Alright /vp/ we have to settle this once and for all, which berry is the sexiest semen demon? Which gen gave you the most testosterone pumped, rhydon hard on with its mechanics and variety when it came to these cock fiends?
my vote goes to babiri or salac, they look like a SUCCulent variety and have cool lore
What the fuck
>>33236000
fpbp
>>33235969
I can get jiggy with a Figy.
Belue is fuckable
>>33235969
Kebia or bust. Natural fleshlight.
>>33235969
Reminder that tanga is literally tong in Spanish
Pecha is the cutest. it might not be some miracle or super talented and smart as Lum, but Pecha is just so cute, even if she is plain.
>>33236034
*thong
>>33235969
I will go papa with a payapa
>>33235969
I could get it on with a Spelon
>>33235969
You left out the other 15 berries because...?
The original Chilan is quite obviously the best, you blasphemer.
Haban looks like they have snug plantpussi, as confirm by pic related
>>33236041
>she
Belue is thicc
>>33235969
Pecha or Nanab are the sexiest for me
>>33235969
Grepa or haban
Payapa got them curves and a luscious shade. She could fuck me any time
Figgy I'd bust over that shit. Looks so wild
>>33235969
Rowap just 4 titties coming off a weiner
Obv objective correct choice
>>33235969
Belue is the thiccest. Definitely going with that.
>>33235969
Put a Rindo Berry up your butt for a prostate orgasm
>>33235969
>Kebia is literally a vagina
>people ITT aren't choosing it
Leave it to /vp/ to be faggots
>Bulk Berry
Anyway, which berry should I fap to? I'm thinking of Belue or Iapapa
>>33236069
>not eggant and nutpea
what are you, straight?
>>33235969
Well I would totally peel off a Spicy Spelon Berry and use it as a dildo desu
>>33235969
it just occurred to me that they made berries of all things fucking event exclusive.
>>33236578
They've made pretty much everything event-exclusive in some way:
>Mythicals
>Specific forms (Spiky-eared Pichu, Asshat Pikachu, etc.)
>Certain shiny legendaries
>Some Hidden Abilities (like the legendary birds)
>Berries, like you said
>Certain move combinations (like Sludge Wave Gengar)
>Certain moves altogether (e.g. Celebrate, Happy Hour, V-create)
>Z-Crystals
>Secret Base decorations
>Pokétch applications
>The Snarl TM was meant to require an event item in BW but they apparently scrapped the event altogether so you can't get it at all
>Discount Coupons for buying clothes in XY
>Unreleased Super Training levels
>Mega Stones, mostly in Gen 7
>Really random shit, like Relic Golds only being available in Gen 6 from a Delibird event
Probably more that I missed but Bulbapedo is broken so that's all I can remember
>>33235969
Has been and always will be the Pomeq for me, but I went through this faggy phase where me and my gay buddy started getting really into dog porn and spelon was creeping up in the rankings
>>33236821
damn
>>33236821
gotta sell those movie tickets
watmel
T H I C C
Leppa Berries make my PP go up
>>33236026
Belue is not for sexual.
>>33235969
Gotta fuck da Bluk ,or Bulk as in your picture :^)
Babiri's my babe
>noone prostrating themselves before a waccan
More for me I guess
Pecha and Apicot are best friends they a cute :3
>>33235969
>no drash berry
>no nutpea berry
>no pumkin berry
>no topo berry
>no kuo berry
dumb newfigy
Lum Berry, it was made for anal. Cornn Berry is pretty sexy too, Waccan looks like micro-dildo if you're into that. Tanga Berry could go in pooper as well, maybe second place after Lum. Passho would feel great too, would rub on my balls. Mago Berry could be anal too.
>>33235969
Petaya is literally a scaly dildo
>>33235969
Cheri, Chesto, Persim, Lum, Figy, Mago, Kelpsy, Spelon Occa, Waccan, Rindo, Coba, Payapa, Tanga, Charti, Colbur, Chilan, Galon, Petaya, Starf, and Micle all are to be inserted into orifices, preferably pooper or vagoo.
Pecha, Rawst, Wiki, Aguav, Razz, Bluk, Nanab, Nondew, Grepa, Tamato, Durin, Passho, Yache, Chople, Kasib, Lansat,Custap, Jabco, and Rowap are all made to be rubbed against the testicles or breastnipples, some with more vigor than others.
Iapapa, Watmel, Belue, Kebia, Kasib, Haban, and Custap are all to be penetrated with the dongus.
Rabuta is unfuckably ugly, suitable only for consumption by pokemon you hate.
The rest do whatever with, I guess.
>>33237430
keks