>slightly recolored slowpoke with a shell added to its tail
WTF GAMEFREAK IS SO LAZY THE FRANCHISE IS FUCKING DEAD IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gee, it's really not suspicious at all that the catalog is suddenly filled with "W-WHAT ABOUT THIS" threads
One (1) yen has been deposited to your gamefreak bank account. Thank you for your service.
Stop shilling.