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MOM SAID I CAN PLAY WITH YOUR DS, ANON!!!!!!

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MOM SAID I CAN PLAY WITH YOUR DS, ANON!!!!!!
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>>33317013
I can not describe how much I want to deck that kid in the teeth
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>>33317013
fuck your mother
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>>33317013
Vade retro, satanas
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>>33317013
>backs all r4 saves
All yours faggot
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>>33317013
Ha, no. I keep great care of my stuff and it keep them away from people. No one can touch my stuff without asking. And i only allow few exceptions, and a single consent doesn't give you permanent consent.
...it's a bit like sex, actually. I have to trust you first. Kids not allowed.
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>>33317013
thank god i never had a little brother
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>>33317013
>take a small rubber ball
>write DS on it with a sharpie
>throw it at his face
>repeat with more balls/threaten to go get rocks until he fucks off
I miss times when I lived with my family desu
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>>33317013
And this is why the Joy Cons were made
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>>33317013
>tfw my brother doesn't do this because I bought him his own DS
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JK's Save Manager. Godmode 9 NAND dumps.
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>>33317036
>snaps your ds in half by the hinges
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>>33317013
I don't know how many people actually had that problem. Me and my sis used to share the original DS. The rule was that the devise was completely shared anyone of us could play whenever hey wanted, but the games were not. I couldn't touch her games and she wouldn't touch mine. We ended up having 2 of the same mario kart game.
Maybe with boy siblings it's different. My cousins solved their problem by just getting the 2 different versions of pokemon each and only games with multiple save files.
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>>33317013
>owning a ds as a kid
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死ね
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>>33317449
I can believe it. I'm 25 and I owned a DS in high school. Anyone 7 years younger than me would be above 18.
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>>33317443
post ur disgusting 3d tits
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>>33317449
OP is implying that you are the older sibling, you might have grown up with the gameboy, it's your younger brother that lives in the DS age.
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>>33317449
>underage trying to appear older but not realizing that the ds first came out in 2004
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>>33317449
The DS is old, mate. 2004 is easily in the childhood age range of current adults.
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>>33317013
I really would, but too bad I'm 10 miles away, in the next town over.
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>>33317449
>he was in his 20's when the orginal DS came out
>he thinks being 40 years-old and browsing /vp/ is something to brag about
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>>33317013
That old piece of shit? Knock yourself out, kiddo.
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>>33317013
This happened to me all the time. What's worse is that I'm 24 living in my own house and still my parents believe that they can pull this kind of shit. They also regularly just ditch my little brother at the front door and then leave, forcing me to take him in.
Fortunately he's quite a well behaving lad unlike some of the little bastards in similar scenarios, so I don't really mind.
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>>33317443
Everyone in my family had their own pc and console everytime. Everyone had their own game copy to play with. Nowadays it is just me buying both versions everytime there is a new release.
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This was always bad, but it was worse when you have a sister that wouldn't stop nagging you to play the game
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>>33317023
I read that as "dick" at first, Lewd.
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>>33317013
>Anon! I wanna use your 3DS and if you don't let me I'm telling mom!
Having a older___ sister sucked.
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>>33317439
>Mom Forces you to let cousin/sibling play with GBAsp/DS
>They snap it in half
>Mom blames you for letting it get snapped in half
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>>33317458
>>33317490
>>33317504
>>33317511
>>33317553

but what if he >>33317449 meant he was a poorfag
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>>33317013
Fuck dude, you can have it. I paid like $10 for it at a garage sale. Besides, my 3DS is better.
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>>33317013
Well Dad said that you're adopted.
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>>33317013
Thankfully I never had to deal with this. My sister didn't care, or she'd know to ask first.
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>>33317013
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Gave my sister my old gba and pokemon ruby, she traded them on the playground for some shopkins and a fidget spinner, kms
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>>33317013
Jokes on you. All of my DS's are broken
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>Anon don't worry I know exactly where your DS is
>DS is never seen again
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>>33317013
>tfw never have this problem
Although it helps I'm more interested in drawing my chuuni fantasies than playing games.
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>>33318129
not if she teaches you all you need to know about sex
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>>33317439
my little sister did this with my ds lite
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>>33317013
How long until we realize that this thread belongs on >>>/v/ ?
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>did this with my niece
>now calling her 3DS as mine
In my defense she never used it while I play every day.
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>>33317013
Thankfully I owned a bootleg DS (with batteries) to give to my brother when this happened.

Kids this days will just have to share their JoyCons.
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See, my daughter knows her little brother isn't allowed to touch her DS, because he's a destructive little shit.
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>>33320160
That would require her to
>A: Seek knowledge herself rather than wait for someone on Dumblr to mention it
>B: Not find the idea of kissing someone be horrifying
>And C: Not be a raging fujo
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>let my sister play Diamond for a bit
>she chucks my ds lite across the fucking living room after claiming she deleted my save file
> fast forward a couple of years and buy a Dsi with Platinum with money I saved from washing dishes
>My brother's fat ass sat on my Dsi and my dog chewed my Platinum cartridge into oblivion
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>>33320286
This is why I adore being an only child.
The only person who can fuck up my shit is me... and I fuck up my own shit a fair bit.
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>>33317013
Well your mom isn't the same as mine, faggot. You don't even live here
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>>33317013
>his parents didn't buy everyone a ds
>being a poorfag
Why even live anon
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>>33320265
D
all of the above
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>>33320265
>And c: Not be a raging fujo
Just tell her to roleplay as a sub and stick it in.
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>>33317013
Yeah? Well I don't give a shit what your mom said. You're not playing it.
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