Things Gamefreak fails at.

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>>33244148
But I like both male and female Primarina. They (as in, the starters) should all be 50/50, honestly.

>>33244162
This

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>>33244148
50/50 or bust. Making a starter be locked to one gender would only cause controversy and backlash to fans who would have liked one gender, and seeing as they're starters there's going to be a higher likelihood of disappointment.

>>33244148
But then I can't name my Primarina "Fabio".

>>33244181
Primarina is simply unable to be male, sorry faggot.

>>33244148

Fossils, Eevee, and Lucario have the same ratio

It has nothing to do with the Pokemon's design and everything to do with making them harder to breed, because they're gift Pokemon that you're only supposed to get one of

>>33244195
>shove Ditto up their ass
Wow, so hard.

>>33244205
wahts a deeto

>>33244148
I'm sure there's a method to their madness.

>>33244212
Ask your mum.

>>33244184
It's not called the tranny seal for nothing ;^)

>>33244205

Ditto doesn't count for obvious reasons

They're supposed to be rare Pokemon, so they get a ratio that reflects their rarity, nothing more to it

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>>33244148
>He doesn't want to be humilliated by a Femroar

>>33244148
I don't get why they can't just make a 50/50 gender split for the starters.

>>33244195
>making them harder to breed
People who care would just reset the game anyway. It makes the whole thing more tedious than anything.

>you're only supposed to get one of
Might as well make them unbreedable if that's what they want.

>>33244237
me mum abandoned me as a child

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>>33244188
>yet another insecure white dude

>>33244188

the majority of them are males

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>>33244188
You're just jealous that you can't look that fabulous.

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If this is male then I want to suck a dick.

>>33244348
Trap primarina is best sea lion

>>33244188
Primarina should've just got a drastic design change as male.

>>33244497
No.

>>33244497
No.

>>33244497
No.

>>33244497
Yes!

>>33244148
It's supposed to make them harder to breed, thus harder to obtain. It doesn't.

It would have been ideal to give Primarina a male form. Like a big fat opera actor.

>>33244484
The one I got in my game was Modest, couldn't reset over that.

>>33244500
>>33244503
>>33244512
samefag

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>>33244659
Why would I samefag about this? It's a terrible idea.

>>33244670
nice paint edit

>>33244670
don't reply to bait

>>33244670
Even if you're not a samefag you're still trapfag/waifufag. Effeminate male Primarina is stupid.

>>33244684
Honestly, I don't really care. We've had more masculime mons with 50/50 gender ratios, etc.

Seriously, you could find a female Machamp.

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>>33244259
>He wants to be humiliated by ugly fem tiger

>>33244681
t. trannysealfug

>>33244697
>Seriously, you could find a female Machamp.
And I think Machamp needs a feminine variant too.

I'm not expecting every gender difference to be as drastic as Phantasy Star beast people, but if a mon is going to have a hypermasculine/hyperfeminine form, it should either be that gender exclusively, or have an opposing form as well.

>>33244732
lol

>>33244684
It doesn't matter if you find it stupid, there are enough fans of Primarina who prefer it male so that it would be objectively be a bad idea to change the design for male ones, disappointing a big chunk of the fans and just to appeal to people who didn't care about the design from the beginning. I prefer female Primarina myself, for the record.

>>33244515
>It would have been ideal to give Primarina a male form. Like a big fat opera actor.
Fuck, now I want a fat female primarina that's a famous opera singer to represent the phrase "it's not over until the fat lady sings".

>>33244732
>>33244732
I don't really think we should give them drastic forms though, namely because they are basically animals. After all, should we change male Mightyena to look like small bitches? Because Female hyenas tend to be bigger and male hyenas tend to be submissive to the bigger females. (Not a joke, either).

>>33244750
>should we change male Mightyena to look like small bitches
Shit nigger, did you even read my post?

>>33244757
Eh, I do have terrible vision. I probably missed the not.

>>33244750
You'd think you'd make a good point against the idea suggested by that other anon, but I actually find your mightyena idea interesting, if anything.

If gamefreak is enough of a bitter bitch to make vespiquen and salazzle gender-dependant evos while leaving their male prevos permanently useless just to make a design point, there's virtually no reason why male lanturns shouldn't be parasitic chinchou-looking motherfuckers that are implied to stick by a big lanturn female their whole life. Or for male oricorio to be colorful girly-looking birds while females are all as boring as female unfezant. Or for them to invent their own unique gender dimorphisms, even! make female machamp even bigger than male machamp, and imply they're stronger and dominant in nature, like amazone warriors or something. Make female lurantis bigger and more feral than male lurantis and imply they eat their partner's head (SM had no shortage of dark dex entries, this shouldn't be a problem). Make female durant extremely rare and evolve into a queen ant that is in war with vespiquen. If they're so fixed in building an universe with alternate realities and complex lore they might as well just make their world livelier by adding flavor to the pokemon's biology.

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I have a male, shiny Popplio which I don't plan on using (IVs aren't perfect and I can't be bothered to train it to level 100). I was thinking of doing my US run using either that Popplio and a non-shiny, female Popplio (I'd probably just use those two as my entire team at that point) or the shiny Popplio + one of the other two starters. What do?

>>33244816
To be honest, it would be interesting if they did make more biologically accurate Pokemon as well. Maybe have some sprinkled in next gen?

(Just don't change trannyseal, I need excuses to name something Fabio)

While we're at it, when will we get a black widow mon where males are complete garbo?

>>33244732
But Primarina is only feminine by human standards. To other Pokémon it might look very masculine

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>>33244851
I mean, I guess that's technically an argument if you're a species of heavily feminine opera singing seals.

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Sea lions are sexually dimorphic. Primarina's head shape more closely resembles a male sea lion's head, due to the crest which pushes their skull upwards. If there were male and female versions of Primarina to represent their real life counterparts, the current Primarina would more accurately be the male variant of the Pokemon.

>>33244909
But it looks like a female Pokemon according to humans, so it has to be 100% female! No buts.

>>33244148
All starters should be 50/50
>>33244188
Kek
>>33244446
You do dicks are great

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>>33244909
>tfw they introduce gender differences for Primarina
>male one stays the same
>female is the only one that's slightly altered

I'd love to see that just to trigger the autists on this board

>>33244909
Nigger that's just how GF designs cartoon mammalian heads.

Look at Braixen and Delphox.

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>>33244927
>get more realism and accuracy
>trigger autists
win/win

>>33244936
Just an average day for /vp/.

>>33244837
Salandit, Combee.

>>33244958
Dunno about Salandit, but last time I checked, bees don't become somewhat-humanoid geometry soup.

>>33244148
>he wants incineroar to have no egg moves

>>33244148
They did this to make breeding more difficult. Like Ditto isn't a thing.

>>33244252
>Ditto doesn't count because I say so
10/10 reasoning

Why is this thread filled with literal BARAS?!?

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>>33244148

>Not liking your butch but sensitive wrasslin' tiger

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>>33244750
>>33244816
Here's the thing though: The Popplio line could have been the perfect opportunity for GameFreak to showcase drastic gender appearance in a starter, most because it's based on a pinniped, which have sexual dimorphism in real life.
Primarina looks pretty small and frail, and her male counterpart could've just been something that entirely revolves around strength. Male pinnipeds in general are no fucking joke when they get territorial.
Pic related because they're fucking massive.

Trannyfags are so obnoxious, god damn.

This board needs to be purged of Tumblrinas.

>Incinaroar
>100% female

Haha no :D

>>33244684
Nah it's hot so is femroar

>>33244148
You know, not every person is the same size?
Some look more girlish, some mor boyisch.

Why does every Incineroar have to be male?

There are enough woman, who are not looking like a super female person in the world.

>>33244148
I don't see decidueye being female at all.
There's nothing feminine about it.

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>>33246694
What about now?

>>33246347

Chickens have more sexual dimorphism and yet Blaziken is the same shit for both genders. I doubt they would ever do drastic gender differences because it would seem unfair to the other starters, unless they actually gave them to all 3.

>>33246465
Someone has a tranny fetish.