Chicken is crying! How will you comfort her?

>>33266164
I take away the Clefairy doll, comfort is for weaklings. In time, she will learn to control herself.

File: 1502399910197.png (707KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

707KB, 768x1024px

what is there to cry about?

>>33266164
Throw bird seed

>>33266164
>Piss on the floor
>grab her face
>Smear her face on my piss and spit on her
>Slice her throat after that

>>33266164
with hard cock

Gut punch.

Bully her until she changes gender then i fuck her

>>33266164
With my cock

File: __female_protagonist_and_gladio_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_koutetsu_fe_steel_stone__ff50fae7aac31deb40a10a0a27a2ece9.jpg (81KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 640x1136px

>>33266164
send in her boyfriend

File: 1488222626099.png (116KB, 500x464px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 500x464px

>>33266367
Chicken doesn't understand why you threw bird seed at her

File: __lillie_mizuki_rotom_and_wingull_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_notori_d__679db6e0ecdb3765be1ec73d99bee113.jpg (548KB, 800x564px) Image search: [Google]

548KB, 800x564px

>>33266164
Bringing Lillie back.

File: 1500211579772.jpg (15KB, 152x177px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 152x177px

>>33266164
*steals bed*
That's what you get for not buying my favorite cat food. Lillie doesn't like you btw and i'm only sticking around for the food. Those Pokebeans are awful btw. Now go cry elsewhere.
>it was at that moment that Chicken-Chan regreted her choice in starters, she is sure that if she had picked the trustworthy Decidueye instead of the asshole cat it would have tried to cheer her up

File: kimochi_warui.jpg (111KB, 600x333px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 600x333px

>>33266164
rape her until she is straight

>>33266164
Tell her that people don't call her by fan made name.

Instead they call her by real name which is Moon.

File: 1502171648707.jpg (36KB, 217x329px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 217x329px

>>33266673
>real name which is Moon
fuck off pomfret

File: __female_protagonist_and_lillie_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_nishino_wind__sample-8241f2a2a66a8dcb39fc79976f4e69c1.jpg (192KB, 850x935px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 850x935px

>>33266544
Lillie is the reason why she's crying in the first place!

>>33266164
Punch her

File: __lillie_and_mizuki_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_evuoaniramu__1dd353fc34519a6b8ac064b7d535bef1.png (422KB, 600x1000px) Image search: [Google]

422KB, 600x1000px

>>33266786
Because she leaves to help her mother, bring her back (after her mother is alright, of course) and everything will be okay.

Giving her game a proper postgame

File: 1501452691081.jpg (75KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 1200x675px

>>33266877
I recognize this art style

File: 1502467662016.gif (2MB, 540x343px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 540x343px

>>33267073
it's female (male), isn't it

File: 1494657665181.jpg (148KB, 600x750px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 600x750px

>>33267063
She's intrigued!

>>33266164
let her use my face as a seat cushion

File: __lillie_and_mizuki_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_evuoaniramu__9517576789bf781f640b0f52cc020eb0.png (505KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

505KB, 750x1000px

>>33267073
HA! Yep, their art is very easily recognizable.

>>33267063
Still a better postgame than DP or BW

File: 1480700429491.png (1MB, 1960x2940px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1960x2940px

please post more gladion x chicken

File: __alolan_exeggutor_alolan_raichu_cutiefly_lillie_mizuki_and_others_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_notori_d__855f21bf1dd261b474d281dedb2ec363.jpg (391KB, 900x518px) Image search: [Google]

391KB, 900x518px

>>33267540
Sorry bro, no can do, but I can find some Gladion x Hau if you want.

>>33266164
Insert my penis.

File: 1480525306288.jpg (57KB, 617x596px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 617x596px

>>33267590
thanks but I only like canon pairings

>>33266877
Lusamine should have died.

File: __lillie_and_mizuki_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_evuoaniramu__5792f6a579525bea502e9ce5030eda60.png (129KB, 500x420px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 500x420px

>>33267624
>Gladion x Mizuki
>Canon
Sorry anon, that's not a good joke.

File: 1499703715775.jpg (54KB, 548x614px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 548x614px

>>33267624
>thanks but I only like canon pairings

>Then he posts headcanon

>>33267655
>Mizuki
>Canon
HAHA! You crack me up, anon!

>>33266164
Remind her that she can't feel pain because she doesn't exist in canon.
Then cry as I realize that that means that that means that Chicken x Gladion is also non-canon by extension.

File: 1502250371597.jpg (54KB, 683x697px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 683x697px

>>33267655
>Lillie x Moon
>Canon
Sorry anon, that's not a good joke

>>33266611
>not sure if utterly retarded owlcuck or falseflagging barafag
Either way, fuck off

>>33267678
>Lillie X moon
>Canon
> Gladion x Moon
>Canon
There's a lot of bad jokes today, huh /vp/?

>>33267655
Stop enabling homosexuality you cancerous tumor, this shit is why girls are becoming lesbians at higher rates and whites are dying out

>>33267655
Back to /u/ with you.
Also
>Lilie X Moon
Why are you lying to yourself? Everyone knows Lillie is Sun's girlfriend.

File: __lillie_and_mizuki_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_evuoaniramu__dbdb97440e9fcbbd872dbeded3a196e3.png (134KB, 500x420px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 500x420px

>>33267647
Why do you hate her? Just because she went a little crazy?

>>33267664
Well, it's more canon than any pairing, but you do you.

File: 1500381524746.jpg (3KB, 84x128px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 84x128px

>>33266236
>>33266515
>>33267540
>>33267624
>Shipping lillie's wiafu with her brother.

>>33267710
> Lillie x Moon
>More canon than Lillie x Sun
The dialogue is literally fucking different between genders.

File: 1501648057024.png (467KB, 618x728px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 618x728px

>>33267655
lillie x fem mc makes absolutely no sense, gladion x fem mc does, quite a lot
play the games again any you'll see that. lillie is for the male mc

>>33267705
>Lillie x Sun
HAhaha
You know that she left for Kanto, right?
Sun will never see her again, especially since they don't recycle protagonists
Dead ship

>>33267701
/pol/

I wasn't sure what I was expecting from this thread, but it sure wasn't a bunch of people arguing about ships

>>33267729
/lgbt/

>>33267728
So will Moon. They're both stuck on Alola in there own perspective universe, forever alone.

>>33267729
/israel/

File: 7f74db1f9c698ca5bcd7f44c06096ee9.jpg (71KB, 600x653px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 600x653px

>>33267705
>Everyone knows Lillie is Sun's girlfriend.

Yah. In sun version, this is moon version. Meaning this Lillie right here is my Lillie.

File: __lillie_and_mizuki_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_kvlen__f332010453b9471b3c72995be5628854.png (477KB, 648x746px) Image search: [Google]

477KB, 648x746px

>>33267678
>>33267698
>>33267705
Remember, I never said Mizuki x Lillie is canon (as no pairing is canon), I'm just posting images of it, because I like it.

>>33267749
>that one Ultra wormhole left
Coming for that booty.

File: 1502391670370.jpg (450KB, 1169x826px) Image search: [Google]

450KB, 1169x826px

>>33267745
>forever alone.
not chicken

>>33267785
I wonder if there is a similar version with Sun and Lillie

File: __cosmog_lillie_and_mizuki_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_kurochiroko__a98c21c60eb9f4311ec77f87ff93e7c4.jpg (412KB, 836x771px) Image search: [Google]

412KB, 836x771px

Welp, as one of the anon suggested, back to /u/ I go. Too much Gladion x Mizuki, and that's disgusting (I'm kidding, it's just not for my tastes).

>>33267785
Yes, chiken. Now go back cutting Nanu's toenails.

>>33267838
I sincerely hope you're a girl, because if you aren't you're absolutely pathetic. You would be sitting in the corner masturbating with glee as the women around you shag up with each other and you would sit by as they do this on a societal level until everything collapses because birthrates plummet.

File: 1480525650165.png (285KB, 800x407px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 800x407px

i said post more gladion x chicken

File: mWo.png (417KB, 1149x1073px) Image search: [Google]

417KB, 1149x1073px

>>33266164
Why would she be crying? She's the face that runs the place after all.
>>33267675
Go hang yourself, Shlomo. Your precious avatar didn't even get his own figurine, thus he is not canon.

>>33267866
I could lie or just ignore, but I'm curious, how can you judge someone that much just because they like yuri? Yuri is cute, so I like it, it's not fapping material.
But it is true that I won't help with birth rates, and honestly, I hope the research with stem cell go well and eventually same sex reproduction becomes real.

>>33268072
you're the type of braindead dykelover that will literally never have sex
you need to be put down

>>33268187
>braindead
You wish
>dykelover
Didn't know this term, close, but not quite.
Also,
Nah, I'll live forever.

File: 1488646791241.png (78KB, 600x500px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 600x500px

>>33268187
Rude

File: 1502417342746.jpg (69KB, 518x750px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 518x750px

>>33267866
Isn't that a half bad, half good thing? We're 7 billion and counting on this planet amd sure as fuck we're not ready to leave this planet, so having our number reduced to a more stable one would be beneficial on the long run.

>>33266164
Rape her until her mind is broken and she can't live without my cock.

>>33266527
EAT THE FUCKING BIRD SEED

File: 1502471572905.jpg (350KB, 1365x2048px) Image search: [Google]

350KB, 1365x2048px

>>33268300
There's a chair next to you.

File: 1502259590299.png (72KB, 277x259px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 277x259px

>>33268284
>klk

File: I want to become a chair.jpg (53KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 1280x720px

>>33268316
>implying the chair isn't me

File: laughing.jpg (12KB, 258x245px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 258x245px

>>33268316
>tfw you're so cucked that the same thing you used to catch pedophiles catches you cheating on your wife

Anyways, I'd probably give her some malasadas or some shit, iunno.

>>33268072
Guy that you replied to that felt the need to respond after the non argument from the other guy, and I wasn't going to write a reply because this isn't really the board for this but whatever.

Basically
>even though it's 2D and not real, you will have no part of it and they want no part of it
>young girls are heavily influenced by shit that you see in media which manifests in different ways
>one of these new trends is all of this pro-lgbt messages in cartoons (yuri being part of it) and they're more likely to be affected
>you see more girls becoming lesbians, especially in colleges they're everywhere, and they don't seem to grow out of it afterwards like they used to
>the most die-hard supporters of this are straight/bicurious women
Basically this will one day cause a huge bubble where you are going to have a lot of single women without husbands/children or it just continues to grow to the point where they use sperm donors to breed and men literally will become worthless other than sperm. Gay men don't have this leverage with current technology at least. It can't even be defended as "it's not going to affect anything" when that is beyond the point where we are, it's more of the fact that this exists shows that the times have changed where for most men they will choose women, for women it's being pushed to be around 50/50 men and women. This is going to leave a fuck ton of men with no choice other than be alone, be gay, kill themselves or start an uprising, none of which are good. We'll be Japan-tier within a few generations.
>>33268284
In theory yes but if the method is something that will fuck with the culture for at least a century later, then it isn't ideal, such as a nuclear war wouldn't be ideal. I differ from most /pol/acks in many ways (hell I don't even go there anymore) for example I don't think we just need to pump out kids to solve our problems, but keep a healthy consistent rate, but that will be impossible with the current situation.

File: __cosmog_lillie_and_mizuki_pokemon_pokemon_game_and_pokemon_sm_drawn_by_kurochiroko__619d3361be7a851e5c2cfb727d2f57db.jpg (74KB, 719x779px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 719x779px

>>33268363
This kinda makes me think that in the future, society could end up working just like in Koi to Uso... And I don't know how is the situation with the stem cells stuff, but wouldn't the worst case scenario for men be total extinction if women could reproduct by themselves?

But you're right, this is not the board for this discussion, feel free to respond this last post of mine, otherwise it shall ends here. Anyways, thank you for answering my question. I'll just leave one more MizuLillie image because why not.

>>33267424
Just no

>>33266164
Use my dick as a pacifier. Wait! I fucked up. That didn't sound right. I mean...

>>33268562
4% of the population paying tens of thousands to conceive a child will have a negligible impact on national fertility rates

>>33266164
Steal her chicken hat.

>>33269577
I found the asshole who would kill cats for fun.

>>33266164
can these kinds of threads fuck off...

File: 9ab68867cddd97211d45d4a4f2ce91f2.jpg (94KB, 600x826px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 600x826px

>>33268562
>if women could reproduct by themselves

I wish me and my mizuki can can reproduce without the help from other sorceress. Oh how I wish.


Wait!! Jirochi grants wishes!!

>>33267755
based reasonable anon

File: chify.png (314KB, 524x495px) Image search: [Google]

314KB, 524x495px

all she needs is a hug

File: 1502317984899.png (119KB, 445x330px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 445x330px

>>33269825
>Jirochi

File: icameheretolaughatyouscizor.png (121KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 640x480px

>>33268008
>thots ever being canon
Nice try

>>33268562
>MizuLillie
ew, fuck off
>Koi to Uso
Never mind, I see a man of quality taste

File: 8867156111550.png (353KB, 500x464px) Image search: [Google]

353KB, 500x464px

>>33270627
Stage 1: Denial - You are here
Stage 2: Anger
Stage 3: Bargaining
Stage 4: Depression
Stage 5: Acceptance
Stage 6 (optional): Suicide

>>33271799
>says I'm in denial
>his thot is so non-canon that she didn't even make it into the anime
I do believe that this is checkmate, my good man

File: 1495251329214.gif (554KB, 250x188px) Image search: [Google]

554KB, 250x188px

/vp/ has a shipping war, and has the audacity to post art from deviantart in the form of a "cringe thread".
You kids are retarded.

>>33271817
Last time I checked, Sunetty wasn't in the anime either. Didn't think this through, now did ya?

File: Klefki.jpg (25KB, 362x466px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 362x466px

>>33266164
>tfw accidentally used the pokedoll because i thought it was a pokeball

Pretend she's a ghost and I'm not a Hex Maniac so I don't have to deal with this annoying, psychopathically still smiling and wide eyed while crying child.

Benis in bagina

>>33266185
edge