Absol is the best. Why?
>known as the disaster Pokémon because it's always there when something happens.
>Absol has the ability to foretell the coming of natural disasters.
Absol is literally the prophet of happenings.
I wanna lick her fortune cookie.
>the edgy deviantart furry OC
>best
>>33203442
the only good absol is a dead absol
>>33203442
>most people seeing a nose and not a kawaii expression
I have now changed your perspective.
things to do with absol
>groom
>pat
>hug
>battle
>fluff
things not to do with absol
>insult
>fug
>>33203585
take your niggermon elsewhere you ooga booga porchmonkey
>>33203585
Absol is for fug.
>>33203585
Yo when I see Absol just laying around I can't help but pop a fat nut to the thought of it voring me, shitting me out, then re-voring me as feces. Shit gets me so hard I'm scratching fuckin' diamonds with my dick. The only thing harder is accepting the fact that Absol will never penetrate my anus with his giant veiny cock. Guess my German Shepherd's the best I can get.
>>33203760
dumb falseflagger
>tfw never ever