what? Being a thot is fun.

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>>33366478
hey there hot stuff how you doin

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>>33366515
ey bby u want sum fucc?~