Anon Plays: Pokemon Academy Life

>>33257465
*by best, I mean the least butchered in design

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So, we're starting off in the gym, to the place where Leaf took us against our will. We all know she's gonna rape us in some way eventually.

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>>33257486
Wow. We aren't even two fucking pictures into the thread and a design has already been ruined. Good fucking job, art team.

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>>33257494
Why is everyone in this school famous? We get it, this school has prestige, but god damn, you don't have to get the entire population of the first six regions in the school.

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>>33257517
>"Good one! My sides!"
>"my sides!"
>my sides
I didn't know this school was /r/4chan. Maybe that explains why my doctor prescribed prozac.

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>>33257562
Oh shit, this really was an inner city school. Maybe I could convince someone here to beat me to death.

>>33257562
>hating on my sides
my sides
But yeah, that sentence could be removed and that line would be better off for it.

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>>33257593
Oh shit, we actually get to name our charmander.
"Er... what was his name again?"
9 or repeats decides.

>>33257614
Agumon

>>33257614
BURASTO

>>33257626
reroll

>>33257614
Scrungus Chungus

>>33257614
Wungus

>>33257614
Vlinny

>>33257614
Squirtle

>>33257614
e

>>33257614
Fireandfury

>>33257626
re

>>33257657
reroll

>>33257660
Re

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>>33257669
We could have made a burasto meme. But no, you chose to put all of 2 seconds into thinking of a letter, pressing the keyboard and posting.
I'm already suffering enough as it is. Why must you hurt me in this way?

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>>33257690
Fucking christ, they could have at least put a LITTLE effort into the calendar ffs

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>>33257712
So, it's the next day and we're in our class. Apparently, there are going to be tests. I think I already know how this is gonna turn out.

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>>33257722
Here's our schedule for the tests.

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>>33257741
GODDAMN IT WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FUCKING EXPOSITION
AND WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT WE FUCK UP ON THESE TESTS.

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>>33257757
Alright, here's our first question for review. Please just get it right. You know the answer and getting it right will help us in the long run.
Multiples of 12 decides (no repeats)

Mud Fish

>>33257796
better pick water frog, you nerd

>>33257796
It's a fish that lives in the mud you nerd

>>33257806
re

>>33257796
Land Fish

>>33257850
>off by two
fuck
rerolling agin

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>>33257866
Fuck it, since none of you guys can get a get aside from this, I'm allowing this get.
It was right, anyway, so good job. Our insight increased.

Someone make a "Horton Gets a Get" meme

>>33257932
No picture because left click simulator, but there are gonna be elective quizzes on Fridays, and while the quiz grades don't count, this shit's gonna be on our final, so don't fuck up.

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>>33257940
Alright, so there's an actual battle simulator in this game. We're using Alder's mon for this against a balloon. Run and Team don't do anything right now, but you can tell me to press them for shits and giggles. I won't post the result, I'll just say what happens and ask for another input.
Torturing OP will result in me just choosing fight after two choices because I'm already suffering enough here.

>>33257964
Odd numbers decide

>>33257971
fight

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>>33257977
Thank you for not being an asshole
Evens decides

>>33257993
Bog Bozz

>>33257993
flamethrower

>>33257993
Flamethrower

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>>33258004
Thank ye
It took a couple of moves, so I alternated in between Flame and bozz

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>>33258024
Alright, so we're in a battle right now with Blue.
Bear with me here, I have hentai in the next tab over.

>>33258038
what kind of hentai?

>>33258038
are you fapping while playing?

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>>33258038
Multiples of 4 decide, but not 4 itself.
(Eg. 04 is not one, 64 is)
>>33258047
Catching up on deception

>>33258053
bite

>>33258053
Bite

>>33258053
BITE ZA DUSTO

>>33258053
Ember

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>>33258069
re

>>33258053
fucking bite him already

>>33258053
bite

>>33258053
BIIIIIITE

>>33258053
bite the dusto

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>>33258099
We bit him, he tackled us and crit.
evens decides next
>>33258107
>>33258125
Fuuuck, guys! Give me a break!
I told you to bear with me! I had to close my tab cause I snapped back to the thread.

>>33258053
i swear to god type chart does not work so bubble can't kill you at all

>>33258138
Bite

>>33258138
fight

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>>33258166
Alright, just autofighting at this point, tell me the move.

>>33258173
Mordisco

>>33258173
Bite

>>33258182
>>33258184
I just bit until the battle was over. Nothing else to it.

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>>33258196
So, Lunch passed by, we got a lecture from everyone about how we should give a shit, fairy class passed by and gay, last period passed by and nothing happened, Leaf was planning on forcing us to hang out, but we wanted to check out the rec center (specifically, the pool) and she got flustered I WONDER WHY and left. Now we're at a pool that has a fancier and more expensive interior than all of the schools we've ever gone to irl combined.
I wonder who we're gonna run into here...
Probably a GIRL...
Probably a WATER TYPE TRAINER...
I wonder who... maybe my memory's a bit Mist- uh, Foggy, sorry.

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>>33258235
So, we met Musty officially, made up for shit, talked about water pokemon, and then saw /ourguy/ spying.

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>>33258247

>>33258247
They used the anime desing,god damn it.

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>>33258247
Brendan said he'd meet us at the battle hall after classes. The entire day just passed by and we're there now.

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>>33258296
So, we're at the battle hall again for the first Battle Team match of the season.
And right when Chad starts stuffing his cheeks with the snacks that Brendan brought...
Lance looks at us and calls us out from in the stands.
I can only imagine where this is leading to.

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>>33258342
Wow. He's an asshole. In front of the whole crowd too.

>>33258342
Holy fuck, that hair.

>>33258349
Lance can go fuck himself in his sorry ass.

>>33258342
The fuck is up with Lance's hair???

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>>33258349
I mean, I believe that too, but don't say it too loudly, man! Last time someone insulted Chad, I caught him pretending to cut himself with a razor claw and trying to get likes and follows on Tumblr. Took me weeks to get him off and even so, he still has a couple of fake scars on his arm, man.
Also, yeah, he may eat a lot, but if you fatshame him, he's just gonna wanna go on tumblr more. Don't do this to me, man. Please.

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>>33258374
... I smell a meme

>>33258392
You know the drill! Give me about five minutes...

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>>33258400

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>>33258421
A battle is happening between venomoth and Claydol. What will happen?
5 decides

>>33258448
The matchup is even because filthy moth carries energy ball

>>33258454
Nope, roll again.
C'mon, we all know the deus ex here

>>33258465
>roll again
>get 5
so what do we get

>>33258448
Claydol is gonna get his ass kicked

>>33258477
re

>>33258472
Nothing. I stole the get :^)
>>33258477
A winnar is you
Venomoth triple quiverdanced and giga drained claydol, OHKOing it.

>>33258486
I swear to god it carried energy ball, not giga drain

>>33258490
It carried both.

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>>33258448
So, we're done, there's a quiz today, and shit like that.
Some students were being assholes and talking shit behind my back because of lance. I really didn't care until Whitney fought back (yay!). I mean, I'm all for more Whitney, but Jesus, we don't need her to save our ass every time.

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>>33258518
Should I even ask for rolls for these ones? You guys obviously know the answers. I'm only doing this so you guys have something to do, but it opens up trolls getting it wrong on purpose.
Idk, maybe I have too little faith, but then again, this is 4chan.
Anyway, 3 decides.

>>33258545
7

>>33258545
5

>>33258545
5, we living in G1 boys.

>>33258563
Are you fucking serious?

>>33258571
no. choose 6 instead i forgot about hp

>>33258545
8

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>>33258571
Let's try that again.
HOW MANY.
BASE STAT.
CATAGORIES.
ARE THERE?
>>33258577
THANK you, class! Those doubles very NICELY OVERRIDES THE WRONG ANSWER. Let's go with that!

>>33258571
He's a genwunner, so it checks out.

>>33258587
12

>>33258556
>>33258563
>>33258568
>>33258578
Class, these are the special children! Everybody say hi! Now, they may learn at a slower rate than you all, so please try to have some patience with them, and please DOn't bully them! They're just... special!
>>33258595
This one is especially special! Don't bully him!

>>33258608
3

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>>33258608
Next question, 6 decides.

>>33258624
Uhhhhh, Technical Mathingydoobap?

>>33258624
Close your eyes and choose at random

>>33258624
Teaching Machine, obviously. What else would a thing that teaches you a move be called?

>>33258624
the correct answer is techincal machine

>>33258624
technical machine.

>>33258633
Fair enough

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>>33258652
Holy shit I actually picked right.
In all seriousness, I DID pick blind.That choice actually made me laugh, so I decided to do it and accept the consequences if It was wrong. Glad I got it right anyway.

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>>33258673
A consolation prize for the genwunners.

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>>33258685
Alright, so Oak wants to see us in the research center and we're contemplating bringing Leaf.
Thoughts?
If your number is odd and you choose no, you win, if your number is even and you choose yes, you win. Repeats and zero for either

>>33258704
dont invite the non-existant waifu

>>33258704
No, fuck her

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>>33258713
A winner is you!
In the mean time, we're in the lab, but this is the only thing you need to know about the lab.

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>>33258725
Alright, they didn't butcher Clemont too hard. The artstyle's shit, but at least we can't see his eyes.

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>>33258754
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

>>33258764
YOU FUCKING JYNXED IT

so how did you react to roxanne making half of the room deaf

>>33258808
Earrape is my fetish :^)

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>>33258764
0 or 69 decides

>>33258851
fairy and gress

>>33258851
grass and ice, I am overtaking this canon with my two choices

>>33258851
Fag and Plant

>>33258869
You even got THE FUCKING SPECIFIC GET.
AND YOU COULDN'T STOP FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS.
WHY.
QUADS AND SUICIDE

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>>33258888

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>>33258888
RIP

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>>33258888

>>33258915
Your time has come. The suffering is over.

>>33258888
SCREENCAP THIS SHIT PEOPLE

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>>33258915
Its not over yet Anon.
Not even death knows peace from this pain.

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>>33258941
I WILL LIVE
The bullet that was shot merely grazed my forehead because I was backbent laughing at the quads!
AND I HAVE GOTTEN THE ANSWER RIGHT.

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>>33258980
From now on, to lower the suicide rate, I'm gonna just ask for gets on the Social questions and battle.
2 decides this one

>>33259003
"I can't take it anymore!" to reflect your recent thoughts

>>33259003
you need to be a social autist, dodge the question

>>33259003
I can't take it anymore - go for it

>>33259003
Fourth answer

>>33259020
reroll

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>>33259003
>>33259011
You win, and now we got +1 with Brendan and Tierno, but everyone else is unimpressed.
>>33259020
Lose the trip. I don't take answers from trips or names. Nothing personal, it's just that I don't want to spawn any, ah... Student-kuns.

>>33259037
Got you anon.

>>33259063
Thanks

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>>33259037
Erika is slepp. What do we do?
Remember: our perception is on the line

>>33259110
Just let her sleep

>>33259110
Erika a shit, ignore her

>>33259110
Let her sleep, Anon

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>>33259110
Slepp well Erika

>>33259110
leave waifu alone, getting suspended is not worth it

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>>33259110
Fuck, I forgot to ask for a get, but everyone seems pretty resolute on not waking her up, so... We didn't and our perception went up!

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>>33259138
UH

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>>33259146

>>33259146
(CANT WAKE UP)

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>>33259146
LET'S IGNORE THAT FOR NOW
A pokemon called out.

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>>33259190
groudon.jpg
Anyway, we're in gay class again

>>33259195
what the hell
i don't remember her
which classes is she again

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>>33259201
*inhales loudly*
GAY
CLASS,
ANON.

>>33259195
Glad to know that her stare is just as dead as the original games

>>33259195
R'sD challenged us to a battle again. This is getting really fucking old.
I had to go through 4 FUCKING CAPATCHAS for this.

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>>33259223
And of course I forget the picture.

>>33259223
>not using Legacy
Shiggy diggy.

>>33259223
The picture Captchas actually look to see how fast your mouse moves to the images, so don't beeline to the correct ones or it will make you choose more. If you choose the images then just kind of shake the mouse around a little bit you can get through quicker.

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>>33259231
Alright, let's just get this over with.
First 4 moves to be posted get used in that order. That should be enough.

>>33259255
Bite

>>33259255
just bite his ass until he die- I mean, faints.

>>33259255
Also, sex in the game is not a thing. We need to change that.
http://www.pokemonacademylife.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=329
Vote here

>>33259255
Bitt

>>33259255
Bait.

>>33259255
Ember for the fatality I guess

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>>33259255
Fuck it, we beat him.

>>33259266
>anon plays
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>33259266
How lewd.

>>33259299
100% lewd. The players can censor it later.
Or they can make a censored and uncensored version

is there a way to date the best girl?

>>33259350
I sure hope so.

>>33259350
who is the best girl

>>33259350
What's the point? Best girl was revealed like 5 threads ago, and they made her terrible.

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>>33259295
Alright, we've been invited onto the battle team. Do we accept?
Y'all better not fuck this up, y'hear?
4, 16, 64, or repeats decides.

>>33259375
YEEEEEEEEEEES

>>33259375
You must be antisocial autistic basementfag, so you better say no

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>>33259375

>>33259375
(Y)

>>33259375
Yes, obviously.

>>33259403
>Off by one

>>33259375
yes we do, janine is based

>>33259375
Just say yes and get on with it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13676988
Fug
Also, fine I'll say yes

>>33259375
sure

>>33259375
Accept.

>>33259433
does anyone even have the guts to train FUG

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>>33259433
Only right option

>>33259459
I think your finger slipped as you were reaching for a picture of Whitney

>>33259433
Tfw you actually like Flannery the best but know she'll never win and choose cow tits instead.

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>>33259375
Alright, so the Deviantart gang and I are going out to catch pokemon.

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>>33259480
Wait, what the fuck? That's IT?!
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IT ENDS HERE?

>>33259519
YOU ARE SHITTING US

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>>33259519
Oh well,you can rest now.

>>33259525
I'M NOT, THESE ASSHOLES SAID THAT THERE WOULD BE FREE EXPLORATION AND SHIT IN THEIR GAME SOON. THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

>>33259552
SOON ENOUGH translates to "sometime this year"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7osyZxB72A

>>33259575
So... This is basically end for (now) Anon Plays, right?

>>33259588
Weeeeeelll...

YOU TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

>>33259595
Find an even worse pokemon VN

>>33259600
YOU HAD TO FALL
TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

>>33259519
>not even a kissu
FUCK!

>>33259607
I don't think one exists.
But you can bet I'll be back for more self-inflicted pain when the devs stop being Lazy and finish up the game!

>>33259588
Well, he can try playing a different game.

I mean, people already have did the edgy fangames like Reborn or Rejuvenation (well, one person did both), but it'd be nice to see somebody new react to them.

I WANTED TO FUG BRENDAN GOD DAMNIT.

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>>33259519
>>33259584

>>33259631
May anyone explain what the fuck is Pokemon VN?

>>33259641
VN stands for visual novel, which is what this time game is

>>33259633
I've heard of Reborn, but what is Rejuvenation?

>>33259658
Rejuvenation is basically Reborn's fangame. It's like Rejuvenation, except apparently we will fight Elite 8 instead of Elite 4. There's also Shadow Pokemon, ala Orre. Fairly sure Gym Leaders also have special moves.

There's also the usual "OW THE EDGE," though at least the game has a bunch of content even though it's only 11 badges in, and it can be genuinely hard at times.

11 badges in, you still don't have a Key Ring, only Mega Stones and that's if you did sidequests. There was even a "SURPRISE MATHAFUCKA" mega during a plot battle against gym leader that doesn't give you a Badge, though it's been de-Mega'd a few Versions ago.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13676988/r
>Leaf managed to get first place
YEEEEES

>>33259709
Oh yeah, I forgot. Yes, the last three Gym Leaders so far have Megas, and that's on the "normal" difficulty. On "hard" difficulty, they eventually start using legendaries like it's nobody's business.

>>33259712
why does /vp/ insist on not liking gym leaders?

let pokegirls like whitney or flannery win for once, protagonists are fucking boring.

>>33259735
I voted for Leaf just to mess with OP. If he wants Whitney, he can have her.

>>33259735
I dont think it has anything to do with a protagonist/gym leader bias,is just that most gym leaders are bit too "eccentric" I guess for most people tastes.

>>33259633
Yeah, that's a pretty good idea.

>>33260012
NEXT TIME ON POKEMON EDGYBORN

WE ARE WATCHING SOMEBODY DIE BY JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE