This guy is 31 years old.

>>33264426
And you are an adult caring about what a 31 yo Pokemon fanatic tweets about

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>>33264426
he also has a girlfriend

>>33264426
Older people than him browse /vp/

>>33264426
How dare he express an opinion

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>>33264449

>>33264426
Didn't he said he liked the SM bar and people shouldn't bitch about it? What a retarded britbong shill

>>33264426
I agree with his hype. And i'm 28.

>>33264426
my father is 15 years older, generational gaps are real

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>>33264426
You heard the man. LET'S PARTY

>>33264426
Can someone point out the differences? I don't recognize a thing.

>>33264494
28 bro here as well. Man children unite!

>>33264528
SM bars were literally something a kid can do.

USUM bars are the old aesthetic that was seen before.

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>>33264528

>>33264426
and you? you are 11 That you have to post such a childhood??

Feels good being 20 and gen 10 will hit before I'm

Wtf I liked the idea of the paint splash

>>33264559
Not him but is English your first language

>>33264426
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

they looked fucking stupid

I liked the scribble. New HP bars are boring. Like we're battling robots instead of animals/monsters

>>33264570
yes

>>33264426
What? He's actually a year older than me? Figured I had 5 years on him at least.

>>33264426
I didn't even notice the scribble. Funny how autists seem to out themselves.

Waiting for someone to explain how this is any different than Sonic's arm color.

>>33264615
I forgot about it and now I miss it, because it wasn't a problem to me, but comparing the nice paint splashes with the basic green bar they have here, the old shit was nicer
I never knew the splashes were a problem to anybody

>>33264581
Indeed. I didn't like the "scribble" at first but after seeing how nature-y the theme of Alola is, it fit. Feels completely wrong to see these bars there knowing it's Alola again.

>>33264426
I kind of agree with the autist. I don't know what they were thinking with the neon scribble. Just looked out of place.
I guess they were trying to go with the hawaiian theme, but it looked more 80s to me.

>>33264551
Right, it's like a paint splotch. I guess I don't care either way since I barely notice it. Thanks for posting it.

>>33264426
>>33264494
>>33264538

29 here, shut up.

Honestly, I had more of a problem with the UI than I did with the HUD. I hope that if they swapped the paint splotch, they can swap out the bottom screen as well.

>>33264606
Damn

>>33264426
>21
I'm gonna find new hobbies someday... right?

>>33264426
>defends scribble when SM came out
>glad its gone now with USM coming out
Shills gonna shill, hopefully Nintendo takes care of him for his award winning dick riding

>>33264426
You wouldn't know it from his 21 year old profile pic.

>>33264780
>22
doesnt seem like it

>>33264426
the hp and text bars look horrible now

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Me and my wife are 31, we both play pokemon since the beginning with RBY in 1998.
We play competitive since the end of Gen2 and we love Pokemon over every other game.
You underaged idiots will never understand how awesome it is to share your hobby with the girl you love, grow up with her
and never stop playing with her. Fuck the haters, the core games are awesome.

>>33264780
I mean I did, so best of luck

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>>33264426
But Pokémon is rated E for Everyone.
It's for all ages.

>>33264810
I don't think he ever defended the scribbles

I liked the old bars better. New ones couldn't be more boring/generic if they tried.

The scribbles were comfy though. I think Sun/Moon were below average pokemon games overall, but the scribbles were definitely a good design choice.

>>33264941
The comment in the OP was referring to his apparent maturity level, i.e. screaming "PARTY TIME!" in a tweet, which makes him seem rather sophomoric.

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>>33264426
twitter

I liked the vapor wave scribbles. I would be down with shrinking them a little but what we got is just bland.

why do i get the feeling usum is gonna end up worse than sumo

>>33264860
10/10

36 here.

The only thing I have a problem with Joe is the fact that he knows everything.

Okay, you know everything about pokemon. It should be a good thing. But what is the big deal - it's just pokemon. Not more than that. You don't have to be so arrogant.

>>33264426
And?

>>33264551
>>33264528
>>33264545
>>33264686
It made me think of those solo cups with the wavy patterns. You know the ones.

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>>33264426
I liked the scribbles

>>33264643
>>33264581
They could've tried a happy medium. This is like some fan-made crap like Showdown or something.

>>33264494
>>33264538
>>33264732
22 here, fuck off grandpa

People are so sensitive about trivial things in these games. Who gives a shit what the hp bar looks like?

>>33264426
Finding out that people hated the scribbles was hilarious to me, I never even noticed them.

>>33264426
and gets money for it what do you do again?

>>33264426

>look mom xD I'm so mature because I'm shitting on 31 who have his own opinion xDDDDDDD because he's happy about children game hehehehehe

>>33264426

But he's autistic so we have to convert real years to autistic years (1 year = 0.42 autistic years), so he's around 13 here.

I'm surprised that no one thinks this is just a demo style.
Did the previews of SM stuff have the splashes?

I liked the scribbles.

>>33267277
Yes.

>>33264941
Fuck off Richard

Why do people get mad about him saying shit like this but not mad that his site is basically web 1.5 in fucking 2017. You'd think he made enough off ad revenue to hire a fucking UI/UX designer.

I liked the scribbles, they fit Alola's "lively nature" and kinda goofy theme. New ones looks just... meh.
18 here. There is hope left for me, right?

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>>33264426
>News is so scarce that this is being discussed

SM HP bars were aesthetic as FUCK

Shit taste all around

>>33264449
An ugly one.

>>33267312
Modern web design is fucking shit.

>UI has scribbles

It's an interesting design choice that adds character to this upcoming installment.

>UI gets rid of scribbles next game

Those scribbles were never good. The return to solid bars is just one of many reasons to be excited for Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.

>>33264449
>joe pulls out
>"until next time, see ya"

>>33267691
Personally I like the scribbles but don't really see how it added anything specifically for Alola, it just looked nice, this looks nicer

>>33267641
nah, she is a qt

That's 5 years older than me, and I know his sites been up for at least gen 3 news. Did he run the whole site himself as a teenager?

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>>33267713

But I liked the scribbles.

God forbid GF tried to give these boring games a personality.

>>33264458
feels bad man

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>>33267713

>>33267758
She's got very nice eyes but she's not that pretty otherwise

I know some of their friends, apparently she had a crush on him for years before he agreed to date her.

>>33264860
you living my dream my nigga.

Scribbles seem like such a random thing to remove. Were people really complaining about it that much? It's not like we left Alola for USUM so why remove that very specific thing?

>>33267827
I met her irl once. She was nice.

>>33264426

He's 31 years old, and already more successful than you are. Stop being an envious fuck and do something with your life.

>>33267853

So that they can say that they changed something.

>>33267737
They were basically that solo cup pattern that's supposed to invoke a feeling of waves

Waves and hawaii, you know where I'm going with this

>>33267853
They're not a problem at all until somebody points them out and suddenly they're the only thing I can see

>>33264860
>>33264941
>>33267863

the 3 best posts in this thread

>>33267761
Since gen 2 news, anon. He named himself and the site "Serebii" because that's what Celebi was known as back then.

>>33267761
There were a couple more people posting updates on the main page during the earliest days, but he was always the man behind it all.

>>33265914
38 here. Fuck off brat.

>>33269011
Cringe

>>33265574
He thinks* he knows everything that's the worst part.

>>33269090
Hi Pomf.

>>33265590
>>33267893
solo cups are those plastic cups, you're talking about the styrofoam cups seen in non-chain fast food places

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>>33269123
Hi Joe.

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>>33269143
No, they're talking about paper Dixie cups.

>>33269078
It's called age. It will happen to you too.

>>33264434
hes got you there op

>>33269179
>having shit genes that will make you look that different from aging in your fucking 20s

>>33269169
Funny, only ever saw these at dental cleaning

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>>33267827
>>33267758

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>>33269234

>>33269234

jesus christ

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>>33269234

>>33264860
It has been years since I've seen that image.

Does anybody really follow Joe anymore? I mean, I've seen other Pokénews sites rise up who either give out the same info that Serebii posts at the same time, or even post new info before Joe even says anything. Not to mention, these other guys are more likeable and not huge assholes like Joe.

Also cuter and easier on the eyes especially Pokéshopper and Pokéjungle

>>33269234
Well, still better than the pillow you love anon.

>>33264426
The scribbles were terrible though...

>>33269334
What news sites? No one has heard of them.

News is via leakers or Joe nowadays. The older pokenews sites are either bulbagarden which lost all credibility in gen 6, or went out of style.

>>33269344
My pillow has more warmth and emotion than that bitch Joe.

>>33269234
What will really get you is those are their "good sides".

>>33264860
34 here. I got my fiance back into it. She completed the Moon dex before I did.

>>33269334
Pokeshopper is literally just merch news, which is cool if you're into that I guess, and Pokejungle is an untrustworthy shitheap that reports every dumb fake leak on the Internet.

>>33269234

PFTHHHAHAHAHA

>>33269234
Holy shit those crusty ass lips.

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>>33269234
YOU SEE JOE

>>33269011
YIKES

>>33269264
>>33269292
>>33269576
>>33269751
I can literally guarantee these repliers masturbate At Least 10x more often than they have consensual sex with real humans

>>33270808
So they're every man who has ever existed?
Even if you masturbate the healthy amount (2-3x a week) and assuming you discovered yourself around 15-16 years old, to post on 4chan you would have yanked it 312 times by 18. Having slept with 3 women by 18 isn't exactly a terrible track record.

Learn some math before you open your mouth next time.

>>33270838
lmao brutal self own

>>33270808
I can literally guarantee this poster is a salty 4/10 female

>>33270838
>someone makes generic "lol virgin" joke
>takes it as a personal attack
Never change, 4chan

>>33270867
I can literally guarantee 9 out of 10 posters on here are ugly single outcasts, myself included. Posting rude comments about this very normal looking couple is an embarrassingly transparent coping mechanism

>>33270903
>stop body shaming!
>body shames.
Go back to tumblr.

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>>33270808
Nice damage control, ugly roastie. Now go to suck some Chad's dick.

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>>33270903
You are projecting while simultaneously talking about other people's "coping methods" Maybe you should just fuck off.

>>33270908
>posts photos to make fun of others' looks
>gets feelings hurt by general statement despite remaining anonymous
I can greentext too, snowflake

>>33270955
Not to be that guy, but she said "myself included"

>>33270952
I feel that this pic perfectly represents our discussion, thanx

>>33270838
>>33270867
>>33270903
>>33270908
>>33270952
>>33270955
>>33270959
>>33270970
fags

>>33269234
They look right for each other
Hope they're a happy couple

>>33271562
Thanks, we are.

>>33267641
Not ugly but not a looker either.

Nothing wrong with being average, though.

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>>33271646
>we are

>>33270586
AS A MATTER OF FACT

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>>33269234
That's clearly a bad picture of them. They've posted lots of others where they look nothing like that. Everyone has bad picture days

>>33271803
And everyone also has that particular angle they love to exploit. He's an example of this when you compare that pic with the one he uses for social media which is old as fuck.

Someone post that recent picture of him with a flag and some people (I think it was a Pokemon event) where he's facing the camera. Pure nightmare fuel.

>>33264426
>expecting joe to not be a manchild forever

>>33264434
OP is a child

>>33271803
To her defense I never saw her with a makeup
Which..might be a good or bad thing
On one hand she can look great if she actually put some effort and put makeup
On the other hand, a woman not putting make up means there is something wrong with her brain

>>33264449
well yeah how else are you supposed to stay motivated in this shitty existence?

>>33270877
>b-but was just a "generic lol virgin joke", I wasn't calling you that for real
Never change, 4chan

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>>33269264

This is why I love 4chan.
People are always funny here.

I feel good laugh.

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>>33264426
>They removed the meaningless Solo paper cup scribbles
>But they also removed the AESTHETIC HP bars

>>33269234
Maybe he's just into Severus Snape.

>>33272326
Holy fucking shit, go back to >>>reddit right now

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>>33269234
>that smug look

>>33269528
Why did bulbagarden lose their reputability?

>>33272548
lurk more

>>33267320
If I take off the trip, would you die?

>>33272548
They honestly never recovered from Wottergate.

>>33272586
That was fun.

>publicly slam Serebii on their site for falling for fake leaks and then lying about having sources that told him they were real
>used it to push their site as being for smart people that knew better
>turned out the leaks WERE real and he DID have sources that had told him so

This is why running non-anonymous smear campaigns is a bad idea, children.

>>33272548
I mean. Take your pick
>"I dont see why people use serebii for being slightly faster on news when ours is more thoughroughly"
>Proceeds to post really wrong stuff

>Lol lets lock editing for everyone bar admins for first 3 months of a gen release

>Secret underage porn thread on forum

And much more!

>>33264426
so what?

>wow ur a certain age so that means u can't have fun with whatever you enjoy doing anymore!

attitudes like that need be wiped from the face of the earth. keep in mind that you will be 31 or even older one day as well and you wouldn't wanna be in the position of getting judged over something so trivial either.

>>33272663
I very specifically remember when Corocoro leaked with the new B2W2 map and Serebii updated immediately, while Bulbapedo took two days. They specifically said this was to make absolutely certain their translation was correct. The article mentioned that B2W2 would add more Pokemon to the Unova dex for a total of 300, and Bulbapedo mistranslated this and claimed the Unova dex would have 300 NEW Pokemon, thus making a total of 450. Serebii had the correct translation up on day 1.

That's when they lost all credibility for me.

>>33272682
Not op, but i think he meant the way Joe writes and not the fact that he is tweeting about Pokémon. The "PARTY TIME!" is kinda cringey coming from a 30yo

>>33271803
Why are we pretending anyone from the UK isn't inbred as fuck?

>>33272618
That's why they do it here now.

>>33270838
>2-3time a week
>healthy

>>33274552
This. Once per day at least

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>>33274616
I did it 5 times a day in my prime. I mean I'm luckily past that. But still.

>>33274671
By five times a day I hope you mean, 4 times to edge, then the fifth to release.

>>33274687
edging is took up too much time so I just hurried and got it over with asap so I could focus on important stuff.

>>33274687
edging it*

>>33264551
How did i never see those before

>>33270586
IN THIS BUSINESS

CALL ME KING