Unflattering favourites

A roided black dragon with blue tubes sticking out of its ass and a pointy chin.

Just a human with a red thing on its tits.

>>33202807
A floating lamp with yellow eyes, thats it

>>33203055
hydreigon
>>33203368
gardevoir
>>33203380
lampent

>>33203055
Kyurem black

Man in a catsuit.

>>33202807
Trash.

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>>33203443
And with shit proportions too

a dancing bear covered in spots

autistic cosplayer who can't stop pretending to be something they're not

>>33203516
ditto
>>33203505
spinda

A bunch of pathetic cry babies.

>>33203539
not ditto, actually

Just a pine cone.

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>>33203443

>>33203516
Mimikyu
>>33203543
Wishiwashi

gay ass pink furry cade

>>33203055
>literally a puppet with strings

>>33203604
wishiwashi is correct

>>33203543
/vp/ is not a pokemon

>>33202807
2 feet

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>>33203741

>>33203558
This actually made me laugh though

I can't.

Decidueye is so perfect, so awe-inspiring. Game Freak outdid themselves with it: an owl, wise and majestic, yet the thematic association they gave it with archery giving it a mysterious vibe, the veil an intimidating aura. Lithe and fit, a killer, an assassin, the natural predatory persona of a clever owl given a logical conclusion. I wouldn't want to be pierced by one of its arrows, although I've been hit with its metaphorical one of adoration. How could I argue against this perfection? That it is a starter pokemon, allowing you to take it with you from the very first step of your journey as a trainer: a SUCCESSFUL one simply by default by having this magnificent creature at your side, steeled eyes darting back and forth, protecting you and the others you raise.

A tranny seal.

Hurts to say that ;-;

An axolotl with fish fins and the worst mega evolution in the entire game

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>>33203842
falseflagger bait

>>33203842
I read this in Dr. Evil's voice.

An abomination that is just a bunch of Pokemon parts put together.

>>33203876
Silvally

It's just Pikachu but blue

literally just an old fucking fish

a fluffy moth

An egg with wings.

>>33202807
Edgy Donut steel recoloring of Clefairy

>>33203916
Minun

>>33203947
Relicanth
Volcarona

>33203949
Togetic

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>>33203842

>>33203486
Someone skipped leg day

An emo dog with horns

An fuck-strong ape completely crippled by laziness.

>>33203557
Pineco is cool as fuck

A Starter that's a meme from the old days!

>>33203842
Cute sphere into edgemaster owl

>>33203860
I almost wouldn't mind if they made it a single gender pokemon, or had two appearances for each gender. But drastically feminine / masculine Pokemon piss me off. Looking at Incineror too.

It's just a fucking swan.

>>33203916
Pikablu?

>>33203994
Love Darkest Dungeon

My Pokemon would be a metal dinosaur I guess. Hard to make it sound lame

It's literally two of it's pre-evolutions stuck together, which in turn were two of IT'S previous evolutions stuck together. If that wasn't bad enough, the first evolution was just a floating security camera.

Barney

its an edgy yin yang deviantart cat

A dragon that's not actually a dragon.

>>33202807
Some dinosaur dipshit with wings and dicks hanging on its neck

>>33204012
Blatoise?

>>33204001
Slaking

>>33204022
Swanna

>>33204048
Dragonite

>>33204269
Charizard

Baragon

a huge slab of white stone that is shit in the actual game

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>>33204012

A bat with anal beads up its butt

>>33204567
Avalugg
>>33204597
Swoobat

>>33202807
An autistic cat with a weird tail

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angry chicken with humanoid limbs
pic unrelated

>>33204000
houndoom

>>33204879
nope.
it's a legendary

A fat dirty bunny.

Psychiatric motorcycle goat

A tube of fur with a face.

White Mr. Popo

>>33205306
Furret

>>33205262
Diggersby

>>33204597
Gliscor

>>33204203
Absol

>>33203949
Vullaby?

>>33204318
Charizard is correct.

Iguanadon with one hell of a jaw

>>33205401
relicanth

A prickly purple rabbit with manboobs

>>33205636
What is Nidoking?

Shit coloured midget with rave fingers and a head that resembles a butt plug

Literally the same as it was when it was a kid only now some guy is chewing on its ass

>>33205689
Beheeyem

>>33202807
A pretty worm

>A fucking Pikachu

>>33203842
nice copypasta

>>33202807
A garbage ass clunky stupid lookin bug. Who isn't even as good as his fuckin prevo. With a useless shitty mega that makes it look mor fucking clunky