WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HAPPY ALL THE TIME?

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WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING PERFECT ALL THE TIME?

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>>33315931
>GOAT
>rich as fuck
>famous
>nice hair
>cool flower hat
>amazing trainer
>rules Alola with an iron fist
>chosen by Tapu Koko
>cucked Hau
>smashed Gladion into pieces
>buried Kukui
>worked Guzma, Team Skull, Aether and Lusamine into insanity
>endured all of Lillie's bullshit, never complained about it
>made all Trial Captains and Kahunas her bitch
>elevated Alola from a group of islands no one but tourists cared about to the hottest region for aspiring trainers
>one of the few good things about SM, along with Lunala, Cosmog, Necrozma and Zygarde
>part of the little group of trainers who beat Red and Blue
>most entertaining gal in any room at any time
>cool as fuck
>rad as fuck
>based as fuck
>lives in the heads of Sunkikes rent-free
>paid her dues during the Island Challenge
>took a shower
>hit the weights
>became the clue
>draws more dimes than any protag before her

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WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING REAL ALL THE TIME?

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She's the opposite of everyone on this board

You'd be happy if you got to eat out Lillie every day.

>>33315955
>Take the Selene pill
>you likely have Selenemons inside you right now
>in contact with shitmons

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>>33315931
Not anymore.

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Not all the time

>>33316294
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

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WHY IS SHE SO FUCKABLE

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>>33315931
Wouldn't you be?

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>>33315955
Arguably the strongest character

>>33316331
>Wild bird Pokemon swarm the area in search of fish

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>>33315955
>cool flower hat
Uhhhhh that's a chicken hat.

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>>33315931

Welcome to the retail business, it's a facade to hide how dead she is on the inside.

Pic related: It's Chicken at her part-time job.

>>33315955
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>>33315955
This. Fucking this. Moon's the best, and is the canon SM protag.