I showed my girl the Pokemon Clover dex

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>Ignores the starters
>Ignores Furnazi
>Calls Blobbos cute
>I agree
>She calls the "New gen's" Pokemon too similar
>I thought I just explained this was a romhack?
>I explain that similar-looking groups of three look that way because the little one evolves into the middle one, which evolves into the big one
>She understands now
>Calls Octai and Tittai cute
>I laugh my ass off
>"What? They're cute. Look at their eyes."
>She doesn't notice the tits
>When she asks why I laughed, I say they have terrible stats.
>She calls Unjoy scary
>I say to look at that one
>Point to Jewipede
>"Oh ok."
>Sees it, then scrolls down, giving no reaction
>I say to look at the genuinely cool legendaries, she's barely impressed
>I say to look at Evacycle
>She laughs her ass off
>I change the subject