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nigga

>>33237558
pretty snazzy. What is that, a fire grass type?

LOL the lineart is terrible and also, Mamoswine isn't a Gen 2 Pokemon so this isn't possible.

>>33237558
??!!

>>33237558
That's too goofy to be real, but it'd be great if it was. And a Ground/Grass Mamoswine would totally outclass Torterra

>>33237564
>Looks like a pineapple.
>Fire type?

Wot?

Piloswananas

>>33237558
Holy shit that's really cute actually, wouldn't mind if it was real

they aren't in a shitty new artstyle with round, simplified patterns. fake.

>>33237558
While this is fake, it reminded me, has this month's corocoro been leaked past the cover, or is it too soon?

why would a mammoth turn into a pineapple

>>33237570
For some reason, it looked like a leafy volcano.

>>33237569
>Too goofy to be real
Mega Slowbro and alolan Exeggutor say hello.

>>33237576
Why would a coconut tree be a dragon?

>>33237558
not on DA
>>33237575
tomorrow most likely >>33236882

>>33237576
Why would a whac-a-mole game grow hair?

when are you guys going to smarten up and put furigana in your fake leaks, jfc.. that's the number one thing that lets me know it's fake, other than the shitty artwork

>>33237558
>Corocoro leaks right now that the latest issue came out and the next one still has to be printed

You can't be this guillible

>>33237580

Cause it's based on a Dragon Palm? Google.

Swinub's white outline is much thicker than Piloswine's and that bothers me. Attention to detail is necessary if you want to make a convincing fake.

>>33237576
Why would a house cat suddenly decide to stand up and become a cartoony heel pro wrestler?

>>33237579
also its japan
they can be goofy as they want with the pokemon

>>33237558
this looks so fuckin stupid
i like it

>>33237585
pele's hair

Fake and gay

>>33237602
this is literally the same level of justification as saying Piloswine would become a Pineapple because "pineapple"

>>33237558
>>based off hawaiin dishes and wildlife
This gotta be real

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Post more pics or fuck off

WHEN DO WE GET ALOLAN QUAGSIRE THAT'S ALSO WATER/FIRE?

>>33237616
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pele%27s_hair
retard

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Ground/Grass or Ice/Grass?

>>33237634
fake/ass

>>33237634
stars out as just grass then it goes to Grass/electric
because its yellow

>>33237566
>muh patterns
I think this proves it's real.

>>33237626
Oh fuck, it can be real

>>33237558
yey some fake leaks so people do care about USUM afterall

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>>33237640
If this ends up being real then it's just another example why I'm not buying this game

Does it taste like pineapple tho?

>>33237558
I would main Alolan Mamoswine if this was real!

>>33237558
If this is legit, it's gonna be shit.

>>33237616
Diglett's a ground type. Pele's hair is formed from volcanic activity. You take a ground type and expose it to a region with volcanic activity, it grows pele's hair. There's a little bit of logic to it, it's not just random, like piloswine pineapple.

I want to bereive

In case anybody wants a summary of how many Johto Pokemon can get Alolan forms, due to me counting which ones don't have evolutions in future games or megas, I've made a full list.
>Furret
>Noctowl
>Ledian
>Ariados
>Xatu
>Azumarill
>Sudowoodo
>Jumpluff
>Sunflora
>Quagsire
>Wobbuffet
>Girafarig
>Forretress
>Dunsparce
>Granbull
>Qwilfish
>Shuckle
>Ursaring
>Magcargo
>Octillery
>Mantine
>Skarmory
>Donphan
>Stantler
>Smeargle

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>>33237558
no es fake

>>33237558
Finally, some non-shitty fakes/leaks. These are much more plausible than that shitty genesect jurassic park shit.

>>33237569
Alolan dugtrio exist, so anything is possible really...

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>>33237656
>Alolan Girafarig

>>33237656
>Smeargle

A gimmickmon? ROFL.

> due to me counting which ones don't have evolutions in future games or megas
> counts prevolutions in future games

>Dunsparce

In your memes.

>>33237558
I want this to be real so bad.
Pls don't be pulling at my heart strings here OP. No one's called DA BS, and I am letting myself beleive

>>33237656
i think smergle is too gimicky for a alola form
nothing will save ledian

>>33237669
I counted preevos because shit like Pichu got Alolan forms, so Pokemon with preevos still count.

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>>33237569
That's too goofy to be real, but it'd be great if it was. And a Fire/Ghost Marowak would totally outclass Chandelure.

>>33237626
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineapple
retard
>>33237653
Piloswine is based on a pig. Hawaiian pizza is traditionally made with ham and pineapple. You take a pig and expose it to a region with pineapple farms, it will end up on a hawaiian pizza. There's a little bit of logic, it's not just random, like Diglett in a wig

>>33237681
I don't think you know what outclass means.

>>33237558
>Piloswine - Ludicolo Forme

hoge

>>33237682
You'd justify toilet pokemon if GF decided to make one, white knight

>>33237675
> Pichu
> Baby of game mascot

I call exceptional circumstances.

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>>33237558
Um?

>>33237669
> due to me counting which ones don't have evolutions in future games or megas
> counts prevolutions in future games

Yes. because if a Pokemon has an Alolan form it wouldn't make sense for it to evolve into a non alolan form. There are however Pokemon like Cubone and Pikachu that adapt into Alolan forms like A Marrowak and A Raichu.

It isn't fuckin rocket science anon.

>>33237682
> You take a pig and expose it to a region with pineapple farms, it will end up on a hawaiian pizza.

You're getting evolution mixed up with extinction, fool!

> like Diglett in a wig
> clearly does not know what "pele's hair" is

>>33237698
snout is top of pineapple body is the round spiky part

>>33237698
Not Johto.

>>33237699
> because if a Pokemon has an Alolan form it wouldn't make sense for it to evolve into a non alolan form.

And where in Da Rules does it say cross-gen evos can't have alolan forms? If alolan Piloswine were a thing, alolan Mamoswine would exist too.

>>33237576
Too many malasadas.

>>33237576
Piloswine isn't a mammoth.

>>33237717
>And where in Da Rules does it say cross-gen evos can't have alolan forms?

It doesn't. Most of us are just assuming it'll be Johto mons only.

>If alolan Piloswine were a thing, alolan Mamoswine would exist too.

Do you actually believe this leak with art that shitty? Really?

>>33237623
FUCK YOU NOW I WANT IT MORE THAN ENDING MY LIFE

>>33237707
Yes, Pele's hair exists. That still doesn't explain how heaps of it ended up on Dugtrio's hair, or how the strands apparently fused with its body. So sure, the modification that Alolan Dugtrio gets is based on something, but there's no further explanation how he ended up that way.

Same goes for Piloswine. The form is based on something (a pineapple), there's just no reason given how the mon ended up that way.

>>33237558
> No sense pineapple theme
> No Mamoswine revealed
> Swinub is just the same but with some leaves stuck on

98% Fake and 2% Gay

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>>33237558
Literally my mom's pineapple

>>33237669
>> due to me counting which ones don't have evolutions in future games or megas
>> counts prevolutions in future games

Oh my god what a retard.

>>33237739
Does pineapples grow horns in your mom's garden? Do they taste good?

the problem with fake leaks is that they make them took obvious
shit like moonrunes is put there to make it seems more real but it's actually the complete opposite

>>33237733
>no sense in pineapple theme
could them not migrating and eating a fuckload of pineapples be a bullshit enough excuse
Especially when raichu is just pancakes
>no mammo
cant reveal everyting
>>33237733
>swinub
diglet and dugtrio just have hair on them
and persian just gets a fat head

>>33237698
Not necessarily alolan Piloswin must evolve.
Maybe Momoswine is peculiar of Jhotoan piloswine

>>33237558
What does the text say?

>>33237742


Read this (You) fucking faggot: >>33237699

>>33237743
They do actually...

>>33237558

Doesn't even match corocoro's pages

>>33237724
> Most of us are just assuming it'll be Johto mons only.

Like Gen 5 is going to get more megas?
There's fuck all to suggest it's just going to be Johto Pokemon other than some half-arsed fan 'logic' in which every new game adds 'alolan forms' to the next generation in the list.

> Do you actually believe this leak with art that shitty?

"If alolan Piloswine WERE a thing". Conditional clause, look it up.

>>33237745
*Original designer detected*
The design is cool, congrats, but explain me how an elephant can migrate to an island

>>33237765
>There's fuck all to suggest it's just going to be Johto Pokemon

Its because of the virtual console release of GS that lets you transfer your Gen 2 pokemon via bank. SM had the same thing with RBY. Youre just a fucking idiot, anon.

>it's on serebii now
Guess the source is credible then

>>33237756
This

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Holy shit guys, somebody leaked Alolan Vilepume, check it out!

>>33237751
I was referring to the anon that said that not including pre evos was dumb, I know that it made sense due to cubone and pichu/pikachu

>>33237765
>Like Gen 5 is going to get more megas?
There's fuck all to suggest it's just going to be Johto Pokemon other than some half-arsed fan 'logic' in which every new game adds 'alolan forms' to the next generation in the list.

Nigga what the fuck are talking about. I'm going to assume you meant Gen 7, not gen 5. Even then, maybe you did you retard, but most of us with common sense thought they wouldn't when they started showing off their giant new gimmick Z moves. Don't project your retardedness on to others thanks

>"If alolan Piloswine WERE a thing". Conditional clause, look it up.

Maybe you should use examples of things that actually exist, instead of making things up then you shit eating cunt. But wait, all the evidence supports our theory doesn't it, so you can't can you? Poor anon...

>>33237732

> Mineral-based ground pokemon moves to volcanic region, grows glass fibre strands - a substance formed by volcanic activity.

No, no explanation whatsoever. It's not like it was changing based on its environment or anything.

> Pineapple Piloswine

That one is genuine bollocks.

So is surfer Raichu. Pancakes my ass.

>>33237769
Temporary land bridges are a thing, especially during ice ages.

>>33237779
Grass/Fairy? Makes sense since the other is Poison

>>33237783
Nobody said pankackes was the reason Raichu turned that way, it was just a joke you autist

>>33237756
Was just gonna say that. Plus, we know so far that CC is most likely only going to focus on Lycarrot this month. Throwing in new Alolan forms would just take away from the "awesome new Dusk form".

>>33237769
how does a shrew and a fire fox migrate to icy moutain on an island

>>33237576
Because it's a pig, and so you can put ham and pineapple on pizza.

>>33237774
>Its because of the virtual console release of GS that lets you transfer your Gen 2 pokemon via bank. SM had the same thing with RBY.

Nintendo starts adding more old games to 3DS, magically this means only Johto Pokemon will have alolan forms in the next game.

This is not deduction, this is reaching. This is fan-fap with the sole logic of "omg it's going to happen because it would be too perfect not to be".

>>33237814
what is that type of pizza called again?

>>33237780
The anon did not say that 'not including pre evos was dumb'. The anon said that not including future evos but still including future pre evos was dumb.

>>33237637
exactly

>>33237769
How does a rock migrate to an island?
How does a tree migrate to an island?
How does fucking Diglett migrate to an island?

This is probably fake, but you're fucking dumb as bricks, m8.

>>33237816
Canadian Pizza

>>33237824
exactly! and what country does the alola region resemble?

>>33237816
garbage

>>33237783
Literally why would it "change to its environment" by adding the hairs, though? It makes sense for Alolan Sandslash and Ninetales; they had to adapt to the colder temperatures or perish.

Give me one (1) good reason what good the hair on Dugtrio's head does it.

Also:
>gain glass hair
>gain steel type
lole

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>>33237815
Poor Anon, do you hate gen 2 that much? I personally dont care for it, and I probably wont like any of the new gen 2 Alola forms introduced in USUM, but you'd have to be a real retard to not realize how obvious it is that this is the way it will be.

>>33237782

>Nigga what the fuck are talking about.

How many generation 5 pokemon have a mega?
Answer: 1

I have genuinely seen cucks who thought there would be more.
>Maybe you should use examples of things that actually exist

> implying current non-existance is indicative of future non-existance

I see your brain is not capable of understanding hypotheticals and can only imagine things that match already existing patterns.

>>33237558
Please dont play with my heart

>>33237829
whoa dude it really makes sense now, pigs that are slaughtered turn into living pineapples! You totally blew my brains dude, really gets tha t nogging jogging like dude, so amazing

>>33237799
>Nobody said pankackes was the reason Raichu turned that way, it was just a joke you autist

> Tells other person off for 'not understanding joke'
> Does not understand joke.

>>33237835
There's a different between
>change to its environment
and
>changing based on its environment
One is something necessary, the other is just a side effect of living there. Diglett and Dugtrio didn't get hair to survive, they just picked it up because they live near a volcano.

>>33237558
Yaaas

>>33237805
Land bridges between islands and the mainland have appeared and disappeared over the ages. There's actually a very scientifically viable way they could've been forced to migrate to the island and adapt.

When winter comes, many animals that are dependent on warm weather will migrate south, to warmer territories. Birds can do this with no issue, but land-based animals can run into problems during this migration: mountains. Realistically, the animals can't simply go around the mountain, since the cold weather will catch up with them. They can't go over the mountain, either, since the higher they go, the colder it gets. This makes it so that they are forced to adapt to the cold, mountainous territory, since the alternative is death.

Alolan Sandslash/Ninetales easily have the most realistic origin story. Winter pushed them to a mountain, where they were forced to adapt to the cold.

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>>33237823
- The rock and the tree were born together with the island, they are autochthonous.
- Underwater tunnels are a thing

>>33237558
I so badly wish this was real. I would immediately put this thing on my team.

>>33237558
God I want this to be true

>>33237835
> Literally why would it "change to its environment" by adding the hairs, though?

Aside from camoflage?

Potentially it acquires them externally by tunneling through hardened lava.

>gain glass hair
>gain steel type

No glass type.
It has more than just hair though, the kind of rock gathered around it is different too. Probably some metallic ore or some shit.

>>33237838
I can't hear what you're saying over the sound of your "omg but it's too perfect" fan wank.

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Why would they release a new Swinub plush if a Allan version is coming?

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>>33237558
Guys...

Swinub is an island scan...

>>33237899
They aren't, it's fake and we're here to laugh at "lol omg pineapple pizza" wanker

>>33237823
>>33237769

Shipped in like the rest of them.

How else do you think a palm tree ended up in Kanto?

>>33237905
HOENN CONFIRMED

Shitty enough to be real

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>>33237905
oh shit...

>>33237558
Don't the descriptions refer to the Pokemon as the species name instead of "he" like that does? I could be mistaken.

>>33237899
Because that's non-official merch?

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>>33237616
Swilopine confirmed?

>>33237933
Why do burgers wrap everything in bacon?

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>>33237558
>no furigana
>refers to Swinub as "he"
Fake and homosexually inclined.

>>33237920
Eh, makes more sense than 'only johto pokemon'.

>>33237920
>Alolan forms of Unova starters
>Alolan forms of Johto starters
>Alolan starters have Z-Moves
>Hoenn starters have megas
>Kanto starters have megas
What do the Sinnoh and Kalos starters get?

>>33237816
alolan malasada

>>33237933
Jesus Christ wtf are you doing with your food anon

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>>33237558
マンムー

>>33237942
Sinnoh gets remakes and ka-los? What's that? *raughs*

>>33237933
swinapple

>>33237942
They get gen 8 gimmick.

>>33237940
> Thinks person calling a pig a 'he' is homosexual.
> Clearly fetishising pigs.

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>>33237945
>he can't appreciate the taste sensation that's sweeping the nation

>>33237942
> Sinnoh

A remake.


> Kalos

Fuck all. Kalos was shite.

>>33237558
When this is confirmed to be fake i'll look upon it with sadness because I think it looks amazing.

>>33237967
>>33237948
Yeah but what about the starters themselves? What do they get?

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>>33237933

>>33237973

> Yeah but what about the starters themselves? What do they get?

Fuck all. Kalos was shite.

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>>33237973
You don't have to talk or even think about it because it does not exist. No starters, no region. Nothing. It's your headcanon.

>>33237973
Hold on let me just enter my time machine and I'll let you know.

>>33237978
Guys?

>>33237989
Thanks Anon, it means a lot to me that you'd be willing to time travel for me.

HAHAHA JOE HASNT COTTONED ON OR GOT TO THESE OR LYCANROC FIRST

>>33237973
they better get nothing but megas
but an a-form would be of if it fix pignite/emboar

looks like something gf would do ha

>>33237558
F swineapple, it was fun while it lasted

>>33237958
The "homosexually inclined" bit was for the fake and gay meme, and the "he" bit was because the Japanese wouldn't refer to a Pokémon which could be any gender as specifically "he". Either Swinub is always male in Alola, or CoroCoro would have simply omitted the subject from the sentence, leaving it as: "森に住む草の種類". 彼 means "he" by the way.

>>33237558
I want this to be real so bad.

>>33237905
I think the island scans are all going to get alolan forms. I read in another leak thread that early in game you get gen 2 starters which are also in island scan so it's possible.

>>33237558
>more Alola forms
Noooooooo

>>33238000
Don't get your hopes up, that anon's IP traces back to the "Seattle Institute for the Mentally Derranged".

RIP piggers

>>33238052
>彼 means "he" by the way
I legitimately want all weebs to die a painful death. Don't pretend to understand Nip if you've only ever heard it in anime.

>>33238052
> Boring shit
But you never explicitly stated you don't have a pig fetish.

>>33238094
Alright then, guy who thinks he knows more, tell me, what does 彼 mean? Or do you insist the page is referring to a "boyfriend" instead?
I study the language along with German and Latin. Jap isn't special; I just like languages.

>>33238157
I have lived in Japan. My group of friends were pretty crazy about Pokémon. Literally everyone says 彼 when talking about them, unless it's specifically about a female Pokémon. How's that for a source?

>>33237558
omg this is real yeeeeeeeeeeesss usum haters BTFO

>>33238192
It's not

>>33238191
And literally everyone here gives a Pokémon a "he" or "she" as well. Your source is as valuable as a /vp/ thread. Show me a CoroCoro page that calls a Pokémon kare. If you can demonstrate that Pokémon are usually referred to as "he" by official sources, then ok. Otherwise, no, Pokémon are not "he" or "she". I already know that laypeople attribute genders to Pokémon and animals, but official sources don't.

>>33237558

Not blurry enough 0/10 fake as shit

>>33237558
>Anything other than Gen 1 getting new forms

nice try

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>>33238220
Hi.

これは、プログラムで発表される予定の一部です。

これはDanoninoが見たもののスケッチだけです。

それをすべて危険にさらす。

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>>33238255

>>33237746
jesus christ learn english

>>33238216
I'm not saying anything about how corocoro uses it, I'm saying that you're retarded for saying that 彼 can only refer to something male/masculine, when it's quite often used for not just either gender, but inaminate objects as well.

>>33237558

No furigana

so has this been confirmed fake yet?

>>33238314
>>33237992

>>33237580
Dragon fruit you dumb faggot

>>33238341
CoroCoro has more than 2 pages, that doesn't confirm this is fake

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The lord has spoken

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>>33238392
So it's real then?

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>>33238392
I want this to be real now

>>33238297
Then we're talking past each other. I meant CoroCoro wouldn't use specifically kare to refer to a Swinub. All CoroCoro magazines and virtually every instance in official sources refer to individual Pokémon by their name, or こいつ, or このポケモン, and not with 彼.

Hold on, though. This inanimate object thing ... no one refers to a pen as 彼. Unless you're talking about rare instances in which someone might refer to their motorcycle or boat as 彼女 or something, but the average person doesn't use either gender pronoun for books, houses, etc. like we might in Spanish or German.

>>33238416
> Joe
> Fake
I laugh everytime

>>33238392
Why do you think Joe can confirm shit? He doesn't work for Pokemon company. He knows fuck all. And no, this isn't me saying that stupid pineaplleswine is real.

>>33238416
Fuck I guess it's confirmed now

>>33238432
He has a lot of experience with leaks and stuff

>>33237576
Cause it's Hawaii

>>33238455
You don't even realize the irony in your post after this was posted >>33238416

Stop acting like he's some kind of authority, he runs a fucking fan site. Good one, maybe. But still. His opinion is about as relevant as mine or yours

>>33238392

>>33237576
why would a turtle suddenly grow cannons from his back?

>>33237973
Battle bond :^)

>>33237942
>Sinnoh
Remakes
>Kalos
Ash-Greninja

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>evolves into Alolan Mamoswine
>Yellow with tusks that turn into full palm trees

>no furigana

didn't read the thread but you folk need to try harder on your fake leaks

>>33237746
Did you just have a stroke?

>>33238567
Bananas

>>33238392
all other official alolan form artwork is the same as their normal artwork but with the added on details.
kind of makes me believe it is fake but i'm still skeptical

>>33237698
Look forward to getting Wood Hammer Mamoswine

Fake. Furigana missing again.

>>33237669
>>33237674

If Ilima is still in the game he might use it.

>>33237576
Why would an owl wearing a hoodie be a ghost type?

>>33237558
Why do people think this

>>33238472
and this

Are ever going to happen? Just wait for them to fucking release the game it's like 2 months away.

>>33238976
Based on a stilt owl who were native to Hawaii and are extinct. Pretty neat imo

>>33237580
Because palm tree need to resist warm climat and drought

>>33237576

I'm pretty sure the other Alolan forms should already answer that question for you...no actual reason. Meaning it could happen.

>>33238269
HAHAHAHAHA

>>33237558
I want this, doesn't matter if it's real or not, just to see what Mamoswine would look like.

>Grass/Ground with Thick Fat
BULCC

>>33237558
please be real I love it

>>33239009
Most people here are underage and or gullible as fuck and can't think straight because they've been starved of hype ever since USUM was announced

>208 posts in a thread about a fake everyone that should be allowed to post here can tell is fake just from the missing furigana
What the hell has happened with /vp/?

>>33239473
GIVE ME REAL NEWS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33237656
>counting which ones don't have evolutions in future games
Why do people keep saying this? There has been ONE WHOLE GAME with Alola Forms. There is no "pattern" whatsoever.

Y'all thought there would be no megas for stone-evolved mons until Gallade came along.

>>33239503
>b-but muh pattern
patternfags are just really retarded

>>33238851
That would be fucking amazing.

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>>33237558
Of course they would focus on just Swinub and Piloswine and not the entire page. I'll believe the Dream Park artwork is real before I'd believe this crap.

The art of the 2 is fine itself but the composition of the magazine is textbook fake 101. A while back an artist came by the board and did a step by step instructional post on how to do like quality fakes that look exactly like this

>>33237558
I'm currently not planning on buying USUM but these alone would convince me otherwise

>>33237746
This. Just dont let alolan mamoswine learn the evolution move problem solved

>>33237558
>people shit on USUM
>show them the most shitty alola forms that could be real (but arent)
>"I would buy it"

This is how GF can be lazy for eternity

>>33239573
>quality fakes
>this

>>33237578
fuck you

I remember there was a leak here saying swinub line would get an alolan form AND rockruff would get a third evo.

>>33237905
>alolan smogonsword

>>33238416
too bad hopebiscuit drew incineroar

>>33239473
The problem is it's better than the real reveals and more worth talking about.

>>33237558
Cute

>>33239833
I'm wondering if Rockruff's secret that it shares with the Starters is the extra form that I've seen in some "leaks".

>>33237576
Why would a tadpole-lilypad turn into a kappa-kiwi-sombrero wearing-pineapple?

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>>33239589

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>>33237656
This is as dumb as saying cross-gen evos can't have megas.

>>33237619
princess principal is too complex for me

>>33237558
More fake leaks I see.

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Alolan Swinub has adapted to the increased temperatures in Alola by shading itself under large palm leaves it collects along the coast.

Alolan Piloswine has a much brighter coat of hair to blend in with the sand dunes on the coast. It gathers soil onto its back, where large sand grasses grow to provide continuous shade from the sun.

Alolan Mamoswine has fully integrated the grasses into its body upon evolution. Children make tiki masks that resemble this pokemon's face.

>>33237558
HYYYYYPE
for this dumbass autistic shit

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>>33237905
>Alolan Serperior
>It's an actual banana

>>33237576
Why would a redditor turn into a 4chan user?

There's like a shit ton of fake leaks everyday that nobody believes in but you guys choose this one and think "WOWEE IT'S OFFICIAL LEAKS I CAN'T W8"
You're all dummies.
though i have to say it is pretty adorable, in a retarded way

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IS THIS FUCKING REAL

>>33237566
>Mamoswine
Piloswine you uncultured swine

>>33242561
Does your father also work on GameFreak?

>>33237558
very cute

>>33237558
So it's real or not? Wish it is, looks cute desu, definitely would use.

While its a good idea, it isnt necessary since theres mount lanakila, which there are alot of ice types there. hopefully they add swinub in tapu village (same place where you can find a-vulpix, and a-sandshrew ((Im not sure about a-sandshrew)) )

>>33243958
To be fair, we have an Ice type Alolan Vulpix, despite there being a volcanio on another island. And Alolan Sandshrew exists, despite there being a desert right next to its current habitat.

>>33237656

>>Sudowoodo
>>Shuckle

Please gief.

>>33238471
Esp, since he lurks /vp/ for infos.

>>33237566
It's a generation 2 pokemon

>>33237954
sensiblechuckle.gif

>>33237558
IT'S HAM AND PINEAPPLE

>>33245165

I'm kind of convinced this is real now that I get what it's trying to convey. Its too obscure to be fake if that makes sense?

>>33237572

Same here.

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>>33237644

You probably bought Gen 5.

>>33244000
But there still is a habital area for swinub and mamoswine alike

Uh? This has been shown a few days ago. Why does this thread have so many replies?

>>33245366
Because we're all so fucking thirsty at this point. Most of this thread is people talking about why this is obviously fake. We want higher-quality fakes to keep us entertained.

>>33245436
Oh, okay. I haven't been on /vp/ for well over a year now. So, it's the same shit as always then.

Pic was confirmed fake and yet you faggots have this thread open like it's real. Close this shit

>>33245447
Pretty much. And here I thought the betas at /r9k/ talked about the same shit every day. /vp/ is fucking worse

>>33245451

How? Not questioning you, just would just like the link to the actual confirmation.

>>33245462
You don't even need to fact check. The fact that no other leaks related to it came out, the gana text is wrong, and no other site BUT this one has posted it. It's fake dude, you be surprised how ppl can make it look official

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I confirm that these Pokemon and this leak have been created by me.
It was great to see your theories, your thoughts, and your imagination.

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>>33237558
Untrue and homosexual.

>>33245569
>>33245660
So that clears that up.

How about the Dusk Drampa?

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>>33237905
If that leak is true and there is Alolan Hydreigon I will actually fucking buy this game

>>33245569
>>33245660
>pigpineappleapplepig is fake

I was confident in my belief that it was fake, and yet I still find myself saddened.

>>33245806
FUCKING THIS

If it looks good that is

>>33245569
>>33245660
Don't believe this guy. He just photoshopped the new alola forms on some shitty dA macro and said they're fake.

Boo this man.

>>33237576
why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

>>33237569
>too goofy to be real
>alolan dugtrio exists

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>>33245569
>Fake
Man. I was hyped for nothing.

>>33237905
alola luxray be cool

How is this thread still up?

>>33237579
>A tree turns into a different tree native to the new region

how is that goofy?

>>33247085
At least you can talk. Who are you?

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www.youtube.com/mrsketchees this is my youtube channel. I create a lot of fakemon. Don't hate me :D