The eclipse will make Pokemon real

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>>33349962
No. They will

>>33349962
I'd much prefer it just open the Ultra Wormhole so I can go in instead.

Too bad neither will happen. My evidence? The fact that I said it won't which is equivalent to your evidence.

>>33349980
Who are those guys and why do I see them being posted so much in here?
Can someone give me a quick rundown?

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>>33349962
Humans can impregnate pokemon. prove me wrong
>protip: you can't

>>33349962
You love little girls. Prove me wrong. Pro-tip: stop making threads like this, you faggots.

>>33350013
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe.
We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>>33350013
I dont know who they are but using nothing but my own reading comprehension i can say that they are probably a group or part of a group known as "The Eclipse"

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>>33350013

>>33349980
>Lusamine bows to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with ultra beasts
>Possess psychic type moves
>Control Kalos with an iron but fair fist
>Own leagues & gyms globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient king of Kalos
>Will bankroll the first cities in Ultra Space (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of daycare centers on Earth
>First perfect IV pokemon will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff pokemon
>both brothers said to have 800+ BST, such stats on Earth has only existed deep in mount Coronet & Aether Paradise
>Ancient Alolan scriptures tell of two legendaries who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Pokerus R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdarus inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the legendaries Dialga and Palkia, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Sinnoh League. Who do you think set up the meeting between the champion & the elite four (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the champion's first trip to the Sinjoh ruins in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Arceus's land?
>They learned fluent Kalosian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their pokedollar reserves with the twins. There's no pokedollars in Twist Mountain, only Bogdanoff Mountain
>The twins are about level 70, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are levelless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Arceus's birth to the end of the universe.

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>>33350376
It's perfect

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>>33350009
Lad you're taking this stuff too seriously. You have to just come to terms with the indisputable fact that OP cannot be proven wrong. Why do you not accept?

>I will have a legitimate outlet for my horrible and degenerate fantasies in real life
Fuck that. Keep it 2D.