Whats the most autistic thing you have done /vp/?

>>33230388
Nice pasta faggot
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/29883036/#29883036

>>33230405
But anon I am the author of the pasta

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>>33230388
What >>33230405 said

Also, I'd say your most autistic thing would be this thread.

>>33230388
I spend a good portion of my days refreshing /vp/ and shitposting even when there's nothing really interesting to talk about, I think that's pretty autistic.

>>33230388
Playing Gale of Darkness to get a copy of all 83 shadow pokemon, then transferring them up to gen 7 to get a full set.

>>33230388
wow that is pretty autistic; you should consider the final solution

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>>33230388
>be me 16
>home alone
>have stomachache all day that's so bad I have to wear a diaper just in case I don't make it to the bathroom
>get an urge to go
>get about halfway to the door
>Anon used Muddy Water!
>shit
>literally
>keep in mind I knew I had a diaper fetish for about 3 years now
>warm diaper made my dick diamonds, grab boner and start using Pound
>favorite Pokemon from DiaPer was Luxray, fantasize about being a male one hotdogging a female's thick ass
>Right as I'm about to cum I scream out "LUXXXXXXXXXXXRAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
>Anon used String Shot!
>mfw the neighbors heard me and rang my doorbell asking if I was okay
>mfw had to answer them with shit-filled diaper still on under shorts

I found out I was gay about 2 years later.

>>33230388
get diagnosed with autism

>>33230466
Yeah but a lot of people here do that, me included.

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>>33230903

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>>33230388
>disgusting ultra-white mother
Ya finna got a problem with white people?
3/10, improve your pasta skills.

bump for more autism, I know /vp/ has more than 10 spergs

>be me

>>33233309
>be you
go on

>>33230903
UGH

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>>33230903

>>33230388
I've stuck my foot in my mouth in plenty of threads here. I've also started fights with people who were acting neutral towards me. I'm pretty autistic.

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>>33230903

>>33230466
this to be honest

just remembered I used to sleep with my Pokémon cards

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>>33230903
yall need jesus

>>33231016
>a lot of people here do it
There's your proof it's an autistic thing, anon

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>>33230903
nani the fuck

>>33230903
I'm not gonna respond with a funny reaction or meme-y image, I'm just going to be completely serious with you.

Get psychiatric help. Right now.

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>>33230903
That's enough /vp/ for today.

>>33230903
Nice story bro, but when did you found out you were a furry?

>>33230388
I cried when I got fired from Jimmy John's because it was the second job I got fired from that month and I felt worthless and like I'd never succeed at even something as simple as a food job. And now I live with my mom again lol

>>33235755
I did that too.

>>33230903
Top kek

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>>33235796
>implying anything posted on this site is true
>implying I didn't just make that story up
> implying I don't know who you are

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>>33235815
Also 3 years ago, when I found out I had a diaper fetish
I would just look up diaper stuff because I was curious about what other bedwetters had to say, just happened to come across a furry image and it went all downhilll from there

Since I can't post it have a Skuntank, it's the next closest thing

>In kindergarten
>About the time I got into Pokémon
>For me Pokémon was the greatest thing in history
>Every kid I knew loved Pokémon as well, shit was cash
>Some random ass day
>We get a new student, teacher introduces her
>Cutest fucking girl ever
>I swear my balls dropped then and there
>Awww yeah, about to make this bitch my gf
>It's nap time
>qt3.14 lays down next to me
>Awwww shit nigga now my chance!
>Initiate Mac daddy mode
>Look her dead in the eyes and smoothly say
>"So, you like Pokémon?"
>"NO!" And turns away
>Thought this bitch is lame as fuck
>Later find out 99.99% of girls don't like Pokémon
>Avoid girls like the plague for the next 15 years

Seriously, fuck women! And if you're a girl here fuck you to! Roasties need to leave.

>>33236573
And to continue my rant. Seriously, Why even pursue women? They hate everything we love and reject us for it. Fuck them! Want can some cunt over us? Sex? We can achieve the same pleasure with an Arby's sandwich with extra mayo. Love? The love of family and friends is more loyal and real than anything some skank can offer. Kids? The world is full of sad lonely children that can use a home. Adopt a 5-8 year old. Skip the bullshit baby years. If they ever made waifu bots. I'd buy them just to pull em apart and trash them. Fuck women. Good night.

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>>33236513
If you made it up then why are you denying it? Shouldn't you be glad we've fallen for your ruse?

>>33236573
>>33236590
also this is the most autistic thing in the thread by far
>inb4 "no you're autistic for getting baited so hard"

>>33236600
Fuck you too bitch. Why are you here? Shouldn't you be out getting triple teamed by Jamal and his homies?

>>33236627
r/incels is that way friendo

>>33236593
well obviously because part of it is true, part of it is made up
those are the best lies, after all

and yeah I'm glad people fell for it, it's nice to get a bunch of reaction memes to a post you make

>>33230388
The most autistic thing I've done isn't Pokemon related, sorry OP. Good story though, I would have played your situation off coolly instead of running out of the store. Hell, I might try that if the opportunity arises.

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>>33236636
Holy shit I checked that place out. fuck, do I really sound like them? Fuck. I don't know what to say.... I'm sorry I guess. I guess I just was taking out all my self hate and insecurities and other women. Thank you. I know this will sound cringe but do you have a boyfriend?

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>>33236710
okay now I know I'm being baited

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>>33230903

Leave.

>>33236752
HAhahaha yeah, I am trying to bait you. On some real shit, I was just trying to get a reaction out of the whole "fuck women" thing. I honestly never heard of r/incel before. I never felt such a mixture of pity and uneasiness. I decided to drop it. Wasn't getting the responses I want. Except for you, no offense. So what's up? What's your deal? Are you really a girl? I honestly don't care, if you're a cute boy that's fine with me lol

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>>33230903

>>33236800
You can add this to one of the most autistic things you've done. I don't care if it's bait it's still autistic

>>33236800
>>33236871
this please leave vp forever you're too autistic for this board

>>33236887
I wish I could, I don't like any of you furry, whiny, autistic faggots. I'm trapped here and I can't leave

>>33236924
>n-no u lol!!!
this board is shit but lmao it's like you have no self awareness

>>33236939
Sure whatever you say

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>>33230903
>I found out I was gay about 2 years later.

>>33236924
>>33236945
Bro you did something legit autistic just giveup and take it

>>33236956
What did I do that was autistic? Humor me

>>33236950
Studies show that autists have a higher incidence of paraphilias.

>>33236627
>>33236636
>>33236710
>>33236752
>>33236800
Samefag. Also fuck off back to plebbit.

>>33236924
>I'm trapped here and I can't leave
Just click that X in the top right corner of the screen.

>>33236980
>implying that all autists are the same and uses studies as """"evidence""""

>>33236984
You said I was autistic before that. At least come up with a better reason. I don't really care though. I'm sensing that you like to get the last word so by all means go ahead autistic faggot

>>33236956
he's pretty sad, I was gonna just let him go since he's obviously helpless but wow I stand by what I said
>>33236971
no self awareness, amazing

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>>33236983
anon, our first posts were less than a minute apart

>>33236994
>thinking every anonymous user is the same person
Not that anon, but you really are a fucking hopeless autist. Please kill yourself.

>>33236994
>so autistic he can't tell when someone else joins the convo
wew, maybe it'd be easier for you on reddit, clearly multiple people under anon is too much for you

>>33236989
No, that's kinda the exact opposite of what those studies go for; they try to broadly show a correlation, not that all autists are the same.

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>>33230903
...Yeah I got nothing

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>>33230903
wut

>>33230903

(you)

>>33230388
How to spot the autismo: they run away instead of just laughing it off

Might have even gotten a date if you just had rolled with the punches.

>>33236590
>We can achieve the same pleasure with an Arby's sandwich with extra mayo.
Get help.

>>33236800
And this is what will make Lily stop being a namefag.

>>33230903
Do your thing. You filthy fucking degenerate.

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>>33230903
Why is everyone so shocked?Most of /vp/ is THAT depraved.

>>33240791
speak for yourself

>>33240791
we all know that's you faggot

>>33239428
Thanks~

>>33230388
This story is real and true.

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>>33236590

>>33236573
woah calm down there Elliot Roger

>>33230388
>post on /vp/

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>>33230903
I think the most autistic thing you have done is lie on an autistic board

>>33236800
This is some good shit right here, it really made this thread

>>33236945
Beautiful, this makes me happy inside

>>33236971
You are being too open and being obviously hurt by all of this, which means you are either a child or an adult with autism.

>>33236994
Honey stop taking everything online so seriously, if you can't you should probably stop posting on 4chan.

Other than some oddly specific BS I did for RNG abuse (like doing 6,000 frame advancement for a TID like I'm doing right now)...

I can't really think of any other specific examples with pokemon other than perhaps me getting really twitchy with this chick in my WoW guild. She was acting like she knows everything about pokemon...but couldn't figure out why she kept getting electric pokemon appearing when Pikachu was leading her party in Gen 6.

I explained how static had an out of battle effect, and she was like "I don't know new mechanics uwu"

Though rather than call it out other than "Uh, it's been this way since Emerald", I then spent the rest of the time bitching about how dumb she was to my best friend.

Said girl is actually autistic so it was not worth fighting her over things like this since you cannot win any arguments against her. Just silently suffering through her stupidity over the years.

>>33236573
>tfw I know more females than males that play pokemon

Granted, I was like the only girl in my class that liked it when it came out in 1998,
but then I met many others through out the years.

The most autistic thing I did was be on this board desu.

>>33236573
>qt3.14
kek

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>>33230903
>>33236590

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I'm considering buying a Chinese Pokemon keychain. How bad is it?
.
.
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I'm already a grad student.

>>33249289
looks like a bootleg, but you do you kid

>>33236573
T.Elliot Rodgers closest """friend""""

>>33230388
>assuming anyone would ever love you

>>33249289
I've got a Zootopia, Hello Kitty (those two were gifts from my friend), and a mythical pokemon (manaphy, celebi, mew and shaymin) on mine. They're just keychains so it's not that big a deal.

>33245665
Tits or GTFO.

>>33252012
Lurk more

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>>33230388
I post my taste in pokemon on /vp/ and hope to get approval. I don't know why I do this.

>>33236776
Newfag

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>this thread

>>33230903
I'd easily believe that the only made up part is the neighbours bothering to check up on you.

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>>33230903

>>33236752
Do not lainpost you shitty trip

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>>33254257
Heh, ding ding, we have a winner!

>>33230903
>I have to wear a diaper
I already know this isn't going anywhere good.

Cap this mess of a thread

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>>33230903

>>33230903
ProtoMagicalGirl, is that you?

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>>33230903
Pray

>>33235755
>OP is a furry

>>33230903
I hope somebody screencapped this

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>>33230903
Not bad anon.

>>33257828
bump for this

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>>33230903
The fuck did I just read

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>>33230903
anon why

>>33236636
What's with this incel meme? Is it a tumblr thing? It's on par with 'u mad' from what I've seen of it.

>>33260347
Incels is a shortened version of "Involuntarily Celibate."

Basically a bunch of greasy neckbeards blaming women for their lack of charm and incredibly small penises, which is keeping them involuntarily celibate, hence incels.

>>33260361
>elliot rodger: the subreddit
I really shouldn't be surprised.

>>33260361
I figured that much, but why is it a hot insult these days? Did people get tired of calling others virgins?
I got called one the other day for something genuinely ridiculous and I don't really get it. Is it like being called a nigger where it's only offensive if you're actually black?

>>33260389
It's basically saying you resemble a desperate, creepy, neckbeard, virgin, who lacks any and all game + knowledge of women.

Just go to reddit and search /r/incels

>>33260400
I guess I just don't get insulted easily so I see it as a current meme insult. I'd rather not go to reddit for most shit and definitely not that.

>>33260423
It's not really a "current meme" insult, but rather a group of people who try to band together in their misery, and use it as an excuse/crutch as to why women avoid them.

If you're being called an incel it's because you're downing women for rejecting you, or for just not liking you in general.

Regardless, best of luck to you.

>>33260389
Not all Virgins are creeps

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>>33257828
>>33260218
There you go

>>33260457
Correct; but all incels are

>>33260440
I got called it because some guy said he found a girl to be attractive, literally using the words 'I think she's attractive', which for whatever reason resulted in people calling him a creep. I defended said guy, got called an incel, ignored it because I guess it doesn't apply to me, and have seen it used a lot since then.
But yeah, take care.

>>33260489
So you didn't post
>>33236627
and
>>33236573
and
>>33236590
?

Regardless, unless she was <18 you're fine.

>>33260468
>they actually put the luxray fart tripfag in
10/10 otherwise, thank you

>>33260512
Nope. Assuming that guy was just doing bullshit for attention, and I expect nothing less from this board.
And I can guarantee she was over 18, but even then the guy could've just been the same age as her, but that's irrelevant. Dunno why some people are demonized for making such inoffensive claims these days.

>>33256096
>trip
come on, a lainfag should know better than this
>>33260389
I just said it because his post sounded like something from there

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>>33230903
My fucking sides are in orbit.

>>33260711
Shut up, watching Lain should be enough to understand why a tripshit should NEVER lainpost. If you still do it after this it means you're just a retarded cunt, period. Lurid attention seeking shitposter

>>33260711
Fucking idiot

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>>33260468
Thanks anon, have a free National-Anarchist symbol.

>>33230903
I'm still laughing at this

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>>33260609
Ah, I haven't noticed this. Have 'fixed' and slightly updated version

>>33260765
>tripshit
I get what you're saying but I just can't take you seriously when you say things like this

>>33260887
>Going purely with EBIN reaction images
>Not reading the thread:
>>33254257
>>33257324

>>33230388
I lost to an Rotom-Fan with Air Balloon.

>>33260887
that's much better, thanks blessed name anon

>Be one of those ridiculously cancerous name/avatar fags that stays for at least a whole summer and ends up getting banned or forcefully ignored from everyone getting tired of their shit

You know who you are.

>>33261590
>an