I'm a retired Pokemon Master who joined the Pokemon military. AMA

>>33202948
How did you catch them all?

>>33202948
Do you fug Gardevoir?

>>33202948
do you cuddle in bed till you fall asleep with your pokemon?

>>33202948
What is the chemical composition of granbull cum after being mixed with Burn Heals and left in the sun for a week?

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>>33202965
Yep that's true

>>33202948
Do your enemies piss themselves, cry, and beg for mercy after you corner them or do they accept their deaths with dignity so as not to make their pokemon feel panic in their final moments?

>>33202948
were you stronger than all your classmates in the pokemon fighting academy?

>>33202948
How many terrorists in the Orre deserts did you torture at Abu Graveler Prison? Did you enjoy waterboarding them with your Poliwrath? Did you get a boner while your Houndoom barked at them all night long to deprive them of sleep? Did you laugh as you forced them to make lewd poses with each other as your Smeargle painted?

DID YOU?