Trigger /vp/ Thread

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>>33257501
Trying too hard. This is how you trigger /vp/:

May was a better romantic choice for Ash than Dawn.

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>>33257526
Best girl!

>Serena is best waifu
>Kris is shit
>Incinororoar is a beautiful bara woman
>Decidueye deserves more recognition
>Sun Moon Anime has better animation than XY
>HGSS is fun
>I love new orange doggo
>Not all Pokemon fans are furries but all furries are Pokemon fans

>>33257501

Gen VII is top 3
Chicken-chan is worst female design

>>33257501
>You all are just a bunch of whiny manchildren that have unrealistic expectations that inevitably will lead you all to disappointment
Sounds like you started this thread well, you're the first one who's triggered enough to bring out your insecurities in a form of projection.

Who hurt your feelings? Those who aren't hyped for USUM?

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>>33257527
DELET THIS

SM are flawed but fundamentally good main series games

SuMo

Everyone here is an autistic newfag.

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>>33257501
Hau is a good rival

>>33257553
>Incinororoar is a beautiful bara woman

>>33257553
>Sun Moon Anime has better animation than XY
People here still deny it?

We should really stop laughing at PokemonXD Gale of Darkness

Easy.
Iris is our only dragon type champion since a majority of her team consists of Dragon types. Lance is just a stronger Falkner since his team consists of mostly flying types.

>>33257647
>XD
Fuck off reddit

Verlisify is the best pokemon youtuber
Physical Mantine, Alakazam, Dragalge and Magearna are viable in OU
SM cutscenes are fun
Lillie is the best Pokemon character
High Jump Kick is better than Close Combat
There is nothing wrong with Wojak and Pepe posting on /vp/
HGSS are the best in the series
Unova introduced the best pokemon designs
Stall is the best and the healthiest playstyle
Gliscor, Volcarona, Mega Mawile and Mimikyu suck and are incredibly overrated
Chesnaught and Incineroar are the best starters ever

>>33257725
But Anon, all that you said is correct, you will never trigger anybody with that.

>>33257967
shut up Verlisify.

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>>33257547
>posting kristian weston chandler

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>>33257967

>>33257501
>"Edgy" fangames like Pokemon Rejuvination are more interesting than the cut & paste adventures the official game gives us
>ROMhacking isn't worth the effort
>Pokemon that are just [Animal] + [Element] are uncreative
>Clover is better than Sage
>Aus could've been better than them both if the devs didn't give up
>If you play Pokemon for the story, watch the anime, or ship ANY of the characters, then you might be mentally handicapped
>"it's cute" is not a valid argument for a Pokemon
>Digimon has a better roster than Pokemon; and even has a better roster of recolor mons
>Nuzlocking doesn't make the campaign harder. Just more tedious
>anyone who grows attached to their Pokemon needs to check into a mental ward

Pokemon should not cater to Smogonfags

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This anon seemed to do a pretty good job:
>>33257195

Pic not related.

>>33257501
Call me triggered, but imo all the mainstream games are objectively bad, and only successful because a bunch of normies became degenerates through it and gamefreak's incredible effort:payout ratio.

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>>33257501
Kukui is the Masked Royal.

/vp/ deserves to suffer. They don't want a quality Pokemon game, they just want Showdown on the 3DS with only waifumons

>>33258395
>they
>they
I remember my first 4chan angst too, that was ages ago. You'll get over it when you grow a thicker skin.

UltSuUltMo will be great games

/tr/ > /vp/

~~**~~Don't let your dreams stay dreams! Reach for the stars!!~~**~~

makoto is a girl. trapfags fuck off.

>>33257501
SuMo are garbage.

>>33258207
Go back to /v/ Sonyfag.

Incineroar is one of my favorite Pokemon

>>33258213
Look man there's trying to trigger /vp/ and there's being clinically retarded

>>33257501
This

>>33258658
Sony+Nintendo+PC is the best combo for modern gaming systems. Nintendo has gimmicks and exclusives, Sony has incredible dev teams and exclusives, and PC has your other niche games (also multiplayer on PC is the only way to really go.)

Youtube users around the world:
Greninja, Charizard, Delphox, Blaziken, Infernape are the best starters Pokémon
Serena is the best character
XY is the best game and the first to reach the world in all aspects and 3D
FRGL are good characters
Story, Battles: XY, DP
Pokémon: All generations, specially 1st, 6th gen.

People don't particulary phone posters, but what about 3DS posters?

>>33262777
There is no higher form of shitposting than posting on /vp/ with your 3DS.

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>>33257527
I wonder what aspect of that would trigger /vp/ most?

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>fire and fighting starters are the best way to go

>we'll all live knowing incineroar was going to be fire/fighting but they changed its typing last minute to save some achey bungholes