You walk into your local Golden Arches to grab a bite to eat

>>33286250
he dances

I only eat food that I've prepared myself at home and I don't have a girl because I am a girl

>>33286250
I slap his ass back and then run to the bathroom to wash my hands

>>33286250
Butt sex

>>33286250
deck his ass

>>33286250
shave off that autistic haircut and break his gay watch.

>>33286263
>I don't have a girl because I am a girl
That's no excuse.

>>33286250
Chris Hansen comes and takes him away. My girl is too young for him.

>>33286250
give him a big 'ol kiss right on the mouth

>>33286250
>Implying I eat at McDonald's.

No thanks. But okay, fine hypothetically, he'd end up part of the floor when she beat him down.

While I do have that protective male instinct I also have no desire for meek women. It's a complete turn off.

If I wanted a relationship with what amounts to a child who isn't my own since it's not like I'm going to fuck such a weak willed woman anymore than I'd fuck a child, I'd go adopt one.

>>33286250
Use my wizard powers and turn him into ash

>>33286250
No.

send out anything with sap sipper

I abandon the girl and fuck him

Play Prußens Gloria at full volume

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>>33286263
>being a girl