>TFW_he's the most cucked dragon again
Hes getting a mega in USM
Screencap this
Druddigon and Guzzlord exist.
>>33323487
>he
>>33323487
Well, it's no surprise that cake isn't the main meal
>>33323487
Flygon is still fixable and works well in lower play
>>33324136
Meanwhile, Guzzlord is DOA and Druddigon probably just needs better attacks
Turtonator
>>33324258
Druddigon only needs rock polish to be a lil better
>>33324692
And Dragon Rush.
>>33323487
Hes currently ranked higher than 2 pseudo legendary Dragons and a bunch of regular ones, not too bad for a pokemon with no single stat over 100
>>33324796
And a secondary typing
>>33324143
>has
>>33324258
Guzzlord just needs recovery and more defenses.
>>33324897
>mega
>>33323487
>he
>>33324136
Druddigon can make use of TR at least.
>>33323487
The weirdest part is megachomp is fucking awful.
>>33324136
This and while I feel bad for druddigon I feel it's light years better off than guzzlord.
>>33324897
style
>>33323487
Were all cucked by gamefreak
>>33323558
God I hope so. Garchomp deserves a second mega.
>>33326520
Garchomp is gay
>>33323558
>new megas in USUM
We're not in gen 6 anymore though
>when anti-mega fags use garchomp as an example of "broken pokemon getting more broken"
>>33326538
What does that make Flygon?
>>33326571
A chad who takes pity on the fag Garchomp
>>33326571
Garchomp's cake
>>33326369
>he
>>33326571
source?
>>33323487
flygon is my wife
>>33328363
Furfag fuck off
Flygon is for flying not fucking
>>33328409
Ever heard of a flying fuck?
>>33323487
It has dragon dance so no
>>33326571
Look man, Flygon is a cake.
He's a total cake, a sweet chubby little innocent thing thats trying to be bigger than what it actually is. It's like making a diet of cake on Flygon, you get it all nice and set up on a team like some sweeper or some shit only to find out that said cake is very limited, then as you battle more and more with this cake you learn Flygon isn't so good. You get sick of him being one-shotted entirely and knowing his job could be done equally better than literally any other dragon-type because Gamefreak designed not one, but TWO better Dragon/Ground types with Flygon offering nothing more than the icing of using a Flygon.
Flygon is a cake not just because he's not a good Pokemon, but he's also a cake because he's a bitch. He gets reemed nightly by Garchomp and goes home recognizing that he will always never be the best, not even then, he will never be good. He does this with his ass full of Garchomp and his mouth full of Zygarde. Flygon has 100% been kicked out of Pokemon by Gamefreak, twice.
>B-but muh Dragon Dance
Flygon is now an empty cake with a stripper on the inside. Now it has no substance OR taste.
>>33328524
anon stopmy dick can't take this
>>33328524
>look up flygon lewds
>he's always on bottom
He really is a cake
>>33328524
>mfw this makes way too much sense
>>33328595s-sauce
>>33328689
blitzdrachin
>>33328524
What's a cake?
>>33329525
it's a sweet way of sayingfaggot, you cake
>>33329525
A cakeboi
>>33329562
I don't like it. It makes me sound fat and doughy.
>>33329580
Flygon is the ultimate cake in Pokemon
>>33329580
ok then faggot