Mew can't learn Shadow Pulse, apparently?

>>33291571
what in the fuck

>>33291571
haha le ebiq shitposting lole xD

>>33291571
I think this insanity would make less sense if I wasn't sleep deprived.

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>>33291571

No. Mew learn every move in existence.

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>>33291571
>>33291630
YOU PEOPLE THERE, YOU STOP THAT

>>33291598
Finally, someone who feigns the slightest semblance of understanding.

>>33291630
> Any move taught to it
Meteor Tail doesn't exist so it cannot be taught to Mewtwo.

>>33291592
> ebin lulz
> shitposting
When a conversation goes way over your head, it doesn't automatically fall into the category of shitposting sweetie.

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>>33291669
>thread obviously made to bait Richard
>not shitposting

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>>33291669
>Back in Gen 5 I bred a Mewtwo and the result was 5 Dodrio
>Not shitposting ebin lulzs

>>33291696
>>33291740
Interesting notions. I for one, have always assumed Arceus was born in Guatemala, not Baker Street.

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>>33291656
There's a reason, why Mewtwo can't learn every move in existence, Mew can.

>>33291757
>lol word salad ebin ef tee double u

>>33291771
Aha! I get it. Thank you for your contribution. Yes, Mewtwo is no Mewwwwsssskd_%89%

>>33291778
Hilarious. I don't use those "fresh" slangy words like ebin, ftw or lmao. Back where I'm from, you'd be slapped for saying shit like that. In any case, contribute or leave.

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>>33291757

The egg that Arceus hatch fell from a Vortex.

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>>33291783
Yeah, Mewtwo is not Mew.

>>33291796
Shitposters baiting shitposters is literally nothing. What is there to contribute to?

>>33291813
I think it's rather a symbolic depiction of things.

You see, Arceus, living in constant agony, imagined his mind to be a black vortex.

Due to his permanent state of paranoia and dyslexia, he then wondered what would happen if his brain (the egg in your story) would floop out of the dqrk vortex of his suicidal thoughts.

He finally abandoned all hope and positivity. His body became the multityped, multiple personalities Arceus we know today. His positivity turned into the Fairy Plate, and left for Kalos cuz the girls there are mignon.

His Nobody appeared in Alola, in the shape of Type:Null. Type:Null eventually found his Heart and became Silvally but that's a different story.

Later, in gen 6, Arceus was reunited with the Fairy Plate and became whole again. He then vowed to never mix weed with Toxic Plate.

>>33291867
But there's multiple type: null

>>33291630
CRABHAMMER

>>33291875
A Type:Null was created for each silly notion you post.

Thanks to this silly post, another copy of Sun/Moon, Type:Null included, was created. Thank you.

>>33291886
But in each copy of Sun/Moon there are multiple Type:Null, so this will go on forever

You'll never outshitpost Richard, because he has a tiny scrap of logic he's clinging to for dear life, like all good ignorant twats. Gibberish can't compete.