ITT: Choose your custom Pokeride mons, bonus points if you do

>>33306829
Autism.

>>33306863
What exactly determines autism nowadays on /vp/? This is about as normal of a thread as you could get.

>>33306829
Do we get bonus points if we point out how much we hate the garish riding costume and lament over how NPCs only have to wear a helmet?

>>33306863
It's all tongue in cheek, friend.

>>33306870
Nah, there are enough Sun/Moon complain threads for that already.

>>33306829
>Charge
Solgaleo
>Itemfinder
Zygarde
>Fly
Articuno
>Rough Terrain
Cobalion
>Surf
Kyogre
>Surf Charge
Lugia
>Strength
Heatran

>>33306870
Is not really necesarry to make a thread about a harmless riding costume design

>>33306863
If we started reporting "u r autistic" and "r u autistic???" posts, would the cancer that posts them be banned?

>>33306829
>Stoutland's face

>>33306829
Trying to be diverse...

Charge: Rapidash
Itemfinder: Chimecho (it hovers nearby and jingles when you are near an item)
Fly: Tropius
Rough Terrain: Scolipede
Surf: West Sea Gastrodon
Surf Charge: Blastoise
Strength: Bastiodon (you sit on its back)

<<Bonus dream USUM Pokeride ideas>>

Dive: Mantine
Waterfall: Seaking

>>33306829
I want try with new pokeride

>Icebreaker
Empoleon
>Diver
Lanturn
>Sand surf
Garchomp
>tall grass terrain
Dodrio
>Swing lianas
Pasimian
>Mountain climber
Gogoat
>Hunter
Arcanine

With the use of tall grass pokeride you can avoid wild pokemon.

The hunter is based in tracking police dogs, basically as the itemfinder but in this case for NPC or rare pokemon in wild.

>Charge
Donphan who uses Rollout and you run on it like a clown on a ball.
>Itemfinder
Piloswine
>Fly
Helicopter Dodrio, you catch his talons and you go.
>Rough Terrain
Crustle, with a sweet bed on top of him.
>Surf
Lombre or Ludicolo
>Surf Charge
A sort of sea charriot drawn by Seadras
>Strenght
Ambipom ? I like Machamp or the Bastiodon from >>33307484

Bonus : sitting on a Lunatone who does everything with Levitate + his psychic powers

>>33306913
Does Heatran just push things with its head?

>>33307484
I like the Chimecho idea.

>>33307675
The hunter would be a cool idea to see in a real Pokemon game, but would probably make things too easy.

>>33307707
Donphan strapped to a chariot-like harness would be a sick charge mon.

>>33306829
>charge
Dodrio
>itemfinder
Magneton
>fly
Fearow
>rough terrain
Arcanine
>surf
Tentacruel
>Surf charg
Crawdaunt
>Strength
Primeape

>>33306869
>What exactly determines autism nowadays on /vp/?
Having an interest in anything, liking anything or having any kind of hobby.

>Charge
Luxray
>Itemfinder
Sawsbuck
>Fly
Dragonite
>Rough Terrain
Torterra
>Surf
Mantine
>Surf Charge
Feraligatr
>Strength
Gallade

>>33306829
>Charge
Scizor(Always found it weird that you use a normal type to break rocks)
>Itemfinder
Furret(Learns Foresight to Stoutland's Odor Sleuth)
>Fly
Altaria, Tropius, or Golurk
>Rough Terrain
Hippowdon or Aggron
>Surf
Dragonair
>Surf Charge
Poliwrath
>Strength
Heracross

The saddest part is they're probably reusing assets for ride pokemon for as long as they feel like.

>>33306829
>people need special saddles to be able to ride pokemon nowadays
back in my days we rode pokemon bareback, we didn't need some faggy protection for our buttocks

>>33309758
Back in your day the tech to protect your asses didn't exist, the future is now old man