Pokemon Real evolution.

>>33237480
>still believing nihilistic boogeyman
Sad

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>>33237486

>>33237514
You are the fedora tipper here. If you would educate yourself you would know how bullshit evolution is.

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>>33237519
>some of this theory's evidences are shaky and some can be refuted, so I refuse to accept it!
>I prefer theory that has no evidenced at all because ancient Jews wrote a book about it, so it must be true!

>>33237480
who ever made this has no understanding cladistics or evolution

>>33237519
>>33237563
Please keep that shit out of here.

>>33237480
>the lake spirits branching out after mew and mewtwo even though DPPT explictly states they were made the same time as the creation trio
>inorganic pokemon closer related to plant and fungal pokemon then animals

>>33237480
this is just awful

>>33237480
I wonder if /vp/ can make a better version.

>>33237480
> No Groudon
> No Kyogre

BUUUULLLLSHIIIIIIITTTTT

>>33237599
Inorganic pokemon should be a separate branch altogether, but it rises some questions. For example, Onix is literally made of boulders, but it's also a snake. Where does it fit - among reptiles or among inorganic creatures? Golem is a turtle in rock shell, but its preevos are just living rocks.

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>>33237519
You're kidding right?

This is a troll right?

>>33237480
>psuedoplants
>still believing in that wastebasket taxon

>>33237683
> but it's also a snake

Is it really though?

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>>33237519

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>>33237486

>>33237480
Mew was a mistake

>>33237480
>Manaphy & Phione not mollusks
>Lileep & Cradily not echinoderms
>Paras & Parasect are crustaceans
>Anorith & Armaldo are trilobites, Kabutop & Kabutops aren't

It's shit.

>>33237563
daily reminder that atheists are dumb and bite shitty baits like this

>>33237519
Watch out we got Klingons4Khrist here.